— iMessage
MAX
Aren't you my sweetheart
GRACIE
A sweetheart? That i definitely am!
GRACIE
but yours? Never again max.
GRACIE
i'm assuming you read the letter and got the picture inside the letter?
MAX
Can we meet up?
MAX
please?
GRACIE
Why?
GRACIE
wasn't the letter and the picture enough?
MAX
I mean last night those few round and breaking up with Tibi
MAX
you are totally spoiling me baby
MAX
but can i please see you
GRACIE
Why do you need to see me?
MAX
I just want to see you gracie.
MAX
Do i need a reason for that?
GRACIE
Yes.
GRACIE
maybe the fact that i broke up with thibault will give you the impression that i want a relationship with you
GRACIE
Let me make it clear to you, I don't. I'm fine as how i am now.
MAX
You say this right, but you keep ending up in my bed.
MAX
i don't do 'no strings Attached' type thing gracie.
MAX
with you i couldn't even if i wanted to. I can't pretend i don't feel anything for you. I think about you so much, i even surprise myself when i have other thoughts that don't involve you.
GRACIE
It's over max, it has been for two years now
GRACIE
please move on, call back kelly for all i care.
GRACIE
Me ending up in your bed will never happen again, it was just a birthday gift for you.
GRACIE
Now it won't happen again because we won't see each other again. Therefore, nothing will happen.
MAX
Will you never return in the paddock?
GRACIE
Clementine would never let me leave, she wants to be there for lando who's her friend.
GRACIE
so i'll still be there
MAX
We'll then suck it up sweetheart, it means you'll still have to see me if i get podium at the same time lando gets podium.
GRACIE
Well then i'll pray lando doesn't get podium
GRACIE
and i meant outside of f1.
MAX
Can someone's dreams count as outside of f1?
GRACIE
What?
MAX
because that's where i'll be seeing you, my love.
GRACIE
Wanna hear what dream i had last night?
GRACIE
Spoiler alert: it definitely doesn't end good for you.
MAX
Liar.
MAX
i was with you last night, and we did everything but sleep last night.
MAX
how many round was it again? 5? 6? 7? Or was it 9?
GRACIE
Fuck off.
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LANDO
Gracie, where were you last night? You were my ride but you disappeared.
LANDO
i had to ask clementine to drive me, you know how dangerously she drives?
CLEMMIE
That's pay back for when you left me!
CLEMMIE
And i'm an amazing driver btw.
GRACIE
You're a grown man
LANDO
So your point?
GRACIE
I didn't forget you there..
GRACIE
I left you there
GRACIE
I'm not going to drive you back home in YOUR car, i never told you i'd stay for you
LANDO
are you cosplaying your mother or something?
LANDO
Why did you leave me there?
MAX
that's out of pocket, you shouldn't say that lando
GRACIE
I don't need you to defend me, i can do that by myself.
CARLOS
damn your standards are low, how is that defending you..
LANDO
Noo fr
GRACIE
lando are you a preacher?
LANDO
No
GRACIE
Then do your preaching else where, please i beg.
LANDO
Yk who was in need of a preaching? Your mother, maybe then she wouldn't have left you.
DANNY
What's up with you today?
CLEMMIE
seems like he woke up on the wrong side of bed guys 😭
LANDO
you know who else woke up on the wrong side of the bed???
LANDO
Your bestie oscar, he cried himself to sleep because his girlfriend left him
CHARLES
why is he going off on everyone?
CARLOS
His right hand isn't doing the job anymore, so he's trying something new i'm guessing
LANDO
just like your gf isn't doing the job right. Bcs she looks constipated most of the time, and you look like your going to combust any second.
CLEMMIE
Are you okay though oscar?
OSCAR
i'm okay
OSCAR
Do you want to come over?
LANDO
woahhhh bro moves on quick
GRACIE
You should too honestly
LANDO
Okay miss. I change boyfriends every minute.
LANDO
do you even know who you're moving on from? I can't keep up with your boyfriends anymore.
GRACIE
someone remove him , please. he's getting annoying
MAX
Mate can you calm down? Just cause clemmie chose to spend the night with Oscar doesn't mean you get to act like that.
LANDO
what do the two of you even have in common?
LANDO
Having shitty parents and being cheaters?
DANNY
max what's he talking about?
MAX
gracie you told him?
LANDO
oh my god I didn't expect to be right!
CHARLES
that's fuckes up max! Even for you
CLEMMIE
you are such a fucking idiot lando.
CLEMMIE removed LANDO
DANNY
You two are back together?
GRACIE
No.
GRACIE
lando is just an idiot, ignore him.
CHARLES
They didn't get back together. They're actively cheating together.
GRACIE
Not that it's any of your business Charles but i'm not a cheater. I'm very much single, thank you so much for reminding me.
GRACIE
and so is max!
CHARLES
you weren't single last night, now were you?
CHARLES
Two days ago you were still together with Thibault
CLEMMIE
How is that any of your business Charles?
CARLOS
he's just jealous max is cheating on him.
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GRACIE
You are an actual idiot.
GRACIE
You should've denied everything.
GRACIE
I hate men, why do they exist.
MAX
How was i supposed to know that he didn't mean it?
GRACIE
You know lando he doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time.
GRACIE
also rhe fact that you didn't ask me first about it.
GRACIE
So you just came to the conclusion that i would just tell him?
GRACIE
I know better than to tell lando secrets, he can't keep his mouth shut for all i know.
MAX
I am sorry
GRACIE
you better be because charles is acting like i jusy murder his entire family.
MAX
I'll talk to him.
GRACIE
literally you talking got us in this position? Don't tell him anything.
GRACIE
Just let it be please, it's not his business. It's no one's business.
MAX
isn't he your friend?
GRACIE
He is. But that doesn't mean i owe him anything does it? He doesn't me anything so i don't owe him anything.
MAX
Okay.
MAX
you're hot when you're mad.
GRACIE
You can't even see me
MAX
Yeah, but i can imagine
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— authors note
MEOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHH
oh lando was sassy because he's totally in love with clementine 😊😊😊
— mai 💗