SOCIAL MEDIA
October 19th, 2021
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Fast cars go vroom 🏎️
𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙼𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎
𝚆𝚎𝚍𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝟷𝟸:𝟹𝟺 𝙿𝙼
Step on the gas-ly 💨
GUYS
Step on the gas-ly 💨
GUYS
Step on the gas-ly 💨
SO MY PR MANAGER'S FRIEND IS SEEING THIS MCLAREN ENGINEER WHO IS BROTHERS WITH THE STRATEGIST WHO TOLD THE FRIEND WHO TOLD MY MANAGER WHO TOLD ME
Step on the gas-ly 💨
THAT ALMIRA SIGNED WITH THEM FOR THE 2022 SEASON
Step on the gas-ly 💨
AND THAT THEY ARE GONNA ANNOUNCE IT LIKE TODAY
Estie Bestie
I mean is that even true?
danny dicc
Never told me anything so it's probably not true
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
Yeahhh like sometimes the engineers and managers get really bored and like need to spice up their life
Chequito
It's probably just a rumor no?
Passenger Princess
Tis true my peasants
Passenger Princess
I will be driving for McLaren for my 2022 season
It's Hammertime
Congratulations Al!
Sebas<3
So glad your out of that place ❤️
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
Literally what seb said
Goatifi🐐
Glad for you Almira
dun dun dun max verstappen
This was a simply lovely surprise
dun dun dun max verstappen
when where you gonna tell us
danny dicc
Yeah rue when was this
Passenger Princess
Ummmm
Passenger Princess
Soon?
Passenger Princess
Idk we were still looking at the terms and contract
Passenger Princess
I finished my rookie season and Mclaren THE mclaren wanted to sign me
Passenger Princess
Sooo yeah
Daddy's moneh 💵
Sorry to break it to you
Daddy's moneh💵
But you might have to give up your Aston Martins
Daddy's moneh 💵
SEEING AS YOU CHOSE THE ENEMY
dun dun dun max verstappen
I ban you from drinking Red Bulls ever
Passenger Princess
YOU GIYS ARE ACTING AS IF THEIR WAS A SEAT IN YOUR TEAM
Passenger Princess
THERE WASNT
dun dun dun max verstappen
Daniel Ricciardo who
dun dun dun max verstappen
No but seriously who is this Ricky Bobby wannabe ☹️
danny dicc
Betrayed by my own friend the utter pain I am in is so unbelievable
Schumini
Well I'm just happy she's gonna be ok
danny dicc
Shut up baby schumi
danny dicc
I could be stabbing myself with a fork like this isn't all about you🙄
Chuck The Truck Driver🚚
Well I knew for a while and I'm happy for her
danny dicc
YOU KNEW????
dun dun dun max verstappen
FOR A WHILE???
Chilito🌶️
ALMIRA MARIA ANTONELLI MAGADALENA ROMERO FUENTES CASTILLO AYRES DE BORBON
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
Not the full name 🫢
danny dicc
You better explain yourself
Passenger Princess
Remember during the Hungarian gp when you guys decided to go ahead and go bar hopping?
dun dun dun max verstappen
Unrelated but go on
Passenger Princess
Well remember when I lost my purse?
danny dicc
Oh yeahhh...
danny dicc
...No
Passenger Princess
you all were too hammered (mind the pun) to help me look for it?
It's Hammer time
🥹
Step on the gas-ly 💨
I offered
Yuki yuki
You were too drunk Pierre
Step on the gas-ly 💨
I WAS NOT
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
Mate you were signing and dancing to ABBA
Schumini
Iconic moment btw I got it on video
Passenger Princess
Anyway Charles helped me
dun dun dun max verstappen
Wasn't Charles also drunk?
Chuck The Truck Driver🚚
No I got yelled at by my pr manager for drinking too much and passing out at the race weekend before
dun dun dun max verstappen
Then who was the one that fell to the side and rolled down the hill?
Estie bestie
That was Valterri
Bicycle bro 🚴
My back still hurts
Passenger Princess
And we had to steal it back from some homeless dude that thought it was a pillow
danny dicc
Was it the green one?
danny dicc
Cause if so I think we all used it at a pillow in a bar or club
chilito🌶️
I know I have🙋🏽♂️
Chuck The Truck Driver🚚
Roll call on whose used Amiras bags/purses as pillows?
Step on the gas-ly 💨
I did too during Imola🙋🏻♂️
Bwoah😐
I think I slept with her pink one during the flight over to Australia
Bwoah😐
It was tiny but comfortable
Passenger Princess
IS THAT WHERE IT WENT?
Passenger Princess
Well anyways I got the call just as we found it
Schumini
I'm not going to lie I completely lost the plot of the story
Estie Bestie
The adhd and lack of attention to detail is through the roof right now😭
Chilito🌶️
I can't believe you would betray us like that Almira 🙁
Nandooo
Why
Nandooo
Do
Nandooo
You
Nandooo
All
Nandooo
Text
Nandooo
So
Nandooo
MUCH?
Nandooo
Your all high performance athletes shouldn't u be training or crying instead of gossiping?
Nandooo
Oh and congratulations Mira cariño ❤️
Passenger Princess
Gracias Nando❤️
The other papaya dude
Yeah please stop
The other papaya dude
It's getting annoying asf
danny dicc
Ik you ain't talking with "annoying asf"
The other papaya dude
Schumini
Lando mate did you see the news?
Schumini
Almira is your new teammate
The other papaya dude
If by news then you mean Pierre then yes I saw
danny dicc
You are always are sooooo cheery
The other papaya dude
Whatever
danny dicc
At least say something happy
The other papaya dude
Congratulations Ayres maybe this time your points can rival how much media coverage you get
Bwoah😐
You watch your mouth young man don't you disrespect my daughter
Sebas <3
Our*
danny dicc
Yeah mate that's not cool
It's hammer time
I'd apologize if I were you
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
that wasn't nice
Lily's boyfriend
Someone's got their panties in a twist
Passenger Princess
Guys it's fine
Passenger Princess
I don't really care
The other papaya dude
I didn't even say anything offensive for you all to act like I murdered Roscoe
It's Hammertime
Don't you EVER say that EVER
Passenger Princess
Roscoe is sacred ground here
Chuck The Truck Driver🚚
You guys used to be like attached at the hip years ago
Russell Terrier🐕🐾
You guys remember when Lando got really scared at Ali really easily?
The other papaya dude
George Russell is the type of guy to say...
Chilito🌶️
You guys should've seen him this year during the Mazepin crash
Chilito🌶️
He looked like he saw a ghost
The other papaya dude
Can you guys please stop exposing me like a child
danny dicc
Naur
The other papaya dude
Me and Almira are civil with each other
Passenger Princess
Yes we're perfectly civil
Chuck the truck driver 🚚
Yeah sureeee
Chuck the truck driver 🚚
I mean there's been worse pairings
dun dun dun max verstappen
*brocedes*
Passenger Princess
I'm a child of divorce
It's Hammertime
Can we focus on your problems please
Schumini
Yeah if you and Lando are gonna be racing together you need to understand how to work together
Sebas <3
YOUR dynamic with each other affects the team and your performances
Bwoah😐
Took most of us a couple of months to know that
Passenger Princess
The other papaya dude
Mum pick me up Seb and Kimi yelled at me
Nandooo
Used to be so high and mighty this gc was only professional 😔
danny dicc
I blame Almira she changed us all
Estie Bestie
Society would never accept us as the feral animals we have become 😔
Step on the gas-ly 💨
GUYS GUYS F1 POSTED THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️‼️
Russell Terrier🐾🐕
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mclaren | 🧡🤍
aathirteen | Things Amira Ayres did; THAT
user1 | as if we need another shitty ass driver much less a woman😭
↳danielricciardo | as if we need more shitty ass people in this world like you promise me you'll never repopulate 🙏🏽
sabrinacarpenter | THATS MY BEST FRIEND 👏👏👏👏👏
user2 | listen i love Almira like the next girl but like there's better drivers in the positions and they choose HER bc her grandfather and father drove for the team???!
↳maxverstappen33 | Almira literally is one of the greatest drivers on the grid. She turned a mediocre team and has them on the path for 6th place in the Constructors, usually with a team that earns 9th place. Learn more about the sport before you comment such inconsiderate things.
user3 | Women shouldn't be in Formula or Motorsports.
↳pierregasly | People like you shouldn't even be in this planet
user4 | yall really do be desperate for female representation that you signed a mediocre driver?
↳charles_leclerc | Almira is literally one of the best drivers I have ever seen. She isn't mediocre, by any standards.
kimiraikkonen | Good job kid❤️
↳almira_ayres | thank you for everything Kimi❤️
user5 | not the rest of the drivers defending her? Like?? You don't have a voice or smt @almira_ayres ???
↳almira_ayres | no I do it's just my therapist and my pr manager told me not to respond to inconvenient pieces of shit like you 🤗 have a terrible no good day
↳user6 | THATS OUR GIRL
user7 | I'm old now but I remember when I was younger I used to watch Antonelli race in the 60's and 70's. Then I got to watch Angel race in the 2000's. Now I get to watch a third generation Ayres in the same car ❤️ 🥺
↳user8 | A lot of these young people don't understand the sentimental value that this means to us and I personally think that Almira is a very good racer ☺️☺️☺️
↳almira_ayres | Thank you all so much you all don't understand how much having people support me means to me truly, all my love❤️
↳user7 | Of course dear! We will always be cheering for you❤️
Liked by almira_ayres !
user9 | they should've chosen a actual successful woman in racing not alm*ra a*res 🤮🤮
↳livebreathalmira | please as if you could do better😐
almira_ayres | always a pleasure formula community 🙈🧡
↳danielricciardo | did you sign that you only had to use orange hearts in your contract or is this optional🤨
↳almira_ayres | seeing as how I just stole your seat in McLaren I have decided to kindly tell you to fuck off 🧡
↳danielricciardo love you too little Ayres
l𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗺𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻, 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗲𝘀_𝗹𝗲𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗰, 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮1, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 1,936,296 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀
almira_ayres It's my world I'm just letting you all live in it
𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖺𝗅𝗅 197,296 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌
almira_ayres | • pinned | everyone say thank you to my cool purse
user1 | The signs EVERYWHERE
↳user2 | everybody saw this coming and they're lying if they said they didn't
↳user3 | It was either McLaren or Ferrari
↳user1 | watch her pull a reverse Alonso
↳user2 | don't even joke about her ever becoming depressed
↳user3 | her therapist is probably angry bc she really wanted the bonus
charles_leclerc | HEY i helped you find it
↳almira_ayres | and thank you ig😒
danielricciardo | you look like a pigeon
pierregasly | your Louis Vuitton purse is much more better to sleep on😎
↳almira_ayres | IS THAT WHY THEIRS DROOLING MARKS ON IT?? oh you are so done gasly.
↳pierregasly | ooooo Im sooooo scared 😱
↳almira_ayres | you better watch it Pierre Jean-Jacque Gasly
↳pierregasly | or what
↳almira_ayres | Tripod.
↳pierregasly | I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE
sabrinacarpenter | You look hot
↳almira_ayres | all for u bby g😻😻
benjaminayres | Ok so like you just stole my spotlight here 😐
↳almira_ayres | bitch howww
↳benjaminayres | um idk maybe driving for Mclaren
↳benjaminayres | and idk ig making me feel completely useless 🤨
↳almira_ayres | I can't believe you right now jealousy's a disease bitch, get well soon❤️
↳chrisayres_ | why are you guys always fighting??
↳almira_ayres | shouldn't you be asleep? Like isn't it late in the uk?
↳chrisayres_ | Merry Christmas
↳almira_ayres | it's not tho
↳chrisayres_ | but it could be
user4 | Live laugh love Almiras purses🥰
↳danielricciardo | Honestly though in Almiras purses we trust👨🦯
↳carlossainz55 | 👨🦯
user5 | GIRLFRIEND 😍😍😍
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ELLE SPEAKS 🪐
Merry Christmas Eve to everyone who celebrates it and as a little present in general, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter 🫶🏽🫶🏽 it's 12 rn but if there's any spelling errors or anything I promise I will check them tmr :))