Me: All right everyone! Who is ready for fun?
Everyone: *Mix reactions of all this that about to happen. Along with why this feels slightly familiar but like in a new chapter sort of way*
Me: Let's begin with those Truth, Dares and Questions!
Moxxie: *eats the chocolate and give them a thumbs up* Everything fine.
Blitz: What do they mean don't lose yourself many years ago?
Moxxie: Don't worry about it.
Millie: When you say that we will.
Moxxie: I have no idea what they're talking about.
Esme: Now you're avoiding the question.
Moxxie: I answered.
Me: Okay off to the next one.
Maria: OH! I got many.
Striker: Same being bitten and kicked.
*Joe, Lin and the rest of the siblings by their sides. At first lack of a expression until it slowly started to change into shock, mix reactions. *
Lin: What in tarnation? A whole mouse!
Maria: Oh, yes. Swallowed it down. *Rub her eyes. * Thought we would have to do emergency surgery but no. Just like the glass situation. He was fine.
Stolas: What?
Striker: We blew up a wagon.
Maria: Yes, they-Wait. What?
Striker: Don't worry about it.
*The pair talking while the rest look at Moxxi just eating chocolate. *
Stella: A Gaster what?
*On cue a Gaster Blaster appeared*
Octavia: Uhhhhh chase?
*The Blaster eyes glowed*
Stella: *screams and runs being chase after the blaster* BROTHER DO SOMETHING!
Andrealphus: For the last time move! I just want to slap them! *Ignoring what going on as he argued me*
Me: Look I don't care. One that mean-
Andrealphus: They slap me first!
Me: I bet you were doing a long monologue that screams hit me.
Andrealphus: Why you little-*Suddenly tackle by Stella*
Stella: *disheveled, dress a mess and feathers undone* GET THEM AWAY!
*Everyone watches, confused or videos this. *
Fizzarolli: Of course, I like Ozzie. Look at us two bitches together.
Asmodues: Aww so sweet Froggie.
Blitz: Birdie has been better. *Try not to flush. *
Stolas: Thank you.
*The two former circus imps stare at each other. *
Fizzarolli: Come here you!
Blitz: No, you come here!
*The two hugged it out*
Blitz: Sooooo-
Fizzarolli: Blitz If you asked if we can make out again-
Blitz: Just fucking with you.
Stella: *panted as she somehow got away* Fuck no!
Me: *clap*
*More Blasters arrived*
Stella: Are you shitting me?! *Getting chased again*
Andrealphus: *Horrified* None of you know class!
Stolas: Just say it or that might happen *Point at Stella still being chased. *
Andrealphus: Grrrrrr! Fine, my wine is terrible!
Millie/Sallie: *Both hugging the other and then attempting to see who can get the other in a headlock. The two siblings are having a blast. *
Striker: *hissed as he stood in front of Moxxie protectively* The little lady can but not those two.
Blitz: Possessive snake!
Striker: Damn right I am!
Asmodeus: Aww look he admits it. *Snap his fingers* Hold him down.
Striker: What the-*Gets grab by Fizzarollie* Let me go you walking trashcan!
Fizzarolli: RUDE THAT'S MAMMON!
Mammon: FUCK YOU C[HONK]!
Moxxie: *Blink and freeze as Millie kissed his cheek, pull their scarf up fast. *
Millie: *giggles* Just like the photo!
Moxxie: Traito- *Freeze as both Blitz, Stolas kissed their cheek*
Stolas: *Giggle hoot as his tail wagged at their expression. *
Blitz: *Grins very big. * See Mox that wasn't so bad like at the party.
Verosika: What party?
Blitz: Next, question!
Striker: I think extra biting could be one. I would only show my fangs to scare others. Now I bite a lot because of that one!
Moxxie: You know lying bad. Also. Are you really complaining?
Striker: Oh, no Critter got to thank you. *Smirk* As what you do to me. I do back to you~
Moxxie: I will kick your shi-Magic gem?
*The two stares at the gem. *
Me: Since I know neither of you will pick and other reason. We let Bot pick! (It's true and I have witness. We did use a bot.) The lucky winner is.... MOXXIE!
Moxxie: This is rigged!
Striker: I get I would be hot as a gall Critter. I know you want to see that. *Smirk at the glare. *
Sallie: They have to wear a saloon girl outfit.
Me: Yep. Here you go Moxxie! *Toss them the gem, magic pushes them in a room that says dressing room, and the magic starts. * Let's give them a minute.
Ivy: Seriously? *Glare at Blitz having his phone out. *
Blitz: I'm not the only one. *Calling out the others. *
Me: Moxxie come out now you had plenty of time.
Moxxie: *Mutter lowly*
Me: Won't get the chocolate.
Moxxie: *Slam the door and stand there. *
Me: Wow no scarf this time. *Shut up at the heated glare. *
Striker: *Nosebleeds. *
Blitz: *Nosebleeds. *
Stolas: *Nosebleeds. *
Millie: *Grins with a nosebleed. *
*Basically, whoever in there finds this attractive gets a nosebleed. *
Maria: MY BABY! *Zooms over to them. *
Moxxie: Madres no! *Now extra embarrassed being cuddled and cooed how they look great. *
Maria: *Hugs and cooed as she held her child. *Aww you look beautiful!
Moxxie: Ivy, please make her stop! *Embarrassment raises higher. *
Ivy: *Way too busy strangling those who nosebleeds to help out. *
Crimson: What the fuck? *Stare at this madness. Not too surprising to see Chaz being choke like a stress ball. Doesn't notice half his crew hid their own nosebleeds or flushed expressions. Just very confused and a little disturbed. * Fuck's sake changes them back and out of this crap!
Blitz: Shut up*Shakes him and points at Moxxie. * That is staying till I get a picture!
Moxxie: Oh, Hell no!
Crimson: Let me go before I stab you!
Millie: *Snap a picture. *
Moxxie: *Betrayed look. * Mil-Mil!
Millie: I'm sorry Mox, it's hot. *Many of the girls nodding. *
Striker: *Snap a picture. * Its true Critter.
Moxxie: *Twitch and blushes brighter. Which is crazy to see as their scarf usually hides the lower part of their mouth. * The bot should have picked you!
Misty: *Pops in* Always next time. *Pops out. *
Me: True! *Nobody is going to ask what just happened. *
Blitz: Let it be the both of them together!
Moxxie: Who side are you on?
Blitz: Mine!
Striker: I'm not wearing that but I could give it a shot.
Moxxie: You're wearing this too then!
Striker: Oh? I bet you got some ideas to see my legs in tight high boots. *Smirk. *
Moxxie: What? No, because it's part of the dare! *Stomp their hoof. Feels odd wearing boots with this. *
Me: Okay that's enough. Moxxie just goes back in there and will be changed back.
Moxxie: *Grumble and goes to the closet. Soon, back to themselves, along with the clothes. *
Me: Next, one!
Everyone: *Very confused. *
Moxxie: *Silent but inside laughing their ass off about their soul being healed. *
Me: Um that one going to be tough no matter what. Plus, from Moxxie reaction. *Look to see if they are still frozen. Medea poked them while Maria stood by worriedly. *
Beelzebub: What this about magic strings?
Asmodeus: This imp can do magic?
Mammon: How much would this scarf sell? *See the looks. * What?
Me: Okay know what the ones who going on the manhunt are leaving now. *
POOF!
*Striker, Stolas and Blitz are gone. That's right! I'm not spoiling everything with the other possibilities. *
Me: While they're gone, I will go to the next one.
Octavia: *Silent. *
Stella: Don't you dare!
Octavia: *Eyes narrowed at her and walk over to Moxxie. They stood by their side and put a hand on their shoulder. * Mom.
Moxxie: *Snap out of it. Look at Octavia. Their reaction was the same but inside mixed reactions about being called a mom. *
Loona: Um Via you said that very proudly.
Octavia: *Embarrassed a bit. In a way Puppet was like a family figure of sorts. Then learning the pair are well the same one. * Well, um better than her. You know?
Loona: I guess even if it is them.
Moxxie: *Rolled their eyes at her. *
Me: They're not here at the moment but I can say that they didn't know.
Loona: Who the fuck is Error? *Look at Moxxie. *
Moxxie: Not your damn business.
Loona: Hey they're the ones sending me the dare you little- *POOFED*
Me: All right she'll be off to do that. Next.
Chaz: Is anyone else going to be poof away?
Me: No clue!
Moxxie: *Feels now really uncomfortable about this question. * I guess if I were in a situation when it was a kid. I would adopt. One-Two.
Me: *Shows this one privately to Moxxie. *
Moxxie: I don't even know that place.
Me: Just go do it.
Moxxie: *Grumble and poofed*
*Moxxie in some sexy dress, with a mask, and did a great performance on the violin. Nobody can figure out it was them. Soon poofed back. Well, the show is trending. *
Me: Now let's call the others back!
*POOF. *
Loona: *Very shaken and looking at Moxxie in terror, shock and try not to show pity. *
Blitz: *Stun, shock and not going to move for a while. *
Stolas: *Zooms over to scoop up Moxxie and hold them close. * Going to get you healed I swear!
Moxxie: *Very confused. *
Striker: *Shaken as he storms over to get Moxxie back. * Hand me them over now.
Stolas: No! You probably will hurt them!
Striker: How fucken dare you!
Medea: Enough. *Look at the two and eyes open slightly. * Since you four know. I guess you know better not to say anything.
Striker: *Hissed. * You knew. You old ass troll!
Medea: It was an accident how we knew. Now Let's continue these rounds. We can talk later. Stolas I would put Moxxie down. Look twitchy.
Stolas: *Sad hoot but understand. Place them down gently. *
*Everyone notices the four seem a bit protective with this imp now. Medea and Maria are still close. Millie frowned as she came over and they didn't seem to mind. Ivy looks at Maria with this look thar needs to be talking. Octavia able to come over. *
Moxxie: *Twitch as they don't like any of this attention of sorts. * Can we move on now?
Me: Yeah sure.
Mammon: Look at that one for me! *Smirk and then confused. * Rounds?
Fizzarolli: *Takes a pie off the cart. * Stay very still.
Mammon: Oh, fuck tha- *suddenly couldn't move and face hit with pie. *
Fizzarolli: *Laughs and gets the others to join in. *
Verosika: Well, of course I have some amazing, loyal fans. One of my big hits. *Took the money and stuff it in her breast. *
Glitz: Well yes, we are.
Glam: Big vans! We even have the first plushie!
Glitz: Got the taste we like. We personally met some who did a custom order. Did every detail right, along with fabric of request.
Glam: Mhmm! Still a tough game to get a spot but we are still able to buy other stuff when we can!
Stella: Who the hell is Puppet Stolas? Another limp dick lover your hiding!
Stolas: I think I hear the blasters on the way. *Smirk at her terrified look and then remember the dare. Awkward laugh. * I mean I could-
Striker: *Raises a Holy blade threateningly. *
Stolas: *Gap and growled. * I love them just like I love Blitz!
Blitz: I knew it! *Still in the stunned stage. Moxxie, Puppet are the same but hey called it he had a thing. *
Fizz: You did hear him say he loves both of you. Right?
Blitz: *Freezes. *
Moxxie: *Eyes very wide and stunned. *
Striker: *Ready to murder. *
Ivy: The flowers look like lily. A special breed of Lily of the Valley. I was able to breed it so its toxins would be able to be spread onto the pollen. It took a few tries until I got the results I needed. So, there is your answer.
Andrealphus/Chaz: *Both looked at Moxxie. *
Andrealphus: I'm not going to kiss that rude plebeian! They should be begging to kiss me! I'm not going that low! I'm still waiting for that apology!
Chaz: *Zooms over to Moxxie. * ILL GO THAT LOW!
*Moxxie side steps to the side and Chaz slams into Stella.
Stella: GET OFF ME YOU SWAMP FISH!
Chaz: I LIKE CHICKEN BUT NOT THIS!
Stella: CHICKEN?!
Andrealphus: Fine! *Sighs dramatically. * I'll kiss them! Only because I don't want to suffer what cruel punishment awaits me.
Me: Jeez you're such a tsundere.
Moxxie: *Glares at Andrealphus approaching. *
Andrealphus: Now come here you rude little-THEY JUST SLAP MY HAND! *Held his hand. * MEDIC!
Crimson: A family heirloom.
Vortex: Um who Grillo?
*On cue Grillo brought from whatever death is and got the run down. *
Striker: Are you shitting me! *Tries to attack him but being held back* KEEP THAT BLUE BLOOD PET AWAY FROM MOX!
Grillo: Hello to you too Striker *Stare at the dare and back Moxxie. * Oh boy this will be-
BANG!
Moxxie: *Shot Grillo in the shoulder. *
Grillo: OUCH YOU LITTLE-
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Me: Okay well while they all mess with that Moxxie in the background still shooting Grillo and let's check on these gift-MOXXIE NO!
*Moxxie stole Mammon staff and ready to slam it down on Grillo. A look of pure rage in their eyes. *
Cut to commercial break.
Ten minutes later.
Cut back to see how it turns out.
*Moxxie screeches being held down by Stolas and Asmodeus clawing on the ground to get to Grillo. Both struggling with some of their feathers disheveled. Beelzebub had to join back in and look like she got a black eye. Mammon in the ceiling. Ivy practically held back Maria and Striker as they looked ready to murder. Blitz, Millie trying to help out. Everyone around was running in panic. Grillo looked very satisfied even if the bullet wounds are a different story. *
Cut to another commercial
Twenty minutes later.
Cut back to now.
Maria: Moxxie wait!
*Moxxie running out the place with their Madre chasing them after getting out of Ivy grasp. A few followed. Grillo well is dead again. Stolas, Asmodues and Bee look like they fought and are getting treated. The set looks like a war zone. *
Me: We're um going to have a short break everyone looks like a mess as well. *Phone rings and pulls it out, sees MistraltheSkelegirl name. * Don't you dare say it.
Misty: Hm? Say what? Innocent
Me: The I told you so one.
Misty: Oh, I would never. *Lying. *
Me: Bullshi-Oh great Moxxie lock themselves in the laundry room.
Sallie: Why is there one even here?
Me: Too clean stuff up like that one needs a long wash. *Points at Stella. *
Stella: HOW DARE YOU?
Me: Any who break time!
A few hours later.
Me: How everyone?
Everyone: *Nobody making a comment besides lots of glares. *
Me: Anyway-Moxxie still in the laundry room?
Maria: Yes.
Me: Great by the power of bs *I pull out a random name out of the box. * Congratulations Alessio! You get to go into the laundry room to get them to come out.
Alessio: But I don't even kno-*Poof. *
Me: That should work.
Blitz: How is the silent mafia butler going to help?!
Me: Come on, give Alessio some credit. He deals with Crimson.
Crimson: What is that supposed to mean you loudmouth broad?
Me: *Smile with a twitch. * Don't make me kick. Your fat ass talking oompa-
Commercial beak
Five minutes later.
Me: *Twitch being tied up and tape over my mouth, while glaring at the cursing imp. *
Fizzarolli: All right we're in charge of all these questions for now. The writer here is lucky we didn't use soap.
Me: *-_- texting someone without them noticing. *
*Laundry door open as Alessio walking out with a tired looking Moxxie, kept a hand on their shoulder. The pair look at the madness. *
Alessio: *Silent and just walk over Moxxie to Maria, Ivy. *
Moxxie: *Pull to Maria hug and nuzzle her. *
Alessio and Ivy having a stare off
Ivy: ... Tch. *Turning away and ignoring him for now. *
Alessio: *Watch the three together.*
Crimson: Alessio! Get over so I can drown that bitch! *Points at a tired up me sitting there oh so innocently. *
Misty: *Suddenly poofs in. * No. *Snaps fingers, now Crimson is tied up. *
Crimson: What the fuck? Who is this broad?!
Misty: Someone more powerful than you, now shut up. *Snaps fingers again and suddenly there's a ball gag in his mouth. *
Crew: *Very silent and trying to not laugh. *
Alessio: *Takes a mental breath. * I'm not going to even ask what happened out here. Can we move to the next questio-
Striker: Hey what you do to convince them to come out. *Glare up at the shark. *
Alessio: *Look down at the hybrid not phased. *
Striker: *Tail rattles uncontrollably. *
Crew: *Very silent and trying to not laugh
Alessio: *Takes a mental breath. * I'm not going to even ask what happened out here. Can we move to the next question?
Striker: Hey what you do to convince them to come out. *Glare up at the shark*
Alessio: *Look down at the hybrid not phased. *
Striker: *Tail rattles uncontrollably. *
Moxxie: Rattles, no.
Striker: *Stop as he glances at them and back at Alessio. * Stay away. *Walks over to the others. *
Alessio: *Stare and shook his head. *
Me: Um this one will be short.
*Original Moxxie somehow brought here. *
O.Moxxie: What the hell? Where am I? What going o-"
Me: Moxxie meet Moxxie.
*Moxxie and Moxxie stare at the other. *
O.Moxxie: Did Blitz spike my drink? *Very confused, lost and along with on guard of a few enemies he recognized. * Seriously what's going on?
Moxxie: Unwanted pain and a headache.
Blitz: Ha! Mox this one look nerdier than you! Look ready to go be a table.
O. Moxxie: *Twitch* Of course the Blitz here would be like our own.
Blitz: Oh? Still awesome, am I? *Smile to himself. *
O.Moxxie: Awesome pushing it.
Moxxie: Wait. Your awesome?
Blitz: Bitch right to the heart!
Millie: Aww he is an adorable Mox.
Moxxie: Whatever you find cute Mil-Mil.
O.Moxxie: *He quite was happy to see Millie and ready to hugged her. Stop himself in time and look embarrassed. * I'm sorry.
Millie: Why?
O. Moxxie: I guess it would be weird if I hug well, another me Millie. *Sees the confused look on her face, along with Moxxie. *You two are married right?
Millie: Married? *Wide eye same with Moxxie. * Aww sugar was not married.
O.Moxxie: WHAT? *Look at Moxxie in shock. * Why?
Moxxie: *Just very confused. * Um was I supposed to be? Is that some rule another Moxxie must be with a Millie? Like believe me Mil-Mil here amazing but she can do better than me.
Millie: Striker I'm about to steal your Critter if they keep talking like that.
Striker: Ha! *Walk on up and tilt his head. * Howdy I'm this little menace boyfriend.
O. Moxxie: *Wide eye look and stare at Moxxie. * Um-
Me: Look a different world. You're on a time limit.
O. Moxxie: Oh, so that means the Crimson here not my father than and I'm raised by a Goetia. *Still thinks a possibility of their drink spike. Now a crazy dream. Drag to the side with Moxxie to talk a few things over. *
Crimson: *The gag got out. * Wait. What did he just say about a father?
Stolas: That would feel a little weird now if he was raised by a Goetia. *Tap his chin. * I would be astonished if one of them did raise their child. Unless the butler or maid did all the work.
Paimon: Why are you looking at me when you say that?
Stolas: Jeez I don't know. Maybe because I'm an example!
O. Moxxie: *Wide eyed amazed. * You quiet?
Moxxie: I wasn't going to stay forever. The business was well something I really didn't want to do but I stayed for Mil-Mil sake till things were on a good path. Now I'm doing what I want to do.
O. Moxxie: So, you don't like to fight much too huh?
Moxxie: Its complicated. *Tilt their head. * You don't want to stay at IMP forever?
O. Moxxie: No, I stay just like you because of Millie. We needed the money. I tried other ways before joining IMP. It just many don't like my kind of music. Or its hard in general finding a job being an imp. If I could I would have a life to be a chef since I enjoy cooking. *Smile as he looks at them, but then their heads down a bit. * Looks like you got your life together.
Moxxie: *Weary chuckle and shook their head. * I'm happier but I wouldn't call myself stable. It took me awhile to even realize I started to have feelings. I got to make sure Rattles doesn't kill Frogmouth. That includes vice versa.
O. Moxxie: Why is trying to kill him? *Now worried as this Striker seems almost similar to the one the know. *
Moxxie: Don't worry about it. *Look down a little and back at them. * Hey you looked really weary when talking to Blitz. You good with your boss?
O. Moxxie: I *Head down a little and sigh. * Some mess happen I'm not proud of with my behavior. I even hurt my wife's feelings and we talked about it. But Blitz he. It. It was just something he called me that got to me.
Moxxie: *Stared at them and nods. Not going to push it. * Can always go.
O. Moxxie: I know but it's fine. I'll be fine. *Look down a little. Then suddenly he handed me a box. * What is this?
Moxxie: *A small shrugged. * Something I custom made for Mil-Mil. If yours is like mine she really will like it. I can always make another one.
O. Moxxie: *Blink and take a peek inside. Their tails started to wag crazily. *She will love this! *They had been good on budget but there were times they wanted to spoil the other so badly. Millie loved this outfit she saw wanting to wear on future dates. * I should pay you-
Moxxie: Its fine just. Gah this sounds so hypocrite of me to say. Just take care of yourself. You really do love your wife.
O. Moxxie: You too. *Then suddenly back to their own world, no memory what happened besides a little click they were offered this gift. * Oh, crumbs! I better get this wrapped up for Millie!
*Back to us*
Me: Now to another one!
Asmodeus: Oh, sure Mammon a destructive piece of shit!
Mammon: You're not better you walking disaster storm!
*Argument. *
Moxxie: I don't have a harem? I'm with Striker.
Striker: Damn right.
Sallie: He did say the I love you thing. *Points at Stolas. *
Striker: And what is your point?
Moxxie: *Shrug and just pull out some puppets, scarves from somewhere. *
Everyone: *Confused how they did that besides select few and liking the smalls gifts. *
Me: That one passing since I'm not part of this. Already got some rats there too. *Show the portal of the Stars Sans meeting being attack by rats and close it back shut. Are last one.
Beezlebub: Thanks! That sickness will bounce away and then you can go party hard! *Look at Moxxie. * Wow buddy-
Moxxie: I'm not your buddy.
Beezlebub:-I don't know what is going on here. But you scream problems in just your smell alone. We have got to fix that!
Moxxie: I don't know you.
HEADSHOT!
Beezlebub: *Frozen stunned. *
Vortex: Wow she going to be like that for a while.
* Everyone who doesn't know very confused, shrugged it away thinking it some title for one of the sins or an inside joke. *
Moxxie: Um thanks I'm enjoying it *Held the box of chocolate. A little smile behind their mask. A look of relief in their eyes. They do enjoy this new freedom. *
Me: Well, that's it everyone! Time to bring everyone home.
Everyone: *Relax. *
Me: First, erase memory time!
Everyone: WHAT?
*One erased spell later and all of them poofed back home.
Me: *smile and look at the camera, wave goodbye. * Hope you all enjoyed it everyone! Will see you again soon Until next time! Bye, bye!