(Third Person POV)
It is the next day. A man and a woman are outside a flower shop, and the man is kneeling down on one knee, proposing to the woman.
"Guess what I'm trying to say, Barbara, is, um, will you marry me?" he asks.
"Oh, I don't know, Colin," Barbara replies. "You're a lovely man, but I'm looking for someone to sweep me off my feet, you know, whisk me off to a life of adventure. Could that be you?"
"No," Colin replies after a second, closing the ring box and putting it back in his pocket. "Not with my chronic lack of self-confidence. I'd best be off."
"But, Colin. . ." Barbara says as Colin starts to leave.
"Sorry to have wasted your time, Barbara. Taxi!" Colin calls out.
As though adding insult to injury, the taxi drives past, splashing through a puddle and soaking poor Colin to the skin. Dejected, he sits at a nearby café table, and a waiter walks up to his table.
"Monsieur, can I help you?" he asks in a French accent.
"Oh, waiter. Do you have anything for a broken heart?" Colin asks.
However, it turns out that the waiter is actually Willy.
"So the taxis never stop.
The girls think you're a flop.
You're wet and cold, you're getting old,
Your confidence is shot," he sings.
"It's true," Colin responds sadly.
"When people look at you,
They seem to look straight through,
Or like you're something brown they
Found
Upon the bottom of their shoe," Willy sings as he places a napkin on the table.
"Have you been following me?!" Colin asks, wondering how Willy knows all this.
Willy removes the napkin to reveal a plate of macaroons.
"But this should lift the gloom,
My giraffe-milk macaroon.
Just take a chance and you'll be dancing
To a different tune," Willy sings.
Colin eats a macaroon, and it's like an amazing transformation has come over him.
"Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all!
Just eat a few of these
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall!" Willy sings.
Colin does eat another macaroon, and he looks as though he's never felt more confident in his life. The two men then start dancing on the tables.
"Well, there's chocolate!" Willy sings.
"And there's chocolate!
Only Wonka's makes your confidence
Sky-rock-elet!" he and Colin sing.
A waitress pulls the tablecloths out from underneath them when they jump.
"He doesn't even work here!" she says.
Colin hops off the table to go back to Barbara as people suddenly come to Willy's table to buy his chocolate.
"Put your hand into your pocke-let!
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate!" Willy sings.
"Madam, just one kiss?" Colin sings as he dips Barbara.
"Yes, please," Barbara replies eagerly, and the lovebirds kiss.
(Y/n) and Noodle, who have been keeping watch, spot the Chief and policemen on bicycles riding toward the square. Noodle puts her fingers to her lips and whistles. Willy hears her signal and flees.
"You've never had chocolate like this!" he sings.
"No, we've never had chocolate like this!" the crowd sings.
Willy runs to an alley and leaps into a storm drain. By the time the police get there, Piper has already replaced the manhole cover, leaving them baffled at how Willy could disappear just like that. In a tram, two ladies are talking about Willy's chocolate.
"Have you tried his new one?" one of them asks.
"No!" the other replies.
"Oh, you've got to have a go!" the first one sings.
Willy, who is disguised as the ticket collector, gives them a couple chocolates.
"Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway show!" he sings.
The ladies eat the chocolates, and they start dancing.
"The news that makes you gasp!" the first lady sings.
"The jokes that make you laugh!" the second lady sings.
Willy and the passengers dance with them.
"All that you say and do all day
Will be choreographed!" they sing.
At a barber shop, Willy is now dressed as a barber.
"Lost your hair? Can't think where?" Willy sings.
"Feeling fairly bare up there," one of the customers sings.
Willy holds out a plate of eclairs with mustache frosting on top.
"Don't despair, I come prepared.
Behold, my hair-repair eclair.
It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila.
Take heed, eat more than three
And you'll end up like a gorilla," Willy sings as the customers and the hairless shop cat eat the eclairs.
*on the tram*
"Well, there's chocolate!" the passengers sing as they dance like they're on Broadway.
*at the barber shop*
"And there's chocolate!" the customers sing, their heads full of hair, and even the cat has grown fur.
*on the tram*
"Only Wonka's makes you
Rock around the clock-elet!" the passengers sing.
Lottie, who is at the front keeping watch, sees the police approaching and rings the bell to warn Willy. The tram comes to a stop, and Willy runs to the back of the tram where Abacus has opened a hatch into the engine compartment. He slides through it and down into an open storm drain below. The Chief, who seems a tad bigger, and Officer Affable board the tram, but they don't see Willy.
"Put your hand into your pocke-let!
Get yourself—" the passengers sing.
"Oh, put a sock in it!
Make sure they're all frisked!
Have you ever had chocolate like this?" the Chief sings as he takes a chocolate from a passenger and eats it, and he seems fascinated by the taste.
The same goes for Officer Affable when he takes a chocolate and eats it. His eyes light up and a smile appears on his face.
"I've never had chocolate like thiiiis!" he sings as a flock of flamingoes pass overhead.
That night, back at the laundry house, (Y/n) and Noodle are in their room, teaching Willy how to read. Willy is sitting on a child's desk chair, and Noodle has written the word 'Cat' on a blackboard.
"Well, there's literate
And illiterate.
Can you tell us what this word is?" (Y/n) sings.
"Not a bit of it," Willy sings.
"Well, that's a vowel and that's a
Consonant," (Y/n) sings as she points at the letters 'A' and 'T."
"What's that now? You're talking
Nonse-nence," Willy sings.
"We should call it quits!" Noodle sings, getting frustrated.
The wardrobe opens to reveal Abacus with a lot of money!
"But you've never sold chocolate like
This!" he sings as he shows the three a rising profits chart.
In the vault, Slugworth, Fickelgruber, and Prodnose are berating the Chief.
"Well, there's chocolate!" Fickelgruber sings.
"I understand that," the Chief says.
"And there's chocolate!" Prodnose sings.
"Totally true," the Chief says.
"Only Wonka's drives a hole right through
Our profi-lets!" Slugworth sings as Miss Bon-bon shows the Chief a lowering profits chart.
"Yes, well, what I'm trying to tell you is—" the Chief tries to explain.
"If we don't get on top of this,
We'll go bust!" Fickelgruber sings.
"Choc-apocalypse!" the three chocolatiers sing.
"We'll cease to exist!" Fickelgruber sings.
"But, fellas. . ." the Chief holds a bag of Willy's Broadway chocolate out to them.
"You've never had chocolate like this!" he sings as they each take a chocolate and eat them, and it's like their anger suddenly melts away.
"No, we've never had chocolate like this!" they sing as they dance like they're on Broadway.
The next morning, Willy is in the town square, selling his chocolate from a small cart. It's almost like everyone in town is buying his chocolate!
"Well, there's chocolate!
And there's chocolate!" the crowd sings.
"Only mine'll find you buying wedding
Frock-elets!" Willy sings.
Colin and Barbara emerge from the cathedral, now married.
"We have just tied the knot and it's
All because of Wonka's chocolate!" they sing.
"Off to a life of bliss!" the crowd sings.
"You've never had chocolate like this!" Willy sings.
"No, we've never had chocolate like this!" the crowd sings.
"Have you ever had chocolate like this?" Willy sings.
"No, we've never had chocolate. . .
No, we've never had chocolate like
Thiiiiiiiiiis!" the crowd sings.
Abacus, who is pretending to read a newspaper, is standing on a corner of the square, and he waves his newspaper when he sees policemen coming, signaling Willy that it's time to bail. Larry, who is pretending to look into a shop through a window, whistles through his teeth when he sees policemen coming from his corner. Noodle brings her fingers to her lips and whistles when she sees policemen coming from her corner. (Y/n) puckers her lips and whistles when she sees policemen coming from her corner. Willy quickly turns his candy cart into a laundry cart and jumps into a storm drain, pulling the cover down as he falls in.
"Alright, where is he? Where did he go?" the Chief—now considerably larger—asks as everyone goes back to what they were doing.
The Chief stops when something catches his eye in the drain cover. He kneels down heavily on the drain cover and takes it. It turns out a piece of Willy's handkerchief was caught and torn off when he jumped into the storm drain and brought the cover down.
"So that's how you're doing it. Affable, I want a man on every storm drain in the city," he says.
"Are you sure, sir? Shouldn't we be focusing on all those unsolved murders?" Affable asks.
"No, no, no, no, this is the priority," the Chief replies, and he tries to get up, but fails. "Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need your help up."
Affable helps the Chief stand up.
"Yep, there we go. Pretty sure I've gained about a hundred and fifty pounds in the last two weeks," the Chief says.