(Guess who made the first chapter actually the first chapter for once???)
Unknown groupchat
Unknown Number has added you to their groupchat!
Unknown Number added Unknown Number to the groupchat
2 people are now online
Unknown number
Took you awhile to add me back
Unknown number
Stop deleting your number from my
phone then, dear♤
Unknown number
Take the hint and stop adding me
back here
Unknown number
Are we ignoring the other person you
added?
Unknown number
Apparently 😔✊
Unknown number
Who's that?
Unknown number
I seemed to have added the wrong
number ♧
Unknown number
The chances of you doing this on
accident are low
Unknown number
Y'all be talking like I'm not here and
it's starting to hurt my feelings
Unknown number
Welcome to the club
Unknown number
Oof
Unknown number
Are you going to kick them?
Unknown number
You should if you want them gone so
much~ ♤
Unknown number
You took away my ability to kick people
after I kicked you out of the chat
Unknown number
Sounds like a personal problem then,
dear💞
Unknown number
So am I just staying then????
Unknown number
Unfortunately
Unknown number
Care to tell us your name, love♡
Unknown number
Usually people introduce themselves
before asking for a name
Unknown number
Hisoka, it's a pleasure~♢
Unknown number has changed Unknown number's name to Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Unknown number
The emojis?
Unknown number
With the whole card suit thing he seems
like a magician
Unknown number
Or a gambling addict, either or
Unknown number
Clown would be more accurate
Unknown number
K what's your name tho??
Unknown number
What happened to introducing yourself
before asking for names?
Unknown number
...😒
Unknown number
...
Unknown number
Chrollo
Unknown number has changed Unknown number's name to Chrollo
Unknown number
Illumi
Y/n has changed Unknown number's name to Illumi
Unknown number
Noice
Chrollo
I'll assume the spelling mistake is on
purpose since Shal does it as well
Chrollo
But you're on thin ice
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
You haven't introduced yourself~
Unknown Number
Amazing observation
Illumi
Can we kick them??
Unknown number
Ouch 💔
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
If they won't comply, yes♤
Unknown number
😔
Unknown number
Bullying and harassment
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Sooner rather than later preferably♧
Unknown number
It's Y/n😖
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈 has changed your name to Y/n
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
So you want to stay~♡
Y/n
If I didn't I would've left 🙄
Chrollo
I'm being ignored again
Y/n
Sucks to be you
Illumi
Are you just allowing every random
stranger into the chat now?
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
It's only one Illu~
Illumi
I hate you
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Ouch ♧
Y/n
Me and Chrollo third wheeling: 🧍🏼
Illumi
We are not dating
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
You wound me, Illu~
Y/n
You haven't made it official yet??
Illumi
No.
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
We should;) ~
Illumi
Absolutely not
Illumi
And don't use emojis in such manner
Chrollo
What a beautiful couple
Illumi
Not you to
Chrollo
Too*
Y/n
My single ass can't relate
Chrollo
I felt that on a personal level
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
I'd take you on a date if you wanted,
either of you~♡
Illumi
It's a trap
Y/n
Desperate bitch 🤨🤨🤨📸📸
Chrollo
He is
Illumi
Agreed
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
All of you?~
Y/n
You act like a desperate bitch don't deny
it
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
I can still kick you~
Y/n
The first stage of grief is denial after
all 😔
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
💧-_-⭐️
Illumi
Don't get mad just because they're
right
Chrollo
^
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
You do realize I have the ability to
kick you♢
Y/n
You're mad that they like me more then
you?? 🤨🤨📸📸📸📸
Y/n
Have you surpassed denial and
gone to anger???
Illumi
I do not like you, you're just not as bad
as Hisoka
Chrollo
I'm only here because I physically cannot
leave this chat
Y/n
Hisoka must really suck(dick) [he's a
man whore predicting it now]
Chrollo
dyck*
Y/n
???
Chrollo
You wouldn't understand, ignore it
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
You all hate me that much?~
Illumi
Yes
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
How cruel ♤
Y/n
Anywhore moving onto the next stage of
our friendship
Illumi
We're not-
Y/n
So what do y'all look like??? 👀
Illumi
Why do you need to know?
Chrollo
I have to agree with Illumi on this
Y/n
So I can see if y'all deserve to be blessed
with my godly presence
Illumi
And that depends on what we look like??
Y/n
Exactly :3
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Fair~
Illumi
You are open with your judging, at least
Chrollo
So if we were murderers you wouldn't
care as long as we look good?
Y/n
Yeah?
Y/n
Are you gonna send me pictures or
not??
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
I will~
Y/n
Finally
Hisoka has sent a photo
Y/n
You give of "would kill you just for the sake
of killing you" vibes
Illumi
...
Chrollo
...
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Thank you, my darling♡
Y/n
Yw Ig
Chrollo
Oh you speak Shal's language
Y/n
It's call twink language, ty very much
Y/n
Oh and
Y/n has saved a photo
Y/n
Anygays Illumi and Chrollo??
Chrollo has sent a photo
Y/n
...
Y/n has saved a photo
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Great idea~
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈 has saved a photo
Chrollo
I forgot he was here
Y/n
Oof
Y/n
Anyways Illumi your turn
Illumi
I still do not get the point of this
Chrollo
You say that like photos of you cost
anything
Illumi
They do, literally
Chrollo
You're not a model, suck it up
Y/n
The girlies are fighting🤭
Illumi has sent a photo
3 people have saved a photo
Y/n
Goddamn the pretty privilege in this chat
is insane
Chrollo
Thank you
Illumi
I know, also Chrollo I expected better
of you, you have grown desperate
Chrollo
It's not for me, it's for Feitan.
Illumi
Who?
Chrollo
A fan of yours, don't ask further
questions.
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
You should send us a photo of yourself
now~
Y/n
Sure
Y/n has sent a photo
(You can imagine anything you want, except for Cheetu from the Chimera ant arc. Because that's a dumb, ugly character. I imagine you look like pink Lego Batman tho)
2 people have saved a photo
Y/n
Y'all clicked save faster than the speed of
light
Y/n
Two of you at least, I'm looking at you
Illumi😒
Chrollo
It wasn't even that fast
Y/n
I like to pretend I'm hot stfu, I'm in
my delulu arc
Illumi
I like their self awareness
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
That date offer is still on the table~
Y/n
A:Desperate bitch
Y/n
B: Thanks Illumi
Illumi
Desperate bitch is a fitting name for him
Illumi
And please refrain from being too
flattered.
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Ouch~
Y/n
...
Illumi
Whatever you are thinking, I advise you
not to do it
Y/n
..Fine
Y/n
So what do you all do for fun??
Chrollo
Read
Illumi
Nothing
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
Murder, occasionally sex~ ♤
Y/n
Noice
Y/n
Illumi be leading a very boring life
Chrollo
That's the one you choose to comment
on?
Y/n
Yeah??
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
It does seem quite boring♧
Y/n
Exactly
Y/n
I already said I didn't care if you are murderers-
Y/n
Like anyone could kill me it doesn't
matter
Y/n
I could even kill myself😍
Chrollo
Are you okay?
Y/n
Mentally? No. Physically? Also no.
Hisoka🪄🏳️🌈
What a shame~
Y/n
Anywhore as my very first friends y'all are required to rate me 1-10
Illumi
That's sad
Y/n
Name your other friends🤨🤨
Illumi
...
Y/n
Thought so
Illumi
You are a six, and I'm being generous
Y/n
Too low, pick a new number
Illumi
That is not how this works
Y/n
Says who???
Hisoka
7~
Chrollo
Personality 8 looks 7
Y/n
So you all agree that I'm above
average???
Illumi
Barely.
Y/n
I'll take that as a compliment
Illumi
How?
Y/n
I'm barely above average
Illumi
You genuinely see that as a good thing?
Y/n
Illumi I haven't been praised since 1887, everything's a compliment if I'm
delusional enough
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Fun Facts:
• I literally have a list of rules for what and what not to have a character say😭😭 (Chrollo has to correct people's grammar, not because he cares that much, but because he hates everyone and everything to do with that groupchat.)
• Just to get something clear, Y/n doesn't actually think they're murderers. Not to say that they'd be too mad if they were. But if someone over discord or something sent you "Oh I like to have sex and kill people, yk?", you probably wouldn't think "Ah, that's def a murderer. Totally, 100% serious."
• Cheetu lovers can burn in hell (you know who you are @I-eat-children-69 😒)