Ask The Countryhumans!

Organisations, who's your favourite country?

UN: Oh dear.... Um, everyone? *bangs gently on the coffee table next to him*
NATO: 'Sup, bro?
ASEAN: *puts down his soup and looks up*
EU: Hallo again-
BRICS: Sir..?
SCO: Mr. UN..?
NATO: *looks at BRICS and SCO* You two sound exactly the same...
SCO: Yeah, because we're civilised.
NATO: Commies-
BRICS: You do know that we're not just China..?
EU: SHUT IT-
UN: Who's your favourite member?
ASEAN: ...Why?
UN: The author thought it'd be funny-
NATO: So it's not even a proper question.
UN: It is!
ASEAN: Most of my members are a bit... insane...
EU: Actually, where are Malaysia, the Philippines and Indonesia? I thought they were in your office because they needed supervision after the toilet incident-?
ASEAN: I got tired of the chaos so I left them in the Commonwealth of Nations's office-
EU: Fair-
UN: Wow. Anyway, NATO?
NATO: AMERI- I mean, I dOnT hAvE a fAvOuriTe!
UN: ....Rightttttt- EU?
EU: I try not to play favourites... but probably Germany...
NATO: Awhh, daddy's little princess, are we?
EU: Shut up before I karate kick you in the nuts so hard that NASA reports to as a potential threat to the ISS.
NASA: Please don't, for my sanity-
NATO: Fine...
BRICS: Again, I prefer not to have a favourite... but China is my strongest member, and he's a good friend of mine.
SCO: I'm the same; it's hard to compete with China... Plus, he's very friendly and polite.
NATO: DADDY'S BOYYYY-
SCO: EU, please kick him in the nuts.
EU: Gladly.
NATO: NO-