Urgakk: Well, since there are no more loose ends to tie up, I'm gonna go home and finish my novel.
Akui: Sure, see you there– Wait– Hang on, you're writing a novel?
Urgrakk: No, I'm eating one.
Akui: *Look of intense disgust*
Urgrakk: 'War and Peace'. Tough novel.
RNMR #1951