Molten: Wow, that was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff.
Rs. Freddy: Oh, that was all real.
Molten: Wait, you were trying to help them kill us?!
Rs. Freddy: If I’m gonna be sacrificed, I’m gonna do it right.
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Bryan: look Rs. Freddy, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Bryan: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Rs. Bonnie: *lifting weights*
Bryan: Wow… They’re so intense!
Rs. Freddy: I wonder what drives them.
Rs. Bonnie, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Helpy: When I was your age-
Lefty, mocking Helpy: When I was your height.
Helpy:
Helpy: Listen here you little shit-
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Helpy: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Rs. Freddy: You're drinking orange juice.
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Lefty: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Rs. Foxy: Explain.
Lefty: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Bryan: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Lefty:
Lefty: That's just another highlight!
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Rs. Bonnie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lefty: Several traffic violations.
Rs. Freddy: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Bryan: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rs. Foxy: Also, that’s not our car.
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Lefty: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life: Helpy and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Helpy.
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Rs. Freddy: You are a spineless twit!
Rs. Foxy: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!
Rs. Freddy: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!
Rs. Foxy: Yes, because that would be adorable.
Rs. Freddy: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.
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Rs. Bonnie: What do you call disobeying the law?
The Squad: A hobby.
Rs. Bonnie: *crosses their arms*
The Squad: That we do not engage in.
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Lefty: We should normalize not loving family members.
Rs. Freddy: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck uncle” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!
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Rs. Foxy: Molten's first detention, I'm so proud.
Rs. Bonnie: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Lefty: Because they're an idiot.
Bryan, terrified: They can do that??
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Bryan: Fight me!
Molten, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
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Molten: So... what’s goin’ on?
Rs. Bonnie: You want the long version or the short version?
Molten, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Rs. Bonnie: Shit’s fucked.
Molten: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.