A lone kansen can be seen clearing some area on an island
???: This looks like enough
The kansen then put a golf ball and the ground and ready his golf stick
???: Finally, I can play golf
As the kansen was about to hit the ball, someone shouts
???: Champion! Where are you?!
Champion eyes roll with annoying before shouting
Champion: What, Sis Eagle?!
Eagle: Her Majesty ordered us to reach Pearl Harbor, ASAP!
Champion: Eeeehhhh??? You said I could play golf once I cleared this island?
Eagle: Change of plan. Deploy your ringging and start sailing!
Champion: Ergh, fine
Both of them summon their ringging and start sailing towards Pearl Harbor. While sailing, Champion ask
Champion: What's with the sudden change of plan?
Eagle: Sakura Empire had launched an attack at Pearl Harbor thus declaring war on Azur Lane
Champion: Awww sucks. That means we need to kick the Sakura's butt?
Eagle: Also Iron Blood. They made an alliance called the Crimson Axis
Champion let out a sigh before deploying a Gloster Meteor aircraft and letting it fly ahead of them
Champion: This is not going to be easy sis
Eagle: What do you mean?
Champion: Those bollocks wouldn't make the job easy
Eagle: Who?
Champion: You see it when we encounter them
Suddenly
Eagle: Hold up! I'm picking a distress signal
Champion shut his mouth waiting for his sister to say until
Eagle: A fleet of Eagle Union under Hornet is being attacked by The 5th carrier division alongside two light carriers from the Sakura Empire!
Champion: 5th carrier division? Isn't that Zuikaku and Shokaku?!
Eagle: Indeed
Champion: Then, who the hell are the other two carriers?!
Eagle: One of them is IJN Ryuujou while the other one is a male kansen!
Champion: Male kansen! Looks like I know who that is!
Champion quickly launched his aircraft by hitting a golf ball before turning into Gloster Meteor jet fighter while Eagle launched the Supermarine Seafire fighter
Champion: Hope our aircraft can made in time
Meanwhile
A kansen can be seen pulling its bow before releasing it
PHHHIIIWW
The arrow turns into Val dive bombers and releases their payload
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
???: Confirm hit! I got Long Island down!
???: Good job! Now that's my little brother!
???: Hehe. Thanks, Ryuujou sis
Ryuujou: Allow me to demonstrate the power of the Samurai!
Ryuujou launched multiple Val and decimated Hamman
Ryuujou: Hahaha! Eat that, Azur Lane. Your turn! Zuikaku! Shoukaku!
Zuikaku: Thanks for the assist!
While the Sakuras crush the fleet leaving only Hornet fighting Zuikaku, Shoukaku ask
Shoukaku: May I know who is this boy, Ryuujou?
Ryuujou: Hehe. He is my proud little brother, Zeke!
Zeke: Nice to meet you, Shoukaku
Shoukaku: What a cute boy you are~
Their chat was cut short as they saw Zuikaku was about to land the final blow, several Hell Cats appeared forcing Zuikaku to back off. A kansen sailed past Hornet and said
???: Let me handle them!
Hornet: Yes, Sis Enterprise!
As Enterprise faces off against Zuikaku, Zeke pulls his bow toward Hornet and the other Azur Lane who are arriving before releasing it
PHHIIIWWW
The arrow turns into Val and attacks them but
Cleveland: Anti-aircraft FIRE!
As Zeke watches his Val getting shredded, Ryuujou taps his shoulder and said
Ryuujou: Attack as one, brother!
Zeke: Yes, big sis!
Shoukaku: Allow me
The three of them launch swarms of Val dive bombers overwhelming the Azur Lane. Things were looking well with some of them getting hit by bombs and Zuikaku Katana almost hit Enterprise when
TANG
Zuikaku: Huh?! Who the hell are you?!
Belfast: Just a maid passing by
Zuikaku quickly backed off allowing Shoukaku to launch her Val's towards Belfast which she also backed off. Belfast quickly gather the Azur Lane avoiding the fierce Val bombings
Zuikaku: Surrender now! There is no way you can defeat us!
Belfast: Oh? I wonder if I'm not alone
The Sakura looked back and saw the main fleet of the Royal Navy sailing toward them. Without any order, Zeke launches his Val toward the fleet but
Brrrrtttt
Zeke: What?! My bombers!
Gloster Meteor smashes the Val formation followed by Supermarine Seafire. As they moved forward, swarms of Zero and Hien fighters flew up and intercepted them. From another direction, two Royal Navy kansen can be seen sailing. One of them shouted
???: What are you doing here, Zeke?!
Zeke: To kick your ass, Champion!
Zeke rushes toward Champion and deploys his Shinden fighter and Champion does the same by deploying his Hawker Hurricanes. As the planes get into a fierce dogfight, Champion fights with his golf club while Zeke uses his Yumi bow
Champion: That bow isn't suited for close combat
Zeke: Like your brain!
Champion: Hey! Bloody hell!
Zeke: A large fleet is useless without air superiority! This is the carrier age!
Champion: Bollocks!
Zeke was right. Even though the main Royal Navy fleet had arrived, they lacked aircraft carriers allowing the Sakuras to enjoy air dominance. Champion and Eagle planes are starting to be overwhelmed. While fighting, Champion looks to his sister to see that she is being attacked and Zeke notices it
Zeke: BANZAI!!!
Zeke thrust his arrow towards Champion but he evaded it in the nick of time
Zeke: Huh?!
Champion: Never fall into a simple trap!
As Champion golf club almost hits Zeke, a few cards fly toward them and explode dispersing both of them.
???: Oiiii! Let me join in!
Zeke and Champion look towards the voice and
Zeke/Champion: Nobody invites you, Flieger!!!
Flieger: Eh? C'mon! Let me join the fun!
Flieger can been seen arriving alongside Prinz Eugen and Z23. Champion shouted
Champion: Listen here you bollocks! Nobody wants you! Plus, those cards hurt!
Flieger: C'mon. Like you are not used to it
Zeke: Why do you even attack me?! Aren't we allies?!
Flieger: Eh?! What do you mean by that? I thought all of us are allies
Everyone: *slap their forehead*
Flieger: What?! Am I missing something?
Champion: I know you are an idiot but I never think you are this idiot?!
Zeke: You are much worse than lazy champ!
Champion: You talk to much, spoil kid
Zeke: I'm not a kid!
Flieger: C'mon guys! Don't leave me in the blinds! What's happening?!
Zeke sigh before sailing towards Flieger and pull his hand towards the Crimson Axis kansen while Champion sail back to Azur Lane kansen.
Zeke: Listen here you stupid idiot! WE ARE AT WAR WITH AZUR LANE!!!