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blaise - fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
enzo - buckbeak
mattheo - te-HOE
draco - poundland barbie
aldair's bitch
GUYS
YOU'RE ALL SUCH WASTEMEN
WAKE UP
te-HOE
ffs
what do you want now?
it's literally four in the morning, you cunt
buckbeak
shut up
my phone's pinging
and i'm in some girl's bed
i'm trying to leave discreetly
you're gonna wake her up and i'm gonna have to face
the consequences of my actions
i'm rich, i've never had to do that
and i don't intend on starting now
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
YOU FUCKING RATS
GO TO SLEEP
mf thinks he's nocturnal
aldair's bitch
UGH
SHUT UP GUYS
I'M LITERALLY SO BOOK BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
te-HOE
should i eat you?
go to SLEEP
aldair's bitch
i'm going to tell everyone that you're secretly a grandma
how are you portrayed as scary?
you're asleep by 11
te-HOE
you just wouldn't get it
being around you makes me want to fall into eternal sleep
also sleeping reduces your spots
so fuck you
buckbeak
AND YOU MAN CALL ME ZESTY
THATS CRAZY
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
TOXIC MASCULINITY 🗣️📢
looking after your skin is basic hygiene
you dirty boy
probably don't wash your bum either
kmt.
aldair's bitch
OKAY WAIT
BE DISAPPOINTED AFTER
GUYS
SO BASICALLY
I WAS OUT ON THE TOWER
SMOKING BECAUSE
acc idrk i js felt like it
te-HOE
okayy...
and this concerns us how?
ykw
i hope you find out you're asthmatic
aldair's bitch
WAIT SHUSH
AND TESS CAME UP
LOOKING ALL SWEET
OH MY DYAS
SHE'S LIKE THE EPTIOME OF BEAUTY
buckbeak
alr shakespeare
continue your story
i kinda wanna know what's got you this excited
aldair's bitch
OKAY SO SHE CAME UP LOOKIN ALL PRETTY AND SHIT
AND SHE DIDNT SEE ME SO SHE WAS WHEEZING
LIKE OUT OF BREATH FROM THE STAIRS
AND SHE SCREAMED WHEN SHE SAW ME
MY OWN LITTLE FANGIRL 😍😍
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
i think the roles should be reversed
but okay
aldair's bitch
CAN YOU GUYS TYPE IN UPPER WITH ME
DEAD TINGS
AND THEN SHE WALKED TO ME AND WE STARTED TALKING
LIKE??
SHE WANTS ME SO BAD
AND THEN SHE KINDA CLOCKED THST I WAS THERE TO BE BY MYSELF
te-HOE
emo bitch
aldair's bitch
SO SHE STARTED TO LEAVE AND I SAID NO STAY WITH ME
AND SHE STAYED AND GAVE ME A NICKNAME
SHE'S SO IN LOVE W ME
BUT WHO CAN BLAME HER
te-HOE
mhm
she's the one obsessed
aldair's bitch
AND THEN
GET THIS
WE KISSED
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
HUH
YOU MEAN LIPS TOUCHING EACHOTHER??
te-HOE
YOU BEIN FR?
MY BOY'S GOT GAME
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?
DRACO MALFOY STOP LURKING IN THE NOTIFICATIONS
poundland barbie
i'm surprised.
after all this time, she finally gave in
you finally got the girl
just don't fuck it up
buckbeak
THEODORE SILAS NOTT
YOU GOT THE GIRL
YOU FELL FOR HER WHEN WE WERE ELEVEN
SEVEN YEARS LATER, YOU GOT HER
THAT'S A GOOD LAD
aldair's bitch
so...
about that...
i mean
lips touching each other is kissing, right?
fine asf 🙇🏽♂️
BOY
te-HOE
EXPLAIN
poundland barbie
i don't know why i expected more from you.
buckbeak
OH FFS
aldair's bitch
I BASICALLY BLEW SMOKE INTO HER MOUTH
BUT OUR LIPS COLLIDED
TOUCHED
EMBRACED
guys
where'd you all goooo
you're all a bunch of pricks
read 06:18
mistakes were made.
tess - blossom 🌷
niamh - cleo 🫧
vivi - madoc's love child 🧌
blossom 🌷
GUYSGUYSGUYSGUYS
ANSWER YOU RATS
PLEASE
madoc's love child 🧌
WAG
bro i wanna be a wag so bad
but anyways
WHAT
I'M TRYNA TAKE A SHIT
cleo 🫧
i have been summoned
madoc's love child 🧌
you sound like a demon 👹👹
cleo 🫧
ew
wtf is that?
blossom 🌷
nia!
you know viv's insecure about her appearance
cleo 🫧
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
that was funny icl
anyways
what were you gonna say?
blossom 🌷
um um um
OH YEAH
ME AND THEO KINDA
LIKE HALF KISSED
madoc's love child 🧌
you wot mate?
hehe
BUT FR
WHAT DO YOU JMEAM GIRL
cleo 🫧
i saw it coming 👀👀
blossom 🌷
so when you lot were sleeping
madoc's love child 🧌
wait
pans wants to know asw
should i make a new gc?
cleo 🫧
yeah, tori and daph too
blossom 🌷
oh shit
yeah
go ahead
saves me from having to say it again 🫡
lewis hamilton's hot 🤰🏻🤰🏻
tess - reese 🥜
niamh - barbie
vivi - della duck
daphne - daffy duck
pansy - raquelle
astoria - tori! 🌟
tori! 🌟
HIHIHIHIHI!
reese 🥜
astoria
the love i have for you 🥹🥹
raquelle
GIRL
SPILL RN
barbie
when did this all even happen?
reese 🥜
okay okay!!
i woke up during our sleepover and snucka round the castle
and went to the astronomy tower and
he looked at me and smiled and i went to leave
but he pulled me back and told me to stay
and we talked and shit
and then he blew smoke into my mouth
so we kinda
...kissed??
della duck
WHAT
raquelle
THE
tori! 🌟
FUCK
daffy duck
?!?!?!
reese 🥜
what do i do nowww
i don't want his affection
yuck yuck
tori! 🌟
girl 🧍🏻♀️
who you kidding
he is a fit lad
barbie
also
when did he become theo
hm?
though he was just 'nott'
reese 🥜
the night he fell asleep on me
when he was drunk
della duck
THERESE SEREIA ALDAIR
WHY WAS I NOT TOLD ABOUT THSI
barbie
SHOULD I SLAP YOU UP
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING
YOU FAT SHIT BRUV 🖕🏼🖕🏼
reese 🥜
...
we also kinda watched the sunset together
after he came to hogsmeade at three in the morning
bc i was there and he thought it wasn't safe
and he gave me his jumper
i still have it
whoops
raquelle
WHAT
TESSA!!!
barbie
i'm disowning you
dishonour on you
dishonour on your cow
you ungrateful swine 😾😾
daffy duck
you should post yourself lookin all cute
and see what he responds with
pretty pleaseee
reese 🥜
um um
🫣🫣
raquelle
WAIT NO
POST A PICTURE OF ONE OF US
PRETENDING TO BE A GUY
PRETTY PLEASE
HE KEEPS PESTERING ME ABOUT YOU
IT'LL BE SO FUNNN
della duck
YES YES 😋😋
reese 🥜
are you guys sure??
barbie
YES YES YES
do it or i'll eat you.
reese 🥜
okayyy
guys come round!!!
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tnott
who's that?
t.aldair
hm?
what'd you mean, theo?
tnott
don't play dumb, baby.
we both know you're anything but.
who.
is.
that.
t.aldair
oh!
he's just a friend!
tnott
he?
cara, i had my lips on you less than 24 hours ago
you're killing me
don't do that to me.
t.aldair
how are you so casual about that?
tnott
you're sweet when you blush
t.aldair
wha—
i'm not blushing!!
tnott
oh yeah?
look out your window
t.aldair
what the fuck—
you idiot.
tnott
i made you look
anyway
you seem awfully close to that boy
would prefer if you were close to me like that
t.aldair
he's not that close 😕😕
tnott
hm
what does he have that i don't?
i'm rich
i'm hot
and i would drop to my knees
to spend hours worshipping you
t.aldair
🧍🏻♀️🧍🏻♀️
tnott
that's my girl.
t.aldair
aye man
stop chatting to her
we're tryna watch a movie
and you're movin to her
tnott
my sweet girl
i've spent seven years endlessly devoted to you
you don't think i'd recognise my wife?
t.aldair
your wife??
🫣🫣
tnott
my wife.
𝐥𝐚𝐚𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
hey pookies
i love you
bye 🫶🏼🫶🏼