U and Jimmy r chilling at catering with bayley when Roman walks up
Roman: Pam beat it.
U stand up
Mike: Excuse me?! Big uce or not u do talk to my girl like that.
Roman: It's a family matter.
Mike: she will be apart of the family when we get married so she stays.
Jimmy: Yo uce chill.
Roman: Fine she stays
U guys sit and talk
Roman: U want to form a group with u 2-
Mike: 3
Roman: U 3. What u guys say.
U look at bayley
Bayley: Let's do it.
Jimmy: We need to think.
Mike: This Friday
Mike/Jimmy: WELCOME TO THE USO PENA TRATTORIA
it's smackdown
U guys get to the back.
Bayley hugs u
Mike: We did it baby.
U give her a quick kiss.
Roman: Now acknowledge -
Mike: Hell no! Look we r not going to acknowledge now but later.
He motions to a camera
Bayley: I acknowledge you
Mike: Baby!
Jimmy: I acknowledge you.
Mike: Hold on.
U move Roman out the way
Mike: U see this
The tag belts
Mike: We r the most dangerous faction to grace this ring hell this company. U see those titles around og shoulders that means Your tribal - Our tribal chief is the kind of all of sports entertainment. Acknowledge Him
U walk off
Jimmy: Theses your awnser.
U guys r driving home
(Your Moxley Jimmy is Seth)
U get inside
Bayley: Ninja roll?
Mike: I know me baby I'm wild.
U smirk and eat a frie
Bayley: I just realized what you said earlier before your match.
Mike: Took u long enough.
U smile
Mike: I meant every word. We r forever.
She gives u a kiss
Jimmy: Get a room
Mike: Jimmy shush had to deal with u and trin doing the same thing.
Jimmy: Carry on.
U guys go to bed.
U wake u.
Mike: Oh shit.
Bayley: What?
Mike: They need me for table for 3.
Bayley: I'll come but stay behind the camera
Kevin: I see we brought our lady.
Mike: She wanted to come. I'm taking her on date after this.
Bayley blushes.
Cesaro: U r amazing together.
Kevin: Can we acknowledge the fact that your with Roman.
Mike: It was her idea.
Cesaro: not surprised. What do we have planned.
Mike: Work I have a tag against new day then a singles match against Seth for the world heavyweight championship on raw.
Kevin: Damn
It's raw and u r debut a new theme song. (Single matches only)
Bayley: I'll go with.
P2
U lay on the mat
Bayley: Hey u ok?!
Mike: I'm ok mi amor.
Jimmy comes and helps u up.
Next week u r in the ring with solo while he cuts a promo.
Mike: I went from Japan to hanging with my bucks and AJ to Florida with my brothers. I had to earn everything single thing I have. Main event against Ibushi a shot at Rollins. Hell the earn a shot at these. U hand them to bayley.
Mike: I know pressure damnit! So if u guys want a shot u got it just remember u the twos and wether ones
Throw down the mic.
U guys get backstage.
Roman: what was that! I didn't say to fight them I said handle it.
Mike: I am The only way we know how! We gonna show we r the best damn tag team here.
Bayley: Hey come u need to relax.
Roman: I'm not done.
U get in his face
Mike: U maybe the tribal chief but when I handle business it's my way not yours
Bayley puts her hand on your chest.
Bayley: easy tiger.
Roman: Fall in line.
Mike: I did now let me go get ready to defend OUR name
U walk off with bayley
As soon as u guys r alone u have a little make out session.
Bayley: I need that.
Mike: Not as much as I need u mi amor.
Bayley: U ready for the rumble?
Mike: Yea absolutely. What about you?
Bayley: I think
Mike: I believe in you mi amor.
It's the Royal rumble.
U pop up on the tron when the event starts.
Mike: As u can see I can't be there but of a family emergency. But my beautiful wife is the womans rumble I know she got it. My boy Jimmy uso is in the men's hell maybe I'll try to get there from Hawaii.
It cuts off.
Bayley calls u immediately
Bayley: wife? Wife? I just want to make sure I heard u right?
Mike: Yes u heard right. I love calling you my wife so let's make it official after I get back we get married big wedding small I don't care as long as I see u in white and I hear u may kiss the bride.
Bayley: Ok sounds good.
She hangs up.
Bayley: OMG YESSS
everyone looks
Bayley: Sorry
AJ: What's got u excited?
Bayley: I'm getting married!
AJ: Really?! Omg that's amazing.
Jimmy: I'm proud of u sister.
A ref runs over to Jimmy
Ref: We need you
He runs with him they see u holding your knee
Jimmy: What happened?
Mike: It was Joe.
U get checked out
Doc: Your good just be careful.
Mike: I need to be alone in my locker.
Jimmy tosses u a mask and u Throw up a hood.
Bayley: who's this?
Jimmy: Don't worry.
He Rushes u to the locker room.
Jimmy: Get ready.
U text Bayley
Mike:
Your future husband.
She smiles.
Bayley: I miss you.
Cody: Hey I just got a text from Jimmy. Mikes plane crashed he didn't make it.
Bayley: : NO! I just got a text 2 minutes ago!
Cody: It's not him.
Hunter: Pam we need you.
Bayley: Ok
She gets to the back.
Cody: I got u.
Bayley: U wish he was here.
Cody: He is. In our hearts.
It's the men's rumble.
U r in gorilla
Bayley sees u
Bayley: Babe?
Mike: Surprise!
She hugs u.
Bayley: U said he died!
Mike: Really dude death? I'm ok now let me go put respect on the name uso.
She kisses u passionately.
Bayley: I don't care who sees.
She sits back down.
Mike: That's one type of firework.
Mike: I trusted you!
Jimmy: He's family man!
Mike: So am I what happened to Mike uso HUH the usos! What happened
U start throwing hands
After a while Cody enters.
U throw a few
Mike: She's my everything! My ride or die and u say I die!
Backstage
Bayley: Easy tiger it's not his fault
He shoves u off and u eat a Cody cutter but you spike on your shoulder and head.
U roll in pain.
U roll out of the ring.
Doc: What-
Mike: My shoulder. Either pop it back in or get out of the way.
Backstage
AJ: Omg
Mike: My shoulder. Either pop it back in or get out of the way.
Bayley: Please be ok
Doc: 1-2-
Mike: AHHHH
Bayley starts to cry.
Mike: God u suck at your job.
U get back in and eliminate Drew.
Mike: Let's go!
U turn and smirk
U point to Roman.
Mike: U asked for this!
U get to the back.
Bayley hug u.
Mike: Ow ow.
Bayley: Sorry.
U sit.
Mike: I'm ok . I'm ok. I just won the rumble I can't be out with a injury.
Bayley: Shhh relax.
Mike: God it hurts.
U see the doc.
Doc: Dislocate but since it won't stay in u will need surgery.
Mike: No. Try to pop it back in.
Doc: Mike-
Mike: TRY AGAIN!
they pop it back in and it stays.
They put u in a sling to be safe.
U and bayley do the press conference.
Cvv: Mike r u hurt?
Mike: Yes unfortunately. The pain is unbearable but I'm a fighter and before anyone ask it was when I took the Cody cutter. I yelled because It popped back out my only thought was don't do this to bayley the holy hell because Bron just speared Jd soul out.
Everyone laughed.
Mike: Bro has the best spear. But we fought so hard for this she has been in every rumble besides 22 she finally wins it. I actually started to cry because she has worked so hard for this. Then I get in I'm fine and my shoulder goes I'm trying to calm myself down because I didn't want to walk back to her and say looks like half our dreams came true.
U choke on tears
Mike: I've worked for 11 years for this since I made my debut in New Japan. I finally got it and I can't compete. So my frustrations boils over I yell try again at our doc to pop my shoulder back in. Lucky it worked also ow. So I can officially say with no worries. That Mr and Mrs haze r main eventing WrestleMania.
Everyone cheers
Cvv: wait your getting married?!
Everyone looks shocked
Mike: Yea in 2 weeks. I'm tired of waiting. She has been there for me for 2 and half years. There is no one I love more than her.
Bayley: I love you too babe. Now shut up my turn to talk.
U smile and sit back.
Hunter: Mike at fast Lane it's u and Cody vs Judgement day for the undisputed tag belts.
U smile.
Cvv: What r your thoughts.
Mike: Yeet.
Bayley smiles
Bayley: I'm walking into the main event of WrestleMania married along side my husband one half of the undisputed tag team champions Mike Uso.
U smirk
Mike: Yeet
It's a few weeks later fast Lane
U get to the back
Mike: I just can't stop.
Bayley: That's my man
Press conference
Mike: If we don't get fined I will be surprised.
Cody: same
U get to your bus
Bayley: U drunk?
Mike: no I had 3 sips figured I play along.
Bayley: Good.
She kisses u passionately.
Bayley: My man is amazing
Monday u r have a singles match when u get dizzy.
Ref: U ok?
U collapse.
They throw up the X
Cody: Hey talk to me
Mike: Can't breath
Cody: Need O2!
U start the feel better.
U get back up
The crowd cheers
Mike: How much time we got left?
Cody: About 10 minutes.
Mike: Fuck it lest just attack em. Just call it as is.
Cody: Ok
U sit a crossbody
Bayley comes out.
Mike: I'm fine go back.
Bayley: Look out
Finn throws a chair at you
Mike: Ass
U say as u superkick him
Mike: Baby I'm fine I promise go.
She walk away
Mike: Oh God
After bit
U set up the announcers table.
U hit a elbow drop
Mike: Ahhh!
U clutch your ribs
U and Cody get the the back.
Cody: U good?
Mike: Yea
Bayley: What happened?!
Mike: Oh don't yell please. Ferg did u have to fuckin yeet the chair.
Finn: why did u shoot?!
Mike: It wasn't a shoot ya idiot when I feel the match got called so we still needed time to kill so we attacked you guys to kill time.
Finn: Oh that makes sense. U good fella?
Mike: Yea just light headed and gravity said here I'll help.