(Greg's pov btw)
If there's one thing I've learned from being on the internet, it's that you should NEVER give a toddler an iPad.
To be honest, iPads aren't that bad. It's not like it's Apple's fault. But parents giving them to literal babies instead of proper parenting is bad, even in my book. But guess what mom went and got Manny for Christmas?
That's right. Manny got an iPad. At first Dad didn't like the idea, but he got on board when he realized that Cocomelon would distract Manny from touching his Civil War stuff in the basement. Mom must have used all her budget money on buying the newest Apple products for Manny, because all I got was a book, and all Rodrick got was a fifteen dollar Hot Topic gift card.
It's only been three hours since Manny got this thing and it's already filled with screenshots of Cocomelon and YouTube shorts. Rodrick tried to go to Hot Topic immediately, but he realized that Hot Topic isn't open on Christmas. Then he tried to ask Manny to borrow his iPad to order his stuff online, but Manny wouldn't budge. Rodrick then tried to take the iPad when Manny wasn't looking, but manny didn't like that. He hit Rodrick.
Luckily that was enough to make Rodrick just go onto the computer downstairs and order his stuff there.
Manny's already become more aggressive since he got that iPad. I'm just praying to God he doesn't discover Skibidi Toilet. Though, knowing my luck, I probably jinxed it just writing that.