Reader and half spending spree with our bbg's money <33
I wouldve done this with Reo but like Chigiri as a yakuza boss would be so badass
I can imagine him taking time off his schedule for bodycare LOL
Yakuza!au (he's rich)
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'How do I max out a black card..'
'Why are you even asking me this-'
'I want to annoy Hyoma.. I know you also want to.'
'By spending all his money??'
'Im a very needy wife. I need attention. No amount of money would buy the happiness I'd get if Hyoma took me out on a date...'
'Actually if you dont want the money then I ca-'
'No. My husband. My pretty man. My money.'
'You gold digger..'
'Says you.'
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I entered the luxury area of the mall. Luxury items were kind of lame to me. I could get the same quality item without a brand name on it for a more realistic price
'Do you think I can just ask to buy out the entire store.'
'What are you even going to do with all of those useless things?'
'Don know. Maybe have it on display or something.'
I then stepped in to a store
"Greetings, how may I help you?" The lady welcomed me and smiled
"Whats your most expensive item?"
The lady looked at me and shook her head
"I can not disclose that."
'Tragic. Everything here smells of bad materials and overpriced leather.'
'Well then, this is the most expensive one of the stores.'
I sigh and then looked at her in the eye
"Cant I empty out the entire store instead?" I smiled
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'Phew good thing I didnt have to carry everything.'
I was now walking to the next store
I probably spent around more than 200million yen..
'You should buy me a-'
'No. Im not buying you anything.'
'Whyy? Am I not helping you bankrupt your husband?'
'I dont want you to have anything nice in life.'
'Salt and betrayal.'
'Maybe if I- OOOH THAT RING LOOKS PRETTY-'
My eyes caught glance at a pretty ruby gemstone ring and I immedietly went inside the store
They let me try out the ring and as I stared at it, my expression dropped and I was frowning at it
"Miss- is it not to your liking?"
'It reminds me of him..'
'Give it to him as a gift.'
'But Im using his money- aint a gift in that case.'
'Shut up, he'll simp over you if you get him something.'
'OOH RIGHT AND HE'LL PAY ATTENTION TO ME-'
'Stupid ass attention seeker..'
I got the ring. With a matching pair for me.
'Hes so lucky to have you as a wife.'
'Im so glad to have him as my husband.'
As I walked through the mall, suddenly the lights of the mall went out.
'What-'
'Shit.. I feel something bad coming up.'
I put down the bag with the rings and prepaired for the worst
I flinch as I spot two people running towards me with daggers
'Whaaat.. I didnt bring my gun or anything..'
'Damn pesks..'
'I thought this mall was bug proof.'
'Doesnt matter. Time to work.'
I ducked, avoiding the two attacker's swings and jumped up to karate kick them... WITH HEELS ON.
I then stepped on one of them and looked down at them
"Who sent you?"
He stayed quiet
I grabbed his neck and shoved him to the nearby wall, choking him slightly
"I repeat, who sent you?"
My eyes widen as I saw the poison between his teeth and forced his mouth open to remove it but it was too late.
I let go of the now dead corpse and turned to the other one who seemed like he has done the same
"Useless fucks." I scoffed and went to pick up my bag with the rings inside it
'Gonna explain about the situation later..'
I was speeding to a clothing store
'I IMMEDIETLY NEED NEW CLOTHES- THEY HAVE BEEN STAINED BY THOSE PESKS BREATHING NEXT TO IT.'
'I actually agree with you.'
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"Yeah thats the situation. Im guessing they were the ones messing with the electric strings that caused the blackout. Have them dealt with, thank youu~"
I then proceeded to spend another large amount of money on clothing
'Anri would love these actually.. I'm giving them to her.'
'They actually suit her.'
As I was walking out of the store, my phone rang
I picked it up and immedietly recognized the voice, being Isagi's. Hyoma's right hand
"Miss (Name)? Where are you?"
"Im at the mall, whats up?"
"Boss has been inju-"
"TAKE HIM HOME, I'LL BE THERE-"
I hanged up the phone and immedietly sprinted out of mall
As soon as I got outside, I saw the large amount of people crowding the streets
'Woohoo~ are we parkouring our way home?'
'Im not a mafia's wife just for show.'
I jumped and grabed onto the edges and swang myself up to the rooftop of the building
'Right, time to do this... with heels on.'
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"Welcome back, Miss (Name)."
The maids welcomed me back as I was panting
'I thought wouldve fallen off and died..'
'I wish.'
"Prepare the aid kit in Hyoma's office.. Im going to take a shower." I was panting slightly now but I dragged myself up the stairs
'Why is there no elevator...'
'SERIOUSLY? JUST WALK YOU LAZY AS-'
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"The hell happenned?" I was looking at my husband who looked like he got stabbed multiple times
"Dear.." Chigiri groaned, my man was in a shit lot of pain.
Isagi and Kunigami were wounded too but my pretty husband was in a worse state
"We got ambushed by another yakuza." Kunigami replied and set Chigiri down on the chair where I would treat him
"I got ambushed too. Seems like someones jealous." I sigh and then looked at my husband's wounds
"Dear, are you alright?" Hyoma looked at me worriedly
"I came back in one piece its alright. Now now.. I'll have to treat your wounds."
Isagi and Kunigami nodded and they both left, they both knew that their boss only wants his wife to treat his wounds
"Now now... what did I tell you about hurting yourself?"
I had a frown on my face
Hyoma chuckled "Sorry.. I wont get hurt next time."
"Relax now. I'll treat your wounds."
I took off his shirt and holy hell was there blood... well of course but- THERES A WHOLE BUNCH.
Could basically call it a full chest of blo- okay Im sorry-
"Dear me.. what did you go through?" I sigh and started cleaning off the blood off his chest
"Too much. I dont want my cute wife to get nightmares." Replied with a smug smile on his lips
"Dont call me cute." I finished cleaning and now I was bandaging his wound
"Oh? Why cant I call my wife cute?"
"Well.. yeah whatever. You win."
"Aw~ good girl." He grabbed my waist and put me on his lap
I glared at him and continued wrapping the bandages on him
He then kissed me. Damn did it feel good
He smirked immedietly as he noticed my red cheeks
'I cant believe I pulled this man..'
'Oh dear. Another wave of you fangirling over your husband.. werent you mad at him hours ag-'
'Mad? Whos being mad at Hyoma??'
'Nevermind.'
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Shit. How did I get here.
I was sitting in the bathtub infront of my pretty husband.
How is he even a boy... if you told me this pretty human was a girl then I wouldnt have bat an eye
And yeah were both naked
"Why so shy? Come closer to me." He invited me to be seated next to him
I rolled my eyes "Fine. Im going back if you piss me off." I stood up from my seat in the bathtub and walked to him
I sat down on his lap and pressed my back against his chest that were still wrapped with bandages from the other day
Hyoma immedietly wrapped his arms around me
"I heard you tried to bankrupt me.." he was chuckling
"Well.."
'It did not go well huh.'
'I didnt even get to half of his money..'
"Too bad you couldnt bankrupt me... nows my turn to bankrupt you, in bed."
"IM GOING BACK YOU ANNOYING PRETTY BOY-"
Well shit I was stuck. His grip was too strong on me and I didnt want to injure my already injured husband
"Well well~ I'll give you the attention you wanted."
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During your shopping spree
"Chigiri? Are you sure about letting your wife run wild with your money?"
Chigiri couldnt help but chuckle, he turned his chair around, staring at the Tokyo skylines, twirling a strand of hair with his finger
"Leave the card alone. Whatever my wife wants. She'll get it."
He hanged up the phone and looked at the messages of the transactions
He smirked and mumbled "Cute."
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EXTRAS IN THE EXTRA 🔥
"Dear? Like the speed were going at?"
Hyoma had one hand on the wheel steering wheel while the other was on my thigh
I had a blank expression on my face.. the chances of dying were absolutely high.
Hyoma was a bit dissappointed at the lack of emotion so he sped up more
Didnt even flinch at the sudden speed change
'Hes going to kill us..'
'I'd like to thank-'
'Oh. Back to normal speed.'
"Not impressed?" Hyoma chuckled, his hair was a bit messy due to the wind, he lifted his hand from my thigh to quickly fix it
"Bronya onee-chan drives way more faster than you."
Hyoma blinked but then had a smirk on his face
"Then I can show you how much faster I am... in another place~"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS-"
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Yahoo heres the Chigiri one after like 3 Sae ones LOL
Live laugh love our pretty husband
I cant guarantee that there will be more of the different characters than Sae oneshots...
I mean if yall enjoy Sae ones then maaaybe there would be more or I can just write a whole new book of Sae oneshots
I am mad.. madly inlove with him.
Love, Skky♡