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Taehyung walks into his apartment after an exhausting day at work.
First of all, as soon as he started working, his co worker decided to resign, that left him with a bunch of paper work he had to finish all by himself. And when he went to get all his hard work printed, the office printer went haywire and exploded the area with papers. He still remembers that look that the janitor gave him. He makes a mental note to get him back afterwards.
When Taehyung thought his day couldn't get any worse than the embarrassment he faced, but it did. He went to a restaurant to pick up food for dinner, but as he was walking back to his car, a thief snagged the food package out of his hands and ran away.
Now when he was about to unlock his room door, he accidentally fumbled with his house keys and dropped them on the floor. Talk about being unlucky.
Taehyung groaned in annoyance and was about to pick up the keys when a bratty looking kid screaming and running kicked his keys away.
"Ji eun! Don't run!" A voice echos down the hall way.
Taehyung completely forgets about his keys when he sees the face of this man. An absolute god of handsomeness, is what Taehyung describes him as.
Jeon Jeongguk, Kim Taehyung's hot neighbour. Which He happens to have a huge crush on.
"Sorry Taehyung hyung. My niece came over to visit today so I've been babysitting her." Jeongguk says while nervously scratching his neck and fixing his newly dyed blonde hair.
According to Taehyung, Jeongguk's blonde hair and undercut makes him hotter than ever. But not saying that he doesn't in his natural black hair either.
"It's okay, she's a kid." Taehyung says with a smile.
"Here I'll go get them for you." Jeongguk runs over to Taehyung's key, picks them up and makes his way back to Taehyung.
He unravels his palm to give the older his keys.
Taehyung takes his keys and first makes sure that he didn't lose his bulky shoe keychain that his friend gifted him for Christmas a week ago.
"Cute." Jeongguk blurts out.
"Huh?!" Taehyung feels heat rising to his cheeks and butterflies swirling in his stomach.
"Uh! T-the Kleenex- wait, no! I mean keychain." Jeongguk says all the random shit that was piled up in his head.
'What the hell Jeon. You really made a fool of yourself .' Jeongguk curses at himself.
"Anyways, thanks Jeongguk. Bye!" Saying that Taehyung opens his door.
As he takes a step into his house, the smell of meat pastries suffocated his nose.
Taehyung walks into the living room to see his friends Jimin and Hoseok cuddling on the couch while watching reels or Jimin's phone, Yoongi on the floor with a bunch of Taehyung's spare blankets, and Namjoon and Jin in the kitchen.
Sometime he regrets giving his spare apartment keys to Jimin.
In the kitchen Taehyung sees Jin pull out a tray of pastries out of the oven and hand them to Namjoon.
"Aww, hyung, did you cook these for me?" Taehyung says as he goes over to Jin giving him a hug.
"Yeah, because you can't cook for yourself!" Jin says.
"Now wash the dishes! And then join us in the living room to play truth or dare."
"Wait, me? Dishes?!" Taehyung asks in shock.
"Yes you."
...
After a painful session of Taehyung washing the dishes, he came to the living room to see all his friends sitting in a circle along with Jeongguk.
'Wait... JEONGGUK?!'
"Heyyy Taehyung, done washing?" Hoseok asks.
"I saw Jeongguk outside, so I asked him to join our little game. Especially for you." Jimin says while giving Taehyung a teasing smirk.
'Fuck you Jimin!' Taehyung curses.
Taehyung joins the circle sitting between Jeongguk and Namjoon. Suddenly Jin gets up and runs into the kitchen. He soon comes back with one of the wine bottles that were in Taehyung's recycle bin. He places it in the middle of the circle and spins.
It landed on Hoseok. "Dare." The male replies bravely.
Jin smirked. That's never a good sign. "Go sit on Yoongi's lap." He said.
"W-what?! You guys are crazy!" Hoseok said while backing up.
"You're the one who said dare, so do it." Jimin holds onto Hoseok's feet and drags him in front of Yoongi.
Hoseok tries to fight out of Jimin's hold, while the smaller male is trying to push him onto Yoongi.
Yoongi sighs at the two before pulling Hoseok onto his lap. Hoseok blushes. Everyone giggles at them before Jimin extends his hand to spin the bottle.
Everyone waits patiently to see who it lands on.
"Jeongguk! Truth or dare!"
"Truth." Jeongguk says.
"What a loser." Jimin says sarcastically.
"Hey! Be nice! Don't scare him away." Taehyung scolds Jimin.
"Ohhhh, I know why you don't want me to scare him away. It's because you want him to stay right Taehyungie?" Jimin flutters his eyelashes oh so innocently.
"Shut up!"
"Anyways Jeongguk, when was your last relationship, and why did it end?" Jimin asks.
"Well, my last relationship lasted for 3 months when I was in high school. I decided to end things because she... used me..." Jeongguk says.
Taehyung looks at the latter whose face had mixed emotions. "Okay, that's enough information, I'll spin." Taehyung doesn't let Jeongguk say anything else because it clearly bothers him.
"Namjoon! Truth or dare pal!"
"Dare." Namjoon says, not even bothered by the look on Jimin's face. And Jimin's face is never a good sign either.
Jimin jumps from his place and runs into the kitchen. He comes back with a banana and threw it at Namjoon. "Suck it."
"Wait! Wait!" Jin pulls out his banana costume (from house of army) out of nowhere and puts it on.
"What are you doing?" Namjoon questions the eldest.
"I'm cosplaying as the banana, so whatever you do to it with your little mouth there, I'll make the reactions." Jin winks.
Everyone except Jimin scrunch their noses in disgust.
"Now suck on that!" Jin commands, pushing the banana towards Namjoon's face.
"Okay, okay, I'm sucking." Namjoon peels the banana and shoves it in his mouth.
Jin whines.
After a while of Namjoon sucking Jin's banana. Ahem, ahem... I mean THE banana...
"Omg~ Namjoon... uh ahhh so good."
"Ahhhhhhh!!!! Stop!" Hoseok screams.
"Wow hobi, never knew that you were into this banana cosplay thing too." Yoongi says.
"I'm not! I'm just telling him to stop."
"Guys, don't take this to offence but, that was awfully fucking disgusting!" Jeongguk exclaims.
"Welcome to the club." Taehyung nudges him. "And hyung! Take that banana out of your mouth."
Namjoon throws the banana away and spits out what ever that was left in his mouth. " hey hyung! You should've swallowed instead of spitting." Jimin says from the living room.
When everyone was back in the living room everyone took a look at Namjoon before breaking out in uncontainable laughter.
"Im going to the washroom, you guys continue without me." Jeongguk says making his way to the washroom.
Jin spins the bottle.
It landed on Taehyung.
This time all of them exclude Taehyung and huddle. They turn around and smirk.
"Go steel Jeongguk's underwear." Hoseok says.
"W-what?! Steel? Underwear? J-Jeongguk? The person I had a crush of for a whole ass year?!" After ranting, Taehyung takes a deep breath.
'I don't wanna be a loser in front of them! But if I chicken out... screw it!'
"I'll do it." Taehyung stood up and walked to the bathroom. He inhaled a sharp breath before turning the door knob and running in.
"You think we should've told him that the underwear we told him to steel wasn't the ones Jeongguk is wearing?" Jimin whispers to Yoongi.
"Well, he didn't wait for instructions so that's kinda on him." Yoongi says.
"Guys! Don't tell him now! I wanna see what happens." Hoseok says, excitedly moving on Yoongi's lap.
"Hoseok, you better stop moving and jumping around if you don't wanna face a certain thing." Yoongi warns to the male on his lap.
Back to Taehyung's situation. As soon as he opened the door Jeongguk chucked a soap bar at him as he was in the middle of tying up his sweatpants strings.
The soap hit Taehyung straight on the head causing him to be knocked out on the floor.
"Taehyung?! H-hey, I'm so sorry, are you okay?!" Jeongguk says shaking Taehyung's pasted out body.
"Does it look like he's answering you Gguk?" Jin says while having his arms crossed against his chest.
"What am I supposed to do then?!"
"Carry him to the couch you dumbass!!!"
Jeongguk picks up Taehyung like a princess and lays him on the couch.
"Taehyung? Tae? Hyung? Hyungie?" Jeongguk tries to wake up Taehyung.
"He's not gonna wake up like that. You gotta kiss him, like sleeping beauty you know?" Jimin suggests with a smug grin.
"You sure he's gonna wake up?" Jeongguk asks him.
"Just do it!" Jin says pushing Jeongguk forward.
Jeongguk leans forward to kiss Taehyung. He slowly places his lips on Taehyung's.
'So soft!' Jeongguk thinks.
Just then Jimin and Hoseok splashed a bit of water on Taehyung's face.
Taehyung woke up with a gasp, but his eyes expanded to the size of satellites when he realized that Jeongguk was kissing him. His long time crush was kissing him!!!
Jeongguk pulled away and was honestly surprised when he saw Taehyung awake.
"It worked!" Jeongguk exclaimed.
Hoseok fist bumps Jimin behind them.
"Wait! I'll go get something for you to drink!" Saying that Jeongguk ran into the kitchen.
"It's big." Said Taehyung out of nowhere.
"What's big Taehyung?" Jin asks.
"It is big hyung..." by now everyone understood what Taehyung meant.
"SHUT UP!" They screamed.
"Wait- what did I miss?" Jeongguk asks, coming out of kitchen with peach juice for Taehyung.
"Nothing just Taehyung talk- imfg agnft hw bigf u rrr!" Jimin was cut off mid sentence by Namjoon pulling him away after shutting his mouth.
"Nothing. Nothing at all..." They all say.
A/N: Hey guys! I can't believe I'm updating again. I've been a bit too much of a lazy potato since we got our holiday break. This will probably be the last until... whenever I update again I guess cuz my break is almost over. Btw, Happy New Year!!!
Anyways, I hope you enjoyed! 💜
Jimin's Lost Jams:
Jimin: well, looks like Taehyung had a fun time...
Yoongi: if you call being a total imbecile fun then go ahead.
Jimin: hey! You can't talk! You let hobi sit on your lap!
Yoongi: we're you jealous?
Jimin: yes... 🥺
Yoongi: anyways the next pre-cap please;
"You're a man?!"
"Yes, I'm a man and you're my husband."
Jimin: well, until the next episode. Whenever this author idiot decides to update 🙄 byeeeeeee!
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