4 Snakes, An Eagle and A Lion
Alix added Simon to the chat
Alix changed the chat's name
Samuel
Alix Avery Cameron Drew-Carson
Alix
Hi!!!
Carter
I don't know why you're surprised Dad...
Rick
So the baby snake finally added their boyfriend
Alix
I will bite you bitch!!
Simon
FFS...
Alix
Simon!!!
Simon
I'm surprised it took you this long to add me
Rick
It took Carter about a year before he finally added me to this chat...
Simon
From the look of it, your mum is the only sane one here
Samuel
Alice is not sane..
Alice
Absolutely fucking not
Simon
Excuse me?!
Alix
Just don't type anything in Spanish
Samuel
Why?
Alix
I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK AS TRANSLATOR CAUSE MY BOYFRIEND IS TYPING SPANISH!!!
Alice
You need some sleep Alix
Alix
I don't need no sleep
Simon
Yes you do otherwise you're in a bitchy mood all day
Alix
I'll bite you too Simon
Carter
I'll come make you go to sleep Alix
Alix
No you fucking won't
Rick
I'm off to whack my head on my wall...
Samuel
Don't actually do that
Rick
WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN MY SISTER SAYS SHE WANTS TO COMMIT MURDER!!
Alice
Who? Where? When?
Samuel
No!
Rick
My neighbours keep bitching about my eyes...
Alice
What's wrong with your eyes??
Carter
His heterochromia and also his diamond tattoo...
Samuel
You know what... Alice, we're helping Daisy commit murder
Simon
Is anyone in this family sane?!?!
Alix
Nope!!!
Carter
You just learn to deal with the insanity that is this fucking family...
Rick
My grandparents suck...
Alice
Why??
Carter
They keep calling him by his full first name even though he's told them multiple times that he doesn't like it...
Rick
And I have to deal with them for 2 weeks which is also why I wanna bash my head against the wall
Alice
I can make you a comfort jumper if you want one
Alix
Yeah!! Mum's made a lot of my jumpers!!
Alice
I've made practically all of your jumpers
Carter
Sometimes I forget mum actually makes custom clothes for literally anyone...
Simon
I kinda want one made...
Alice
Just give me your size, what colour you want and what you want on it
Simon
Really??
Alice
Of course. That goes for you as well Rick. Also ask Daisy if she wants anything made and tell me
Samuel
She does this cause she wants to not just because it's her job
Alice
I enjoy doing it, that's why I'm happy to make stuff whenever Alix asks me to!!
Samuel
I actually like watching her make them as she looks like she's having fun
Rick
I sent you a list of some stuff Daisy wants making if it's not too much...
Alice
It's never too much for me
Alix
Mum's made me like 5 jumpers before..
Alix
Also I'm doing this
Alix has changed 6 names
Papa Snek🐍
Why?
Mama Snek🐍
I don't know why you're surprised..
Big Bro Snek🐍
It's Alix so you shouldn't be surprised..
Stray Eagle🦅
The actual fuck Alix?!
Stray Lion🦁
Seriously?!
Baby Snek🐍
Yep!!
Papa Snek🐍
Why are you like this?!
Baby Snek🐍
You're only just asking this question after like 13 years?!?!
Stray Lion🦁
You've been like this since you were 2?!?!
Big Bro Snek🐍
Yeah they pretty much have...
Stray Eagle🦅
At least this chat is somewhat normal...
Mama Snek🐍
And that meaning what??
Stray Eagle🦅
The Delgado family chat is chaotic as hell..
Stray Lion🦁
And how do you know that?!?
Stray Eagle🦅
Because Daisy is in it and she tells me practically everything that happens in that chat..
Baby Snek🐍
We need more LGBTQ flag emojis...
Big Bro Snek🐍
How come??
Baby Snek🐍
There's literally only a rainbow flag and a trans flag but none of the others...
Stray Eagle🦅
They make a pretty good point there...
Mama Snek🐍
It's getting pretty late you should all get some sleep
Baby Snek🐍
But I'm not tired...
Papa Snek🐍
Alix!!
Baby Snek🐍
Fine!!!...
Alix is offline
Papa Snek🐍
And that also goes for the three of you!!
Big Bro Snek🐍
Ugh fine...
Stray Eagle🦅
Yes sir!!
Carter is offline
Rick is offline
Stray Lion🦁
I'll go to bed but that doesn't mean I'm off to sleep
Mama Snek🐍
Simon.. Go to sleep!!
Stray Lion🦁
...
Stray Lion🦁
Yes ma'am
Simon is offline
Papa Snek🐍
I guess we should head to bed as well
Mama Snek🐍
Yes you do have work early tomorrow and you're a bit like Alix with the bitchy attitude when you've had a lack of sleep
Papa Snek🐍
You've got a good point there...
Samuel is offline
Alice is offline