batfam but all the bat kids are literally kids and not being heroes ig
also no Cass (even tho I love her) b/c I
imagine she wouldn't join until her canon age in the comics
Dick - 15
Barbara (not adopted) - 15
Jason - 12
Tim - 10
Steph - 10
Duke - 9
Damian - 6
Bruce sighed as he watched Damian chase Tim with a pair of safety scissors.
"Damian. Leave your brother alone." he said firmly.
Damian laughed maniacally as Tim tried to get away.
"B, my Algebra homework!" Dick reminded him.
"Right, uh, Jason. Get those scissors away from Damian please." Bruce asked
"Why do I have to do it." he scoffed from the couch
"Right. Dick, I'll be right back." Bruce said, getting up to stop Damian.
"I'll just ask Babs for answers." he mumbled, pulling out his phone.
"That's cheating." Bruce reminded him, power-walking after Damian.
"Just let me hit him back!" Tim yelled
"Hey, Dick. I'll do it for five bucks." Steph whispered.
Dick nodded, handing her the work.
"Damian hand those scissors over right now." Bruce said firmly.
He now stood in front of Damian.
"No! I wanna play." he pouted
"Hand them over. You can play with the dogs if you give me the scissors." Bruce sighed.
"-Tt- you're no fun." he whined, throwing the scissors on to the ground and stomping away.
"I'm gonna sell him." Tim grumbled.
"Don't sell your brother." Bruce said.
"I'm gonna sell you!" Damian yelled
"You'll get hundreds for me! Unlike if I tried to sell you! Then I'd have to settle for two cents!" Tim yelled back.
"Stop it," Bruce said, "just stop fighting."
Damian blew a raspberry at Tim who just glared in response.
"Rough night, Master Bruce?" Alfred asked.
"Please help me. I need to get work done but-"
he was soon cut off by the shattering of glass and a chorus of screams.
"You get your work done, Master Bruce. I'll take care of this." Alfred said.
"Remind me to up your pay." Bruce mumbled, heading off to his study.
A/N:
Yay! First chapter done! I expect these to be short and sweet given that my attention span is so short. I'll try to stockpile a bunch of chapters for when I'm unmotivated (all the time). I'm thinking of at least a chapter or two a month. Hopefully.