I know I said I work start working on the German book, but my mom suddenly surprised me (literally) by showing me flight tickets to New Jersey
I tried working on it, but MY STUPID GOOGLE TRANSLATOR can't handle even one word at a time
On top of that, I LOST MY PHONE CHARGER FOR THE MAJORITY OF THIS DAMN TRIP
And to make it even worse, my Aunt is going through some mad shit rn with her knees (she's got water surrounding her joints and needs to get it drained in the hospital but she won't let them), her husband, her house, her dog, her LIFE, her ex, and her appetite (She's also fighting with my grandma and one time my grandma called my Aunt useless in front of her so she called my grandma a c(u)nt back) My grandpa is hallucinating (he thought he saw a deer in the closet, eggs in the bed, pieces of shit in the sink, etc.), he's got fluids in his feet so he like can't walk, and HE FELL DOWN THE GODDAMN STAIRS)
AND WE HAVE TO GO ON A 5 HOUR FLIGHT, IM TIRED AF BC I HAVENT SLEPT FOR LIKE 27 HOURS, AND ON TOP OF THAT, I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP ON A FLIGHT
FUCKING STORY OF MY LIFE
Well now that I've talked about the minor surface issues, how have you guys been doing? 🙃 I can tell it's probably not very good if you're
A.) On Wattpad
B.) Reading this
(Btw, I don't have fucking internet because my grandparents' Wi-Fi router recently broke up with the Wi-Fi my phone and now my phone is grieving over it so this entire chapter took like 2 hours to type because it kept taking me out of Wattpad, whenever I tried to type something, it would be delayed and I would type it 50 more times and then it would show up so I would have to erase it all, my grandma and grandpa are blasting the TV on full volume and my room is right next to theirs even though literally all 6 of us have mass amounts of ADHD and just overall neurodivergent-ness and I got 13 stuffed animals to pack in one almost full suitcase and a very tiny carry on suitcase🙃)
For those of you who actually WANT the German book, I PROMISE I will get back onto it once I have some free time and my phone gets over getting dumped by the Wi-Fi router
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