Maaliyah
"im pregnant"
I looked over to Rell with a yikes face.
his face lit up and he picked me up and spun me around the restaurant.
"oh my god, he took a real bitch out the game" nee said, adding on "im happy for you bestie, im about to be a auntie"
everyone came up to me and gave me a hug.
"congrats sis, im bout to be a whole uncle im already knowing its a boy"
"no it's not, its a girl" i said, laughing
"it's a nigga fasho" Rell said, dapping my brother
"whatever yall say"
"so how long you knew" nae asked
"right" jas added
"i found out day before yesterday"
"she lying"
"ron shut up" i said
"you always on my sister trail"
"oh tae yall ain't gon double team that one" jas said, making us laugh
im really not ready to be a mother, especially since these past few events that took place in my life.
and that's ok with me because im not gonna be a mother.
let me stop being delusional and tell yall what really happened...
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"i been trying to figure out how to tell yall this for some time"
"im grown as fuck and a bad bitch and all my opps niggas wanna fuck on me" i said, making everybody laugh
"im thinking you boutta say sum serious"
"ron shut up, please and thanks"
"you ain't gr-"
"aht, don't wan hear it kel"
"exactly, stop hating on my bestfriend the fuck" nee said, making me laugh
"thought you was boutta say you pregnant"
"ron shut up with allat foreal"
"what's wrong with that bae"
"nothing rell, but just not now boo"
"real soon though"
"a lil stretch from now but you know"
"we gon finish this conversation later ight"
"okay"
"la fine ass"
"you know it"
"girl im ready to go party now"
"foreal come on yall" i agreed.
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me, jas, nee, nae, and destiny went to Spades, a local strip club in New Orleans.
we told rell nem we'll meet them at the spot they were at once we got done here.
it's nothing i love more than bad bitches i wanted to stay here all night, i think i got a lil gay in me lol.
it was really a vibe in here foreal
It's the big booty bitch, a big booty bitch
He don't want no nice ho, a bad moody bitch
we rapped
i took 4 shots of Deleon, im feeling good right now.
im shaking my ass with the strippers.
"yall come on, come shake yall ass with me"
"oh baby i was just taking my shot you know i was gonna do that already" nee said
"yeah cousin yeah, yeah cousin yeah, bow bow, on a mad hoe" nae dragged
"wait hold on look at my sissy"
destiny was cutting up, ian know she get down like that.
Bow Bow Bow by Sexyy started playing
we all looked at jas, making us laugh
"get up and shake that ass jas this song for you" nee said
i took out my phone and started recording jas dancing and rapping the song.
Fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad, fuck my baby dad
I'm a fine-ass bitch, I ain't in the house sad
"heavy on the not in the house sad, house mom who" i yelled while recording her
me and my friends was classy but i liked them so much cause they would the most random ghetto shit at times.
cause why is you in a strip club turning up pregnant?
"alright now sit down, before that water break" nee said, making us laugh
"yall ready to go" nae asked
"hold on i gotta throw the rest of these dollars on these dancers baby" i said throwing money on the strippers.
i looked up seeing somebody trying to get nae's attention making me eye signal her
he walked off, but i can tell by his face she must've rejected him.
"girl you turned him down" i asked
"yeah"
"he fine"
"foreal" nee said
"bitch you always somewhere" nae said, laughing
"but girl, don't trust no nigga you meet in a strip club" nee said
"you right" i added
"plus i got my eyes on somebody else"
"ou who bitch, tell me" jas said
making destiny laugh
"it ain't nothing that serious yall, but you know"
"alright bitches wanna be secretive and shit" i said
"yall ready"
"yeah des come on"
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we went to the club and met my brother nem.
"hey bae, yall was been supposed to be on yall way"
"boy them strippers was fine, I got a number too"
"mhm we gon see"
i laughed
"i want a lemon drop"
"no"
"pleaseeee" i dragged
"ight bruh come on"
he walked me to the bar.
"where tae" nee asked
"he was onna phone, he said he was stepping out" ron responded
"ohok"
"um can i have uhhh, wait bae go see if my cousin nem want something so we can get our stuff at once"
the girls came
"where nae" I asked
"she went to the bathroom, I was trying to go with her but she was real serious about being able to handle herself so I ain't wanna invade her privacy"
"I understand you destiny, but im about to go back there because she need somebody with her, get me 3 lemon drops"
"you pushing it"
"bae it's my birthday, chill" I said, walking off
"hold on ima walk with you" rell said grabbing my hand
we walked to the back of the club to the bathroom where we passed tae,
"nigga i thought you was outside"
"I just came back in I had to use the bathroom tho"
we walked a little closer to the bathroom where we seen nae walking towards us.
"girl I was just coming find you, you know how I am in public, I hate for the girls im with to go somewhere alone"
"it's okay cousin, and im sorry"
"you good girl"