Sophist: *slams head on desk*
Brent: What happened?
Sophist: I forgot the password to my computer.
Brent: Did you write it down somewhere?
Sophist: Yeah.
Brent: Where is it?
Sophist: On a Word document. On the computer.
Brent: *trying not to laugh* Have you tried password recovery?
Sophist: Yeah.
Brent: Then what's wrong?
Sophist: Read the screen.
Brent: *reading aloud* To access password recovery, please enter your password so we can verify the user- *starts laughing*
Sophist: I don't know what kind of dipshit designed this, but if I ever meet them, they are getting SLAPPED.
(reminds me of how my account for my coursework got deleted from my school database and it took a full day to recover :/)