ethical arsonists
subin
i miss my mans
like i miss him so much
im gonna piss myself
yasuko
nooo dont kys ur so sexy aha
oh wait it says piss..
go ahead babygirl 😩
meihui
you disgust me.
(go ahead subin)
heejin
shame on you.
(litr go use the bathroom
subin)
seohyun
no dont im in
the bathroom rn
go use daesung's
bathroom or sumn
subin
dude he'll murder me
seohyun
then I'll murder him
savannah
siblinghood ❤️
meihui
you guys all have the
finest older brothers
seorin
*pukes*
yasuko
okayyy but yasuhiro
is a total loser
bro couldn't even go to
the attic alone to get
ornaments bcs he was
scared
seohyun
litr my brother
savannah
i wish i had siblings 😞
seorin
you have us 😘
savannah
❤️
oh also
uh
where's hyemin been?
heejin
last time i talked to
her she was going outside
with the guy she's been
crushing on
savannah
ohhhhhh
have fun, hye
yasuko
stay warm
meihui
she's probably smooching
her future man rn don't
disturb her
subin
I MISS MY MAN 😭💔
yasuko
i get you
i m word hyuck too
seorin
.... CANT RELATE LMAO
but I miss jisung all the time
like he's next to me and i miss
him rn as well
bro's talking to my dad about
football 🧍♀️
hyemin
guys
im back
and ohmygod
he used to go to our uni
for physics
I've never seen him tho 😭
savannah
maybe show us a pic
or sumn and we could recognize
him??
hyemin
i can send you his ig??
mei and rin wouldn't recognize
him tho, he dropped out this year
meihui
understandable
physics sucks
hyemin
s30__m1nh0
yasuko
im sorry hye but
that is the ugliest username
I've ever seen.
hyemin
STOOOPPPPP
heejin
no bcs ppl w those usernames
are usually so dry
just look at jeno
no offense subin
subin
i miss him 💔
ALSO I GET IT
jeno is a dry texter lowkey
hyemin
yall attacking the guy ydek
seorin
fun talking shit abt men fr
hyemin
😭😭😭
seohyun
oh I've seen him but
he was getting broken up with
when I saw him 😭
heejin
WELP 🤠
hyemin
🧍♀️
savannah's pov
mark lee
oh my god marker
ITS LITR HIM
s30__m1nh0 on insta
.. ohmyjesus
SHOULD WE TELL HER??
idk will she believe us 😭
she's pretty defensive about him
i see but i think we
should tell her yk
yeah.. worth a shot i guess
rooftop fighters
hye
guys
can i add minho here?
hee
uhm i guesss
mark lee
dude we kinda
have something to
tell you about him..
hye
oh do you know
him? like he used
to go to our uni and
all
savannah
me and mark both know him
bcs he was the guy mark's
ex cheated on him with.. 😬
jen
oh.. thats..
hyuck
MINA??
DAMN
rin
hell naw
mark lee
it is true
hyun
wait i think i saw mina
break up w him that
day i saw him on campus
they had a crowd around them
and shit like damn
hee
uh hyemin are you
still sure abt this guy?
hye
well
he's not w her anymore
she was the problem for
cheating on mark in the first
place, right? maybe minho
didn't know..?
or maybe he's changed
suko
babe..
its still pretty weird
hye
guys litr
let me be
i know what im doing
he's cute and I'm
comfortable around him
i wanna see where it goes
I've made up my mind.
jaem
let's let her be and not
discuss this further
lele
...
why did things get awkward
out of nowhere
mei
litr shut up chenle
seorin's pov
sexy six
yasuko
im gonna fight this
minhoe
his ass is lucky im in Japan
haechan
... so hot
seorin
I AGREEEE
jeno
why does this gc even
exist
subin
to plan triple dates we
probably will never go on
jisung 🙀
i love seorin's cat
haechan
EXCUSE ME??????
yasuko
hell naw
i knew this was going to
happen bcs they're
tgth on Christmas
jisung 🙀
help i meant batman
the cat hyunjin brought
home out of desperation
seorin
my boyfriend getting pussy
get it ji 🤪
jeno
this convo took
such a turn 😭
yasuko
OH
YEAH
SEO MINHO IS FUCKING
DEAD I HAVE BAD VIBES
haechan
if yasuko has bad vibes
i trust her
also bcs of what he
did to mark
nobody hurts mark
subin
litr
lets jump him
we know he's hyemin's
next door neighbor
we can just break in and
boom
seorin
i think my dad has
connections w a mafia or sumn idk
jisung 🙀
uh 😧
seorin
just kidding
but i wouldn't be surprised if
he did
subin
girlboss mr park 🤪
yasuko created the group
r
ooftop fighters except hyemin
yasuko added you
yasuko
lets commit a homicide
on this seo minho
mark
😭yooo
savannah
getting my guns
can we also unalive
mina while we're at it
renjun
oh you amateur
if we let our emotions
get in the way of our assassination
then we'll stray from our purpose
soobin
uh.. renjun?? 😅
renjun
nvm guys i cant look
bad infront of soobin
chenle
JAEMIN
GET JAEMIN
jaemin
hi babies~
is this a new gc?
chenle
SEDUCE HYEMIN SO
SHE FORGETS ABOUT
THAT HO GUY
meihui
LITRR
WE KNOW YOU LIKE
HER LIKE ITS PAINFULLY
OBVIOUS
jaemin
seohyun..? did you snitch?
seohyun
ISTG I DIDN'T
seorin
i mean
as mei said you made it
super obvious
jaemin
damn it
i honestly dek what to do
like i wanna let her do what she
wants and if she wants to
be with that guy then i guess..
but at the same time
it doesn't sit right with me
like
it doesn't feel fair
I've liked her since as long
as i can remember being at uni
and i know its my fault
for not stepping up earlier
when we became friends i just
had this small moment of hope
that she would maybe
look at me as something more
but i just waited around and
wasted my time
and now she likes someone else
idek i feel so guilty
heejin
:(
why're you guilty
jaemin
maybe for not doing anything
earlier? i don't know i have
mixed emotions right now
haechan
you know
we'd rather see you
with her than him
or anyone else for that matter
yasuko
litrrrrr you guys are
so cute
jaemin
thanks guys but
im just a friend to her
soobin
its not too late, though
you can still try
we're already weary of the
guy whatever his name is
i trust you guys even though
we recently became friends 😅
but the rest have known you
and hyemin for longer
they know what would be ideal
for you both
im not sure if what i want to
say is making sense but yeah
jaemin
you do have a point
what bothers me most is
that he was the guy who mina
cheated on mark with
like that's just weird
renjun
weirdly coincidental if
you ask me
heejin
lets not forget
he's someone that mark
probably loathes or used to
loathe
but he still wasn't a good
character in mark's story
its just overstepping a boundary
trying to pursue someone
who caused sadness in a friend
mark
🥲
but jaemin we're not
pressuring you into anything
haechan
i am
you know her better than
any of us
maybe even the girls
she'll listen to you
also yasuko ft me
my sister wants to talk
to you
jaemin
i guess i could try talking
her out of her crush..?
chenle
i don't wanna be the
bearer of bad news but
uh
hyemin's already added
minho in the groupchat...
meihui
FOR FUCKS SAKE
rooftop fighters
hyemin added unknown
hyemin
guys
this is seo minho
be nice please
unknown
👋
oh is that savannah
minas frnd?
savannah
yea hi
unknown
heard u guys fell out
or sum
savannah
mhm
unknown
rite rite
meihui
what is this typing format
my brain is too skibidi for this
boomer shit
unknown
and u r??
meihui
going to help my mother
in the kitchen ☺️
seorin
lord bless the dongs 🙏
may they all come out alive tonight
unknown
mark lee? 💀
mark
👍
unknown
how duz heymin know u
heejin
its hyemin
and we're all friends here
unknown
y r there sm of u
renjun
this is hurting my eyes
im going to drown myself
in a pool of bleach
jisung 🙀
more the merrier thats why
unknown
y was i added here
hyemin
cmon
you're my friend so
you're everyone else's friend
unknown
yeaaaa marks frnd💀💀
chenle
dont do my son like that
unknown
wat even
hyemin
excuse them and me
but what do you mean
unknown
makrs the reason mina
left me
sum abt him being better
💀
savannah
she shouldn't have cheated
🤷♀️
unknown
m too irresistible ig 😂
hyemin
wait
you knew they were
dating? and you still went
out with mark's ex?
unknown
yea?
we didnt jus go out lmao
hyemin
that's disgusting
unknown
aw wdym bae
hyemin
ew
no
stop
unknown
i thot we were 2min
wuts up wid u all of a
sudden nerdy 🙄🙄
jaemin
first of all
WE'RE 2min
as in me and hyemin
jaemin and hyemin are 2min
secondly
wtfdym by nerdy??
do you mean she's a
hard worker? bcs thats
the only sensible you'd be
saying right now
unknown
who even r u 💀
jaemin
glad you asked
I'm the original second
half of 2min
there's no room for you
see yourself out before we
take care of it ourselves
we already know where you live
you're outnumbered here
unknown
but i was j gon tell
mark here what i did
to his little gf 😂
savannah kicked unknown
out of the groupchat
savannah
fucking asshole
hyemin
i am so sorry
holy shit
I didn't think this through
I'm so sorry mark
I'm sorry to everyone of you
you guys were looking out for
me and i didn't trust you guys
mark
it's okay hyemin
I'm just glad you didn't
get involved with him
further
hyemin
i still feel like such a shitty
person
omg I ranted about him
so much to jaemin too I'm
so sorry bestie
dw you're the only person
who gets to be part of
2min with me <3
jaemin
😌
as i should
chenle
omg say it now please
jaemin
no
yasuko
WAIT
THAT ASSHOLE WAS HERE??
WHAT THE FUCK I WANTED
TO FIGHT
I'LL FIGHT YOU TOO HYEMIN
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
haechan
I MISSED ASS WHOOPING??
seorin
okay but jaemin came
through like such a baddie
jisung 🙀
hyung must be angry rn
jaemin
not anymore
quiet the opposite actually
i feel super amazing
im really happy
i feel like singing
seohyun
naw jit in a musical movie
renjun
hyemin
next time we tell you
to be careful, will you listen?
hyemin
yes mom
soobin
and when your
friends warn you and
set a boundary, will
you trust and respect them?
hyemin
yes dad
chenle
renjun and soobin
mom and dad era
i just realised
im a single father
holy shit my kids need
a wife
im so single
haechan
cant relate
chenle
i hate myself for
accidentally setting the stage
up for those two to confess
yasuko
tysm lele
you can be our son
chenle
😕
okay
seorin
jisung my mom
is calling you to the kitchen
for tasting the cookies
jisung 🙀
I AM RUNNING
subin
I MISS MY MAN 😭💔
🪐
this chapter could've been 2 seperate chapters but mmmmmmmmmm no i wanted to write a longer chapter for new years
btw happy new year💖
i was gonna make hyemin a thing w minho and write depresso jaemin but I don't have the heart to write that
also i personally don't like angst like that
BUT OH WHAT IS THIS?
OUR OG 2MIN STILL ARENT TOGETHER! WILL THEY EVER DATE? 😱
also ik I didn't include hyemin ranting to jaemin abt her crush and stuff but that'd mean I'd have to write sad jaemin and as mentioned, I JUST DONT HAVE THE HEART 😭😭💔