14 Idiots|hindi crackhead ff|...

By minsirat

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hi guys here with my first but not first story mai pehle@savagelikearmy wale account mai story likha kerti th... More

intro
rehne ka thikana
first day
horror story
market
market part 2
bahar a gyi
stranger Things
date goes wrong or right
bhoomika rahasya
amusement park
havan
b@k©#°di
title nahi pata muje
jimtober
bewdes
dandiya night
🎂🎊partttyyyy time 🕺💃
invitation
quality time
haldi
haldi part 2
action🎬
action 2.o
shaadi break
vacation plan
restaurants
title nahi pata
bhasad
diwali celebration
diwali celebration part2
long drive
one type of date
jiya pat gyi 💥💜
is zoya in love?
new character
jo dimag mai likh diya maine
merry Christmas
flashback.
hyung line part 1
hyung line part 2
nikhil driving class
vaani is in love
title samajh nahi a raha
iska bhi nahi pata title
jogi is back for his mahi.
last chapter 😭😭😭

khud hi padlo

65 7 28
By minsirat

(Disclaimer-first of all happy 2024,

To girls isme kuch aisi chize hai jo hamari life se badi bhayankar tarike se judi hai to inhe dil pe mat lena just take it as fictional kyuki jo mere bheje mai ata hai mai likh deti hu)

Next day

Varun lobby pe mobile chala raha tha tabhi sabir waha a jata hai

Sabir-hey varun tumhare liye letter aya hai.

Varun-mere liye?

Sabir-haan.

Letter deke sabir waha se chala jata hai

Varun-i hope mera naya saal ka satyanaash na ho.

Varun letter ke cover ko phaad ker phekta hai

Varun-hmpf ab is letter per khush hu ya dukhi.

Itna kehke wo letter ke sath apne room mai chala jata

But waha per vaani khade hoke sab dekh rahi thi

Vaani-aisi konsi problem ho sakti hai?
Pata lagana ho ga

Time skip

At terrace

Hamare chaar txt kisi toli kisi choti si tanki per red colour daal dete hai jo sidha ap ko baad mai pata chalega ki kiske washroom mai jata hai

(Haye allah aage ki kahani likhne mai sharam a rahi hai but mere readers besharm hai)

After some times

At jay's room

MMMUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY

jay itni kaske chillaya ki sahil waha per padhaar liya

Sahil-jay kaha ho?

Jay-WASHROOM MAI.

Sahil washroom ke ander ghusne wala tha but

Sahil-clear throut*uhm Jay ek sawal puchu?

Jay-ab ap rukoge to nahi puch hi lo.

Sahil-tune pant pehni?

Jay-oh sorry bhul gya.

Sahil-to gadhe pehen na abhi jahannam ke nazare dikh jate.

Jay-pehenli ab a jao.

Sahil washroom mai ghusta hai

Sahil-ab bol kya hua

Jay toilet ki taraf ishara kerta hai

Sahil-hey mai tera ashirwaad nahi dekhunga.

Jay-are ashirwaad nahi hai

Sahil-to muje tera prasad bhi nahi dekhna hai.

Jay-prasad bhi nahi hai.

Sahil-hain? To muje tera solid liquid gas bhi nahi dekhna.

Jay-are wo bhi nahi hai.

Sahil-to tune apne muh se phool jhade hai?

Jay-are nahi yeh kuch aur hai.

Fir sahil apna sara dimaag lagane lagta hai

Sahil-matlab yeh wo sab nahi hai jo mai soch raha hu to kya hai? kahi? 😳

Jay-are science lagana band karo meri to bohot buri wali phat rahi hai ap please dekho na

Sahil ke paas aur koi option nahi tha to use dil pe pathar rakh ker toilet seat dekhna pada.

Sahil-aiyen?

Jay-batao na kya hai kahi meri maut to  nahi

Sahil-pagal hai kya tu faltu mai tension na le

Jay-kahi muje wo to nahi

Sahil-kya

Jay-are wo jo ladkiyon ko ho jata hai

Sahil-kya? Period. Bleeding menstruation, girls problem?

Jay-bhai Sare same chiz hi hote hai

Sahil-😁😁bhai tuje mood swings hote hai aur mood swings ke waqt tuje chocolate khane ka man kerta hai iska matlab yeh nahi ki tera gender badal raha hai.

Jay-are ap kuch ker nahi sakte to kisi ko bula hi lo.

Sahil-thik hai..

Jay-are kisi ladke ko mat bulana

Sahil-kyu

Jay-yeh bada sensitive case hai ise sirf ladki samajh sakti hai

Sahil-to kise bulau? Zoya?

Jay-nahi use muje pareshaan kerne ka naya bahana mil jayega.

Sahil-richa?

Jay-nahi waha per nikhil bro bhi honge.

Sahil-sneha?

Jay-nahi wo solution baad mai lecture pehle suna dengi.

Sahil-ab ek hi rasta bachta hai.

Jay-kya?

Sahil-jo bhi ladki mere contact list mai hogi mai use hi bulaunga.

Jay-murmured*wapis lazy mode on ho gya😑

Sahil-kuch kaha🤨

Jay-mai keh raha tha ki out of  country se mat bula dena.

Sahil-haan haan maalum hai gadha nahi hu tumhari tarah

On call

Sahil-hello*bak bak* oh tumne phone utha liya? *bak bak*nahi tumhe hafte mai 20 baar call karo to ek baar uthta hai*bak bak*ab jo bhi reason ho Chalo phone utha to liya*bak bak*

Phoone mai baat kerte kerte Jay ki tarf dekhta hai jo ishare mai keh raha tha*topic pe ao*

Sahil-acha ek kaam tha*bak bak* are nahi, wo tum kya jay ke room mai urgently a sakti ho*bak bak*ab wo to mai phone mai nahi bata sakta*bak bak* ok bye.

Jay-kon a raha hai?

Sahil-teri bhabhi.

Jay-konsi wali?

?? -sahil??

Sahil-khud hi dekhle. AYA

sahil aur jay washroom se bahar ate hai aur unke samne sirat khadi hui thi

Sirat-gasp*sahil itne neech ho sakte ho socha nahi tha pehle harsh bhaiya aur ab yeh jay, matlab g@y panti ki had hoti hai.

Sahil-hain?

Jay-whispered*hain? kya hai? Jab dekho sirat bhabhi ko aise nazare dikha dete ho jisse lage ap g@y ho aise ladke ke sath bathroom se bahar kon nikalta hai.

Sahil-uhm whatever ab tum huesha galat time per entry marogi to ab isme meri kya galti

Sirat-tumhe bhi har jagah kisi ladke ke sath hi aisi harkate kerni hai

Sahil-acha ab idher ao washroom mai kuch kaam hai.

Sirat-aye muje tumhare irade thik nahi lag rahe

Sahil-aye chote washroom mai ghus ise mai lata hu.

Sirat-nahi!!

Sirat bhagti hai darwaze ke paas but sahil jump marke sirat ke samne ajata
Fir wo balcony side ki taraf bhagti hai
But sabil uska hath pakad ker bed per patak deta hai

Au-oye tum to romantic ho rahe ho
Sahil-aye Tu chup re.

Bed per patak ne ke baad sahil sirat ko uthata hai but hamari sirat ka dirty mind ke wajah se wo washroom nahi jana chahti hai to wo machli ki tarah phudak rahi thi but jaise taise sahil use washroom ke ander le chalta hai.

Sirat-kya hai? Maine kaha na... Uhh kya kaam hai.

Sahil-toilet seat ki taraf dekho..

Sirat-aye chee 🥴astagfirullah muje nahi dekhna tumhara tabarookh.

Jay-apko urdu ati hai?

Sirat-ager pata chal gaya na ki muje kya kya ata hai har roz tumhare hosh ud jayenge.

Sahil-sirat please out of topic mat jao

Sirat-muje tumhare badbudaar topic mai koi interest nahi hai

Sirat jane wali hoti hai but sahil uska hath pakad leta hai

Sahil-chup chaap idher raho verna uch nich ho jayegi.

Sirat-hataying sahil ka hath*jazbaati mat bano... Aha photo bhejo.

Jay-photo?

Sirat-haan muje aise dekhne mai sharam a rahi hai.

Sahil toilet seat ki photo bhejta hai as he don't have option

Sirat bade disgusted face se photo kholti hai.

Sirat-hain? Tum logo ke sath koi ladki ayi hai kya?

Jay/sahil-nahi to.

Sirat apni jasusi wali ankho se toilet seat dekhti hai

Aur sirat samajh jati hai ki case kya

Jay-yeh wo to nahi

Sirat be like-💡💡

Sirat-washroom kon gya tha

Jay-🙋‍♂️

Sirat-tch tch tch bechara, duniya ka pehle launda hoga jiske periods hote hai..

Jay-hain?

Sirat-haan.. Ab pata hai kya hoga haye pait mai sakht dard aisa dard jo un Bearable ho.. Aur injection.

Jay-injection😥

Sirat-40 injection for weaks haye uper wale rehem farmana jay  ki kismat per

Sirat wah se chali jati nay ko dump founded chodker aur sahil ko sirat ki baat hazam nahi hui to woo usse confirmation lene chala gya

Sahil-hey sirat.

Sirat piche mudti hai aur dekhti hai ki sahil uske paas dodte hue a raha hai.

Sahil-waise jo bhi tumne jay se kaha wo sach hai kya.

Sirat-nahi mai to uske maze le rahi thi.

Sahil-matlab wo jo bhi hai wo period blood nahi hai.

Sirat-are period blood aisa hota hi nahi hai wo to saaf saaf color lag raha tha.

Sahil-tum itni sure kaise wo period blood nahi hai?

Sirat-jake apni maa aur bhabhi se puch lo

Sahil-hey tumhe kaise pata chala ki mere bhai ki shaadi ho gyi hai.

Sirat-abey chup question mark.

Sirat aaha se chali jati hai

Sahil-are ise kya ho gya.

Sahil apna phone check kerta hai

Sahil-oh maine apne bhai ki shaadi ka post dala tha..

After some times

Sirat lobby mai ghum rahi thi tabhi use txt ke chaar shaitan dikhe

Sirat unke paas jati hai

Sirat-hey chokros

Txt-hi didi.

Sirat-ek sawal puchu?

Txt-ji

Sirat-wo jay bhaiya ke washroom mai colour tumne dala tha na *bade pyaar se*

Txt-haan

Sirat-chalo tumhare liye surprise hai.

Txt-kya

Sirat side ho jati hai aur ab txt ke saamne hai sabir jo unhe aag bhari ankho se dekh raha hai

Aur ab inke sath kya ho gaye yeh to uper wala bhi nahi janta

Sahil sirat ke paas jata hai

Sahil-kya bey faltu ka maar khil wa diya becharo ko wo to sirf prank ker rahe the

Sirat-huzoor huzoor mai hu adat se majbur

Fir sirat waha se chali jati hai

Sahil-giggled* sirat kitni baar dil jeetogi, tumme sirf ek hi galat baat hai, kambakht patti nahi.

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So here it is for today guys I know bohot hi deep chapter tha but jo mere dimaag mai aya wo maine likh diya i hope u like it and girls please is chapter mai jo bhi hai usse dil per na le yeh sirf manoranjan ke liye hai






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