Hales x Con Fanfiction

By Azhxra

12 2 24

con smells like caca More

Story 1 - Hales and Con have a friendly disagreement.

Story 2 - The beef with Hales and Mikaela

6 1 9
By Azhxra

HALES POV

I'm getting ready to go for a sleepover at Mika's (Mikaela) House. We are doing a matching my little pony pajamas sleepover the same one we do every year. It's always the same, I wear Pinkie Pie, Con wears Fluttershy and Mika wears Rarity. 

Every year we purchase cuter pajamas than the ones we use the previous year. We send each other pictures of ourselves in the pajamas and compliment each other before the sleepover starts but this year Mikaela didn't send her pic and said it was because she was running out of storage on her phone. I thought nothing of it.

*Incoming video call from Con* I answer the call.

"My mum just ran away from home forever and now I don't have a ride to Mika's are you able to pick me up on the way?" Con asks 

"No fuck off" I end the call 

*Incoming video call from Con* She calls me again

"You're so annoying." I answer

"Please pick me up I won't stop asking until you do" She replies

"Fine but only if we go to McDonald's on the way and YOU PAY for the food" I tell her

"Fine whatever, when will you pick me up?" Con asks

I hangup the call, she can wait.

"Maybe I should call Mika to see if she's ready for us to come over." I say as I pick up my phone and video call Mika

*Mika answers the call with her camera turned off* 

"Bitch why is your camera not on?" I ask

"My camera's broken fuckhead what do you want?" She replies

"Con's mum just abandoned her so I'm going to be picking her up, I got her to pay for McDonald's too but I'm calling to ask if you're ready for us to come over?" I ask

"Holy shit is Con okay? and yes I'm fine I guess..." She replies 

"Yh she'll get over it i guess but anyways cool we'll be there in 10 maybe 20 because of how long it takes to order food these days." I end the call

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MIKA'S POV

*Hales ends the call* 

"God I hate her, she's so fucking annoying I don't even know why I'm friends with her, I should make a plan to get her kicked out of our trio so it's just me and Con forever." I say 

That's when I had an idea.

"Wait.. I've already copied her pajama outfit for this year maybe I can just say she was fine with swapping characters with me this year and it would work out all perfectly because I know she will get mad when she sees me wearing the same thing as her." I say

"All I need to do is edit a fake screenshot of her saying she was fine with swapping characters and Con will have to believe me, I know Hales already sent her Pinkie Pie outfit to the group but Con is stupid she won't even catch on hehe." I grab out my phone and start editing a screenshot.

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CON'S POV

*New text from Hales* I open my phone to read this

Hales: I'm on my way fatass better be ready 

"She didn't even tell me when she was leaving I hate my friends sometimes." I grab my phone and text back Hales.

Hales: I'm on my way fatass better be ready

Me: Okay bitch 

"I better call Mika and ask what she wants from McDonald's" I grab my phone to call Mika

"Hii Conny!!!" Mika answers the phone quickly

"Hi Mika I'm getting McDonald's on the way, did you want anything?" I ask

"Yesss of course!!!!!! I want a caramel frappe with 12 chicken nuggets" She says being weirdly nice to me

"Okay I'll bring it over" I reply wondering why she's suddenly decided to be nice

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HALES'S POV

As I'm driving over to Con's house I realize something.

"Why would Mika's phone storage be full and her camera be already broken if she only just got a new phone a week ago?" I wonder

I pull up to Con's house beeping continuously because I don't want to wait for this bitch.

"SHUT UP IM LITERALLY COMING" Con says as she runs to my car

"You finally got your license" Con says

"Yea I did so buckle up" I reply

I pull up to McDonald's being beeped at by every car on the lane because of how bad my driving is, nearly hitting at least 3 other cars.

"Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?" A voice says

"Yeah can we get 12 Chicken Nuggets and a Caramel Frappe?" Con Asks

"Yes of course is that all for today?" The voice replies 

"What do you want to eat?" Con asks me 

"The usual... what" I reply

"Yeah can I also get a Crispy Chicken Caesar Salad with an iced chocolate?" Con asks

"Yes you can, is there anything else you'd like to order today?" The voice asks

"Yeah and for myself can I get a McChicken meal with 6 Chicken nuggets and a caramel frappe?" Con asks 

"Yep is that all?" The voice asks

"That's all" Con replies 

"Okay, easy! Your total is $719 drive forward when you're ready thank you" The voice replies

"$719 LOSER IM SO HAPPY IM NOT PAYING" I yell 

"BITCH WHY IS IT 700 DOLLARS I ONLY ORDERED 3 MEALS???" Con shouts as I drive through the drive through hitting the McDonald's sign.

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MIKA'S POV 

"Why are they taking so long" I say as I'm sitting on my bed waiting 

*Con and Hales knock at bedroom door* 

"Oh shit I haven't prepared for Hales's reaction, I guess I'll just have to hope she gets mad so I can play victim and finally get rid of her" I whisper

"Open the fucking door you hoe" Hales Shouts

"I payed $719 for McDonald's so you better open up" Con says

I go towards the door 

"You payed $719 for just McDonalds??" I shout as I open the door

They both went quiet 

I could see the look on Hales's face hoping my plan will work, Con looks confused.

"Mika why are you wearing the same outfit as me!?" Hales asks angrily 

I was a bit nervous that my plan wouldn't work

"Because you told me to swap? And why are YOU wearing the outfit I'M wearing you said you would wear Rarity this year." I ask

Con looks at the both of us with a confused expression 

"When did I say that Mikaela??" She yells

"Actually Hales I have the screenshot of you saying it right here" I grab out my phone and show them the edited screenshot 

"I don't remember saying that??" Hales starts to shout at me

"Chill though why are you so mad? even when you're the one who agreed to this like I'm not mad at you right now so why are you being a bitch" I say

"That screenshot is clearly edited." Hales says

I knew it would be easy to piss off Hales because she gets angry easier which would be perfect for my plan

"No it's not dumb ass" I say trying to cause a fight

"You can both be Pinkie Pie who cares" Con jumps in

"I care, I care more about the fact that Mikaela tried to edit a screenshot to say that I said it was fine, like what are you trying to do Mikaela?" Hales says

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HALES'S POV

I knew what she was trying to do, she was trying to take an advantage of my anger and cause a fight, I always had a feeling she didn't like me but I never thought she'd do something about it.

She gets up closer to me trying to start something and I knew what she wanted

That's when I punched her in the face

She makes it all dramatic as expected and falls to the floor 

She pretends to cry on the floor like a retard 

That's when I left the house and drove my car into a bush and died

THE END



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