(twow cult)
(Potato, Marker, Foldy, Puffball, and Firey Jr are online)
🌈attention seeker: alright, what are the main ships?
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: w h a t
🌈attention seeker: I need to know if my ships are rarepairs!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: To find stories about them?
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Puffball, there's like 0 ACTUAL books with the ACTUAL TWOWers last time I checked
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: don't even think there's a tag for it on ao3, that's why i'm here-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: we've got like 17 on wattpad, most of which are potato's
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: all the others are either using other mfer's, discontinued, or those two fanart books i return to occasionally
🌈attention seeker: so every ship's a rarepair then? :(
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: It legit doesn't even matter who you ship
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Just probably not Alex though because he is technically right here
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: :)
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: i'd also stay away from ships like juhmatok and bombs, mike and qwerby, ppcs and riley bc those are js weird-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: the last two are basically family, and the other one's just clashes with canon
🌈attention seeker: so... what are the shipnames?
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: every ship has like 5-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: some have multiple, like i used to call abila midatok for example-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: there's also midnerd and nerdlight, but we all unaminously agreed that nerdlight was better
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: can't forget sprafty and jo9k, legendary ones
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: You really like ships with opposite colour pallettes
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: y e s
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: so let me get this straight.
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: you're all shipping b o o k s?
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: exactly :)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: uhh, yeah, jo9k and sprafty for life-
🌈attention seeker: umm... this may sound bad but...
🌈attention seeker: I uhh... I kinda prefer spicyhoward...
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ...
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: you are NOT welcome in my friend group, GET OUTTA MY HOUSE
🌈attention seeker: LOOK MATE EVEN CRAFTY FUCKING SHIPPED IT
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: YEAH WELL CARY SHIPPED JO9K YA BALL OF PINK CANDY FLOSS OR COTTON CANDY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CALL IT-
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: hold on
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: HOW DOES PB EVEN BLOODY TYPE? BELL AND YF TOO, FOR THAT MATTER
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: You better not be licking the screen to type
🌈attention seeker: me and Bell use a voice-to-text and YF used self-made limbs :)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: ok
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: ALRIGHT, BACK TO OUR FRIENDLY DISCUSSION
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: It's not really but okay-
🌈attention seeker: SHUT UP YOU ALEXLION0511 STANS
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: BITCH YOU'RE LITERALLY A CRAFTY7 FANGIRL SO STOP BEING A HYPOCRITE
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: can't you see this is TEARING US APART?!
🌈attention seeker: I'M LEAVING, AND I'M TAKING THE KIDS!
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: WHAT KIDS? WE AIN'T FUCKIN MARRIED CAUSE I AIN'T A HOMEWRECKER, I'M DATING MARKER (AND SO IS SUNNY), YOU'RE ARIANA AND GOLF BALL'S BITCH, AND IF WE WERE MARRIED I WOULD'VE DIVORCED YOU IN TWO SECONDS YOU GOLD DIGGING MATERIALISTIC SELF-CENTRED PICK-ME E-GIRL
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I love how if I look away for a minute this entire group chat goes to hell-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: eh dw we're js joking-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: in reality it's chill puffball, hell even i shipped it at one point-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: you'll js have to suffer in your own corner of content though, js a heads up
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: though if you want, i can make a disaster couple of them in a school au...
🌈attention seeker: :)
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: hey why did i just have a sudden memory of this, but foldy sent in an image that caused alex to go offline and then it was because of something that happened to fries?
🌈attention seeker: ...
🌈attention seeker: you... you know too?
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: No?
🌈attention seeker: oh...
(Puffball is offline)
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: was that image connected to the episode that shall not be named? - 📕📗
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: maybe? it showed cary looking down at 3 holes in the ground...
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ok yep, it does... - 📕📗
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Okay can I slap that version of me?
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: you mean kick bc you don't got no arms
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Yeah
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: sure lol
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: may i also slap that version of her?
🪚🟣 Dark Junior. 🟣🪚: you can slap the real thing
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: yea but she's cool-
(Sushi is online)
cliff diving! :): andddd i'm having a ship conflict again
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: hi- also is it nerdlight vs abila for the fifth time- /lh
cliff diving! :): ...
cliff diving! :): yes
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: IGHT WHICH ONE DO Y'ALL PREFER? I'M TEAM ABILA, BUT BOTH ARE GOOD-
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: same, but tbh i do ship nerdlight too, i js can't make anyone in stories poly for the life of me-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Nerdlight, but just because I see Juhmatok and Midnight as almost sister-like
THTS FOREVER!!!💜💙💜💗: tbh i do as well, but then i also sometimes see it as romantic- it's complicated-
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: puffy? you?
🌈attention seeker: SHE. HAS. TWO. HANDS.
📕📗 marker! :) 📕📗: ok got it then