"We should really join them. Mayumi-chan needs a little break"
Nanami said, looking at the young girl concerned
It was already an hour and Sha was just sitting there hearing Gojo's nonsense
They all agreed and went to them. Gojo looked a bit irritated but didn't cause any scene
"So, how is school, Mayumi-chan?"
"Like how it's always. Boring"
They blinked,
"Don't worry it will get better later, kid"
Shoko said
"What will get better? I can do seizures like adult doctors. There is nothing for me to learn in elementary school "
She said in a deadpan voice, making everyone sweat drop
"Well, you can learn how to make babies and and very interesting things"
Shoko replied and a few gasps were heard. Utahime quickly covered Mayumi's ears
"Shoko are you out of your mind? Why would you speak about these in front of a child"
She screeched, horrified
Everyone gave Shoko a dirty look which she just shrugged off
Mayumi on the other side, looked at them like they were idiots. She sighed and took utahime's hands off her
"I am well aware how babies are made, Shoko-nee-chan. I know what sex and intercourse is so no, that doesn't excite me either"
Everyone's jaw hit the floor. They didn't know if they should be shocked or horrified. This little seven year old knew about these things too!?
Utahime was already terrified but Mayumi decided it wasn't enough for her
She looked at Utahime and said
"You know, Hime-chan you there are many plans and ways to get in a pregnant when you're with the same gender."
Utahime almost passed out of it wasn't for Nanami grabbing her in time
Haibara and Gojo chocked on their spits, Shoko just lifted her eyebrow with a smirk on her face. Nanami and Geto looked like a ghost. Pale as the boring grey walls
But Mayumi didn't stop there as she went and grabbed Utahime's hand
"Promise me Hime-chan, if when I become an adult, if you're still single you'll be with me and marry me"
By the time she was done talking, Utahime looked like a cherry. She was red
Gojo and Geto, too, were red but with anger.
"Why would she like Utahime or anyone when I am here!?"
Gojo thought, he was Jealous as hell. He didn't understand why he was jealous but he was, of utahime no less
"Mayumi-chan ~~~ how about we marry instead. I can protect you better "
Geto glared at him, Haibara nervously smiled, Nanami deadpan and Utahime rolled her eyes
Mayumi looked at him with a neutral expiration
"I apologize but I do not acquire your protection nii-chan. I will much rather marry a person I am attracted to and not for the need of protecting. That's why there are body guards. And as I said, you're like a younger brother to me. That would feel like incest😐"
Nobody knew what to do. Should they laugh or get concerned about her? They really didn't know but Haibara did end up laughing out loud. But the deadpan looks stopped him
Gojo had a sour look on his face. Secretly glaring at Utahime. He didn't understand why he hated this so much but he just couldn't stand the idea of Mayumi with Utahime or anyone really.
"I think I can also-
Geto started only for Mayumi to stop him
"Sorry but dating you also feels like dating my own elder brother. So no"
Then she looked back at Utahime
"So what do you say, Hime-chan?"
She nervously chuckled
"Sure"
"What If you find out you're not into girls?"
Shoko asked back and received a similar glare
"I am bisexual, nee-chan. I know that perfectly well."
Gojo, Geto and Haibara chocked on their own spit. Nanami paled and shoko just lifted her eyebrows"
"I would really appreciate if you'll stop talking about my future love life now"
Mayumi said as she went back and started to read a book that didn't look like a kid her age should read
"What are you reading, Mayumi-chan?"
Haibara curiously asked
"The way of all women by Mary Esther Harding. It's a documentary about female psychology. Really good. You should read it"
Buy this time, everyone was tired of getting surprised. But they still were left mind blowned
"I don't think it's appropriate for your age, Mayumi-chan."
Geto nicely said
"It doesn't have to be. I am good"
Again, they didn't know what to say
"You know, Mayumi-chan, you're features are quite different. I've never seen a girl with features like yours."
Haibara said
It was true. Mayumi's features were almost exotic. Her jawline was quite sharp and her blonde hair made her stand out. And blonde hair wasn't common here either
Mayumi didn't even look up at them,
"Understandable, I am half Russian after all"
Everyone was shocked
"What!?"
They shouted in union, which made Mayumi flinch a little. She looked back at them with her same as usual poker face and said
"I said, I am half Russian. My mother name is Mishka Meami. Don't you know? Mishka isn't a Japanese name, it's Russian. My mom is Russian."
Everyone gwaked at her for a few seconds before it clicked. Her mom, they saw har and she was nothing like Japanese looking
"Can you speak Russian?"
Gojo asked, Mayumi just nodded her head
"Oh... I still don't understand why Yaga sensei and she got separated"
Haibara absentmindedly blurred out but soon realize what he said. His eyes waiden and her slapped his hand on his mouth
"Haibara! Why would you ask something like that!?"
Geto asked
Everyone was giving him a disappointed look
"Don't worry I don't mind "
Mayumi said but soon snorted
"This divorce won't last. Mark my words, with in a year they would get back together. They still love each other to the point that they talk to each other every single day. Still call each other by their given pet names. That are just trying to teach each other a lesson. Nothing more. "
Everyone sweat dropped again
"U-um I don't think you should be saying these things out loud, Mayumi-chan. It's their personal information."
She just shrugged
"I don't think I care. They are just too obvious. Don't you remember, even in my birthday they were holding hands or my dad had his arms around my mom. It's obvious as day light. My mom even threatened to never talk with him if he ever talks with another woman..... They're the weirdest separated couple I've seen.... Let go a few days, they will get back in no time "
Again everyone sweat dropped
"U-um, then why did they divorce?"
Mayumi looked back at Gojo and stared at him like he's the most stupid in the world
"That is what happens when you get old and have a midlife crisis. Take notes and don't be like my father "
Everyone nodded, not knowing what else to do. Is this her way of saying their teacher was having a mid life crisis because of being old, they didn't no
"Anyway, I have to leave now. I have a mission with Mei Mei today. Bye bye, Mayumi-chan and Shoko"
Utahime said
Mayumi nodded and gave her a hug. So did Shoko
When she was leaving, Mayumi was still waving at her
"She's dreamy...."
Mayumi said with a sigh
"Okay! Now you're mine and coming with me!"
Gojo yelled, too jealous to care about anyone now
He grabbed one of her hands and tried dragging her with him but Geto stopped him
"You had enough for today, Satoru. Now, leave her alone. I will talk to her now"
Geto said, looking down at her with a smile as he grabbed her other hand.
"Suguru, how many times do I have to tell you, she's mine!"
"No she Isn't!"
"Yes she is"
"No she isn't "
"Yes she is"
And they went beckering back and forth like children while Mayumi just asked god what had she done to deserve getting tormented like this by these two
"Poor Mayumi-chan "
Haibara said and all could agree to him