wtaf am i doing with my life. Anyways enjoy (why are you reading this 😭💀) short ahh chapter
"AH- MMM~" Obama moaned as Lord Farquaad shot his load into him. "Farquaad... y-you didn't use a condom..?" Obama asked, panicking.
"Shit," Farquaad said running a hand through his hair. "I-I was so caught up in pounding into you that i forgot to get a condom. You could always take Plan B, right?" Obama stayed silent.
"R-right?"
"N-no, that only works on female omegas, not male omegas."
Time skip cuz i aint writing allat shit 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️
"PUUUUUSHHHHHHH" The doctor said. Obama pushed and pushed to get the baby outta his asshole, after a couple minutes Springfield San Antonio Illinois VII (the 7th) popped outta the womb and started crying. He started dancing and twerking all over the doctors and eventually shat on Obama's face.
That's all im writing today im tired asf ion wanna write anymore 🗣️🗣️