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*heyy this might be NSFW so yeah don't read this in public i beg of you*
i open the door to see
andrew?!
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andrews pov:
i knocked on impa's dorm, right? remember the mission? he trusts me I was chosen for this
get close to impa, kill zelda, and maybe i can get something in on the way. i can have my way with impa i know she wants me bad i don't blame her, i'm not just a snack im a motherfucking meal (pointcrow reference. kill me now)
to my surprise zelda opens the door
"zelda, what a surprise-"
"how you, knocked on my door?"
i just now noticed the sign on her door "sorry, do you know where impa's room is?"
"yeah on the left"
"thanks"
i walk off to impa's room and knock we've been talking for a day but all the time, I can't deny that she is hot as fuck i'm sure he will understand teenagers have uh cravings my face gets a bit red and that. and the thought of it
she opens the door i straighten my posture and look at her lips which makes her blush when she notices, yeah she wants it.
"hey impa, mind if i come in"
"uh sure" she sits on her bed, i look around to see if there is another bed. good there isn't
"impa," i stretch out her name and sit on her bed, i look at her in a way, and put my hand on her jaw, i feel her face get hot and i lean forward to kiss her and she does back
THIS IS WHERE IT STARTS OK BUCKLE UP PEEPS OR SKIP TO WHERE IT ENDS
i hold her face as i get on my back and kiss her passionately, she's on top of me i take off my shirt not breaking the kiss
before the really bad things and you go off to the comments like "they've only known each other for 2 days", they've known each other longer he's lived in kakariko in disguise for a year and been flirting. LEMON🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
she breaks the kiss still on top and looks at me and looks down, fuck did i bring a condom? i don't want to knock her up i check my pockets, ok i have one she runs her hands down my chest and takes off her shirt *warning*
impa's pov
i should know what i'm doing, right? i'm 18 i've known him for a year, and i want this. i want him
he is ripped but looks skinny i get closer to him, and i feel something in his pocket, he's more prepared than me. he unzipped his pants and looked at me my face is more red and hot. i unzip my skirt and throw it on the ground he looks down and brings my face closer and moans then moves my hair to the side and unhooks my bra i look down and see, that thing sticking up"uh andrew, i'd thought i'd let you know, this is my first time" fuck did i make it awkward nope he is smirking
"that's fine, darling"
he reveals it (master sword for lack of speaking)this is it impa your first time buckle up this looks like a ride ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i try not to get nervous, doesn't everyone when it's their first time?
*LAST WARNING im so sorry you are reading this* SKIP TO THE ENDING OR SOMETHING
"are you a top or bottom" he asks when putting on a condom
"uh either"
"ok wanna do both" what we are doing it twice?
"sure" i gulp looking down
he gets on the bed and i make a sharp moan when i feel it. "get a feel for it before anything else"
i start to adjust to his size and he starts to go faster and i thrust my hips as his hands are on my ass and my hands are on his shoulders as he is staring at my tits and moves his hands up to them and licking his lips and moaning my name and then he pulls out and lays on my bed and sighs "round two?"
"can we wait? it's just that was my first"
"yeah take your time"
after 2 minutes i feel ready
"you on top?"
"yeah sure"
i'm not writing round two you can imagine it
as andrew dresses, i am only in the sheet he leaves with a wink "call me, impa when you want to do that again" he says before leaving
i turn over in my bed and think 'im, not a virgin anymore holy shit'
OK LEMON IS OVER BUT IT IS GOING TO MENTION IT SO YEAH I DIDNT WANT TOO MANY DETAILS SO BUILD-UP WAS KEY
i get up put on my clothes and open my phone to messages
impa: zelda can we talk?
zelda: yeah what about? (left on read by 'impa') 8:13
i enter zelda's dorm
"hey, impa what's up?"
"i just had sex with andrew," i say still shocked
"holy shit" she dropped her phone "isn't it too early for that"
"we've been flirting for a year now"
"ok so not too bad how was it?"
"it was surprisingly great"
"wanna tell me about it"
"yes, he was perfect, he knew what he was doing!"
i got a text from andrew
andrew: did you enjoy it?
impa: yeah you?
andrew: i enjoyed you (treat me like white tees don't get me dirty w rizz from the author, not andrew)
impa: haha [left on read by 'andrew'] 8:34 pm
"what did he text you?"
"he asked if i enjoyed it"
"what did you say?"
"i enjoyed it" i screamed into zelda's pillow
"do you think you want to do him again?"
"we had two rounds"
"oh, did you use protection?"
"yeah"
"do you still wanna talk about it?"
"no" my mind goes to him and his massive- "impa!"
"what? why did you throw a pillow at me?!"
"i know where your mind went"
"do you want to do it with link?"
zelda's face gets red "uh maybe"
"like when?"
"maybe winter? or summer?"
"ok it's a lot better than you think once it's over you want it more," i say still wanting andrew
"that's what i don't want, i don't want link to get uncomfortable with how much i want"
i hold her pillow "do you get thoughts about him?"
"i will not confess to that"
"you do! oh, my goddess! you do"
zelda gets angry at that and gets a pillow at me "ok princess you wanna start this?"
we start a pillow fight for an hour
~time skipped due to author's laziness~
HI BESTIES EVERY SEXUAL THING IS DONE
tHe NeXt WeEk
twilight's pov because i'm bored
i pack my bags for the next two weeks i get my electronics and some clothes, and i text sky that i'm staying with him in skyloft or more specifically knights academy. sky is picking me up in 10, my bags packed said goodbye and locked my dorm, and sighed as i see sky pull up knowing i can't see her for two weeks and i'm stuck with someone who has 50 alarms but doesn't wake up.
hi, i'm gonna start making summaries of the chapters:
ok so: we start with andrew's true intentions with impa and working for someone only calls 'him' impa and andrew have fUn TiMe iN ThE BeDRoOm and impa and zelda talk about it which leads zelda to consider 'doing' link and impa really wanted to date andrew a week passes by twi's suspension started and sky picks him up to hang out for two weeks so expect skyloft and groose in the next one.
authors note:
yeah hope you enjoyed this spicy chapter if you were wondering "wow linkis_hot, what do you listen to when writing this chapter?" i listen to: the weeknd (any song from afterhours and starboy), unholy (pretty obvious why), women by doja cat in conclusion just listen to really horny music well writing super horny things 👍
update on life:
my house burned down because my dog ate my goldfish and then the goldfish turned into the god of fire and burnt down my neighborhood then i got a new goldfish named ganondorf jackson texas-alabama
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