How HP characters react to di...

By i00ooo

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Basically I kidnap- I mean bring them all in a room with their consent and ask them what they think of the sh... More

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Blamione (Non-canon)
Ronmione (Canon)
Blaronsy (Non-canon)
Haron (Non-canon)
Netho (Non-canon)
Snilly (Canon)
Snemus/Snupin (Non-canon)
Hinny (Non-canon)
Deamus (Non-canon sadly)
Fremione (Non-canon)
Ronsy (Non-canon)
Snamione (non-canon thankfully)
Hinny (canon version)
Lunape (non-canon thankfully)
Dracomort (non-canon thankfully)
Fanfics for each ship
New list
Omg
WOLFSTAR (practically canon)
Lavon (canon)
Tomus (canon)
Snack (non-canon)
Jeverus (non-canon)
Starbucks/Prongsfoot/Jirius (non-canon)
Jegulus (non-canon)
Jemus (non-canon)
Drapple (practically canon)
Ron x cherries (do i even need to say?)
Jeddy (i dont even know)
Chickron (help)
Scorbus (idk i think non-canon?)
Drucius🤮🤢 (non-canon thankfully)
Ron x 🍞
Remus x 🍫 (canon👌)
Harry x Arthur (im gonna die🕳️🏃🏼‍♀️)
Remus x harry (we're not done)

Jiliy (canon)

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A/N: we officially have 2 ships left on the wheel. Also if you wanted Harry to be emotional with his parent you won't be getting that. That's to normal for this story.

Me: *sobs* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

James: is she ok?

Harry: you get used to it

Me: *still crying* we only have 2 more marauders ships after this

Sirius: does that mean we have to leave

Me: no no no you can stay

Sirius: yay

Draco: can we get this over with I want to leave

Blaise: yeah only 2 more then we're free

Me: uhhhhhhhhh about that....

Dean: don't tell me there's more

Me: ok

Seamus: how many

Me: lemme see

*insert SpongeBob a thousand years later sound*

Me: 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 there are 73 more ships *looks for everyone but there are just bones* awwww they died guess I have to go back in time...

Past Me: *sobs* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

James: is she ok?

Harry: you get used to it

Past Me: *still crying* we only have 2 more marauders ships after this

Sirius: does that mean we have to leave

Past Me: no no no you can stay

Sirius: yay

Draco: can we get this over with I want to leave

Blaise: yeah only 2 more then we're free

Past Me: uhhhhhhhhh about that....

Dean: don't tell me there's more

Past Me: ok

Seamus: how many

Past Me: lemme see

Future me: STOP THEY WILL DIE

Ron: sorry what now

Future me: there are 73 more ships but if you count them they will die before you finish

Draco: what?!

Past me: they die? I'm not that slow at counting!

Future me: we are that slow

Draco: what the fuck just happened

Past me: good question but anyways the ship is

Future me: JILLY

James: me and Lily?

Both mes: yep

Harry: mom?

Past me: yeppy *snaps and another box appears*

Box: hello why am I here James I swear to Merlin if you did this I will kill you again

Future me: nope it was me not James but he is here along with Sirius Remus Harry Ron hermione Draco Blaise Pansy Ginny Fred George Neville Luna Dean and Seamus.

Box: let me out now.

Past me: maybe

Harry: let my mom out

Box: Harry?

Future me: me just let her out

Past me: fine *snaps and the box disappears*

Lily: *runs and hugs harry*

Gred: we
Forge: have
Gred: all
Forge: the
Gred: marauders
Forge: right
Gred: in
Forge: front
Gred: of
Forge: us
Gred: and
Forge: we
Gred: haven't
Forge: reacted *both pass out from shock*

Lily: omg are they ok

Both mes: yarp

Lily: why am I here exactly

Both mes: for a ship

Lily: like NALISH

Hermione: you know NALISH

Lily: of course

Hermione: o. m. g.

Past me: anyways this ship is JILLY

James: we're married so ship.

Sirius: SHIPPPPPPPPPPPP

Harry: I wouldn't exist without this ship so ship

Both mes: definitely ship

Everyone else: ship

Me: now time for a photo montage!!!!!!!

Lily: what?

Everyone: oh no

Past Me: isn't it cute?

Future Me: how about this one?

Draco: *grabs bleach that appears* I want to die

Future Me: *takes bleach and drinks it* no

Past Me: this is also cute

Draco: give. me. the. bleach. back.

Past Me: *burps* no I drank it

Draco: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD

Both mes: *shrugs and takes another sip*

Future me: I don't know but it tastes good *takes another sip*

Hermione: *slaps the bleach out of my hands* stop your going to die

Future Me: *takes a sip from more bleach* no I won't

Hermione: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

Past me: I can do anything *takes another sip*

James: I look ridikkulois

Both mes: I feel weird

Hermione: gee I wonder why

Both mes: I'm dizzy

Both mes: I don't feel so good *lands face first on the ground*

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