SMG3: *snores* Zzz... Zzz... 😴
Eggdog: WOOF!!!
SMG3: *wakes up* H- Huh?
Eggdog: WOOF!!!
SMG3: *yawn* Morning, my Eggdog! Come up and see me!
Eggdog climbed up.
Eggdog: WOOF!!!
SMG3: Aww... my little Eggdog... Good morning! Who's my little Eggdog, eh? Who's a good Boy?
Eggdog: ...
SMG3: You okay?
Eggdog: *chokes*
SMG3: Oh no... please don't!!!
The Eggdog threw up.
Eggdog: *pukes*
SMG3: *sigh* Great... that's one way to start my morning.
SMG3 got out of Bed.
SMG3: I'm gonna have to change my bedding, now!
Eggdog: WOOF!!!
SMG3: But first, Morning Bathroom break.
SMG3 left.
Eggdog: WOOF!!!
SMG3: I'm coming back!
In the Bathroom...
SMG3: *sigh* Okie-dokie... you might have Eggdog vomit on your Bed, but today will be a lot better! Now, let's get the day started.
SMG3 tried to turn the Tap on.
SMG3: What the hell?
No Water was coming out.
SMG3: Is the Sink broken or something?!
*BANG*
SMG3: Come on, you stupid thing!!!
*BANG*
Suddenly...
SMG3: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😱
SMG3 ran out of the way.
SMG3: *cough* Curse you, Sink! Now, where's my Toothbrush?!
The Toothbrush was in the Toilet.
SMG3: Great... this is the perfect start to my day, isn't it?!
Luigi: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?!?!?!
SMG3: THE SINK IS BROKEN!!!
Luigi: Okay, can you take out the Rubbish while I fix it?
SMG3: The Rubbish?!
Luigi: I used to be a Plumber.
SMG3: What could possibly go wrong?
Later...
SMG3: *sigh* Calm down SMG3, just take out the Rubbish and you'll be back to normal.
Then...
*RIP*
The Rubbish Bag ripped.
SMG3: *SCREAMS* GOD-DAMMIT... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, THIS MORNING?!?!?! AM I BEING CURSED OR SOMETHING?!?!?! 😡
*KICK*
SMG3: SCREW THIS... I'M NOT PICKING UP THIS RUBBISH!!!
SMG3 went back inside.
SMG3: Can this morning get any worse?!
SMG4: What's the matter with you?
SMG3: My life.
SMG4: Tell me about it... you're terrible at Live-streams!
*SMACK*
SMG4: Ow!
SMG3: You would not believe what I had to put up with, in the last 10 minutes!
SMG4: What?
SMG3: I woke up next to some Eggdog sick... the Sink didn't like me... my Toothbrush is in the Toilet and the Rubbish bag decided to give up on life!!!
SMG4: That's one way to start your Groundhog Day.
SMG3: What the hell is Groundhog Day?
SMG4: On this very day on the 2nd February... the USA celebrates this thing called; Groundhog Day.
SMG3: Okay?
SMG4: Anyways, what's up your Ass?
SMG3: I feel like I'm being cursed.
SMG4: How do you mean?
SMG3: There was an episode of Gumball, where Gumball was cursed and he had a bad day! Do you remember that episode?
SMG4: Yeah?
SMG3: I feel like Gumball, this morning!
SMG4: Look, just have some Breakfast... maybe you woke up cranky, this morning.
SMG3: Fine... I'm gonna get myself a cup of Tea.
SMG4: The Kettle broke, BTW... and we need a new one.
...
SMG3: *sigh* You know what? I'm gonna go to Argos and collect a Kettle from there... and that is just me being nice.
SMG3 left.
SMG4: Hmm... he's a life-saver.
Luigi: JESUS, THERE'S WATER EVERYWHERE!!!
SMG4: Brilliant...
Back outside...
SMG3: *sigh* SMG3, you're just being too nice...
SMG3 tried to start the Car.
SMG3: What the hell?!
The Car won't start.
SMG3: Oh, you gotta be kidding me... Don't tell me that the Car won't start!
He tried again.
SMG3: COME ON... START!!!
Nothing is happening...
SMG3: IF YOU DON'T START... I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3!!! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! RIGHT, THAT'S IT... I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
He got out of the Car.
SMG3: You've tried it on just once too often... Well, don't say that I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you, time and time again!!!
SMG3 started to lose it.
SMG3: THAT'S IT... THIS IS IT... I'M GONNA GIVE YOU, A DAMN GOOD THRASHING!!!
SMG3 rushed away.
SMG3: STUPID MORNING!!!
He came back.
SMG3: *SCREAMS* AHH!!! 😡
He grabbed a Tree Branch and gave his Car, a damn good thrashing.
SMG3: GRRR!!!
Mario: Am I interrupting something?
SMG3: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!?!
Mario: Did you watch; Fawlty Towers and you're re-creating the Car scene?
SMG3: No.
Mario: Then... why are you giving your Car, a damn good thrashing?
SMG3: IT WON'T START!!!
Mario: Have you tried looking at the Engine?
SMG3: Well, can you give me a Hand to see what's wrong with it?
Mario: *scoffs* I'm not a Mechanic.
Mario went away.
SMG3: THANKS FOR THE HELP... DUMB-DUMB!!!
Mario: YOU'RE A BIGGER ONE!!!
SMG3: *sigh* I can't believe this!
Later...
Saiko: Hey, SMG3.
SMG3: Please kill me...
Saiko: Okie-dokie... Quick or Slow?
SMG3: I was being sarcastic!!!
Saiko: Whatever...
SMG3: My Car broke down!
Saiko: Don't worry, I can fix it... I did Work Experience as a Mechanic when I was younger.
SMG3: Did you?
Saiko: Yeah, I've learned all about Car Engine problems.
SMG3: Can you fix it?
Saiko: Sure, but it's gonna cost you!
SMG3: I beg your pardon?!
Saiko: Do you want your Car fixed or not?
SMG3: *sigh* How much do you want?
Saiko: £50.
SMG3: 50 QUID?!?!?! Why that much?!
Saiko: I'm gonna get KFC from 5 different locations.
SMG3: *grunts* Ugh... Daylight robbery!
SMG3 paid Saiko.
SMG3: Are you happy now?!
Saiko: Oh yeah... let's have a look.
Saiko took a look.
Saiko: Ah... there's the problem!
SMG3: What?
Saiko: Your Car ran out of Oil.
...
SMG3: Are you having a laugh?! I have a Bottle of Oil in my Boot!
Saiko: You just need to re-fill your Oil Tank.
SMG3: Are you saying that I paid £50... just to find out that me, myself and I could've re-filled my Oil Tank?!
Saiko: ...
SMG3: Can I have my money back?
Saiko ran off.
SMG3: Oh yeah, run away with my money... you Bitch.
Saiko: YOU'RE A BIGGER ONE!!!
SMG3: ...