A/N: I DEFINITELY got this first try...and if you don't ship this you're not a real fan. Also Sirius isn't dead. Don't care what you say he's not dead.
Me: OMG MY OTP YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS *snaps and Sirius and Remus appear*
Sirius: oooooo what party is this?!
Remus: pads no this isn't a party
Sirius: how do you know that
Remus: cuz I've already been here
Sirius: you went to a party without me? *runs away crying cartoon waterfall tears* you don't love me!!!
Remus: padfoot no- ugh
Harry: I'll go get him... *awkwardly shuffles after sirius*
Me: ok it's time to get sirius here, the ship (which is the best one) is...WOLFSTAR
Draco: isn't that the murder Sirius Black
Me: yes
Remus: no!
Harry: *while dragging a sobbing Sirius back* no!
Draco: which is it!
Me: both so don't shit your pants
Draco: I never have shit my pants and never will
Blaise: yea you have remember...
Draco: *slaps a hand over Blaise's mouth effectively cutting off his oxygen supply* we don't speak of that
Blaise: *slowly turning blue*
Hermione: he's turning blue...
Me: he's fine just a bit chilly *snaps and Blaise is wrapped in 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 layers of clothes*
Pansy: is he ok?
Me: he's fine! Just a bit of hay fever
Harry: I got Sirius
Sirius: hey motherfuckers
Remus: I told you not to say that every time someone else is here
Sirius: yeah well you don't love me so I don't have to listen to you
Me: for as much as I love Sirius, siriusly shut up we have to vote on the ship
Sirius: a boat? I love boat rides!
Me: omg no it's a ship as in relationSHIP
Sirius: oh so no boat?
Me: there is a boat *snaps and a row boat appears*
Sirius: *gets in boat* YAYAYAYAYAYA
Me: ok who ships it? I do.
Everyone besides Remus and Sirius: SHIP
Remus: what's the ship again
Me: it's Wolfstar, ergo you and Sirius
(It's Latin Derek!)
Sirius: yes?
Remus: oh well ship
Sirius: I ship too
Remus: Siri you don't even know what the ship is
Sirius: if everyone ships it it has to be good right?
Me: it is good, very good and THE SHIP IS SAILING and y'all gotta kiss
Remus: what?
Me: you have to kiss Sirius.
Sirius: awwwww moony has to kiss me come here! *does kissy face and runs up to Remus and plants a big wet kiss on his cheek*
Me: awwwwwww *snaps a picture* look at how cute they are.
Remus: that is not a kiss that is licking my face
Me: so sweet right?
Pansy: anymore?
Me: thought you'd never ask!
Remus: is Sirius smoking???
Sirius: *back in the row boat* huh
Harry: why is Sirius neck red?
Me: Remus had a little fu-
Remus: *hits the back of my head* no
Me: abuse
Sirius: I like her moony can we adopt her??? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: YES pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Harry join
Harry: yay pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ron: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hermione: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ginny: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Luna: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dean: pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Remus: ok ok fine just shut up!
Me: YAYAYAYAYA I GOT GAY PARENTS OMG MY DREAM
Me: I mean just look at this who wouldn't want these people as there parents
Me: like come one you'd have to be crazy
Sirius: WE HAVE A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remus: DONT KILL HER
Me: I WONT
Me: this ship is sailing and also I have parents now-
*my actual parents appear*
My mom: Sam!
Me: oh hello mom
My dad: we are your parents
Me: not anymore!
My mom: uh we never had any say in this so get home now
Me: nooooooooooooo I'm not leaving my gay parents
Sirius: you are not taking my child
*my brother appears*
My pet rat I mean brother: just leave her
Me: for once I agree with you. Ta ta old mother and father I shall be going with my new gay parents now.
*links arms with Sirius and Remus and skip out of the RoR*
My pet rat: finally she's gone
Me: *runs back in* fuck you *snaps and my old family disappears*
Sirius: can we stay pleaseeeee
Remus: we are not staying
Me: yes you are