Science: SANS, HUMAN!! You were in the kitchen?? I've been looking everywhere for you two!!
Classic sans: classic sans here. Sup science me.
Creator: you look unhappy...
Science: YEAH.
Someone spiked the eggnog and I DIDNT KNOW.
AND SURE, We COULD discuss the logistics of how magic skeletons become drunk, but is this REALLY the time??
I HARDLY THINK SO
Creator: probably was underfell paps
Science: Sans, human. PROMIS you two won't judge me. PROMISE.
Classic sans | creator: okay
Science: okay here goes nothing
So— I— I know we don't have lips, but-
I think this stuff is making me WANT TO KISS UNDERFELL SANS.
...S-sans, h-human?
Classic sans: welp. that's enough eggnog for you.
Science: YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T JUDGE!!
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Fell sans: ... o-oh AT Sans!
Geno: hey. Hope I didn't creepy you out earlier.
You looked uncomfortable.
Fell sans: WHAT?? Psh, please. I've seen way worse back in Underfell.
Geno: wow, really? I'm so sorry...
Fell sans: what? No, like, in underfell, that kinda stuff makes you awesome as hell.
Geno: what, like- being tortured makes you COOL THERE??
Fell sans: uhh- actually yeah it. I'm pretty much does...
Geno: ...wow.
Fell sans: FUN TALK OK BYE.
Geno: um. Bye.
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Classic sans: hey buddy, I wouldn't drink that. Pretty sure it's spiked
Fell sans: GOOD IM F'N GLAD
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fell sans: Woah this not is strong (wow)
Fell pap: Sans.
Fell sans: B-BRO I MEAN— BOSS!!
U-uh. How are you enjoying yourself?
Fell pap: I'm NOT we're LEAVING
Fell sans: wait— leaving?? Now? WHY?
Fell Pap: I got all the information I wanted from this place.
I was curious about alternate 'us' I've learned they're all pathetic and useless... especially that human. So why stay?
...you aren't REALLY having fun are you??
Fell sans: WHAT? N-no they all suck.
Haha yeah..
Weird...
...weird other me's
Fell pap: sans. I saw how you talked to them. You're playing right into their hands.
You must stop being so weak!!
Otherwise you're just going to get yourself KILLED.
Hmph. I swear you're letting them walk ALL OVER YOU.
You have ten minutes then we're gone.
Fell sans: *mumbling*
Fell pap: Hmm? What was that
Fell sans: I SAID-
SCREW YOU!!
I DONT KNOW HOW TO FREAKIN TALK TO THESE GUYS, I JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE COOLEST MOFO HERE
AND IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THE SIZE OF YOUR EGO!!
SO IF YOULL EXCUSE ME
IM GONNA DRINK UNTIL I CANT FEEL FEELINGS!
GRAAAFGSB!!
Classic sans: man ur in trouble
Fell pap: SHUT UP
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Blue | science: HEY PAPYRUS!
ClassicPap: Huh?? Oh, Hello!
Blue: we're here to invite you into our FRIEND BLUB!!
ClassicPap:WOWEE!
Blue: I. President sans, thought you would make a perfect member!
Our third and fourth members aren't here right now, but the committee of ME and the minister of- uh. OF?
Science: ...oh. OH! Right!!
I'm the friend clubs.
MINISTER OF WAR.
Blue: ...the friend club can't have a minister of war.
Science: Oh yeas it can!!
We'll use Friendship blasters to enforce universal kindness with an IRON FIST.
Blue: no you can't because THE PRESIDENT WONT ALLOW IT.
Science: the PRESIDENT can't stop me.
I already have the Friend MILITARY backing my takeover!
Blue: THERE IS NO FRIEND MILITARY IN FRIEND CLUB!!
Science:YES THERE IS CUZ I MADE ONE!!
Blue:NO ONE WOULD BETRAY ME I WOULD BE A KIND AND JUST RULER!!!!
At least... AT FIRST.
Blue | science: HE HE HE HE HE HE HE so much fun!
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