DIRECT MESSAGING ( ✓ )
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1:45PM
WANNABE EGOIST
hi
Y/N
???
Y/N
fell for me already??
WANNABE EGOIST
no just had a question
Y/N
??
WANNABE EGOIST
do you like macarons
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YES??
WANNABE EGOIST
okay
Y/N
?!?!
WANNABE EGOIST
someone gave me an
87 pack of macarons
Y/N
87 PACK????
WANNABE EGOIST
i was wondering if
you wanted any?
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have u srsly fallen for me??!??!
WANNABE EGOIST
no y/n not everyone is inlove w you
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but u r?
WANNABE EGOIST
so you don't want any??
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NVM
Y/N
SEND THEM OVER
BESTEST FRIEND EVER
WANNABE EGOIST
whats ur address
Y/N
is this some ploy
to get my address?
WANNABE EGOIST
yes but i'll still give
you the macarons
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i'm sold
Y/N
my address is
#############
WANNABE EGOIST
wait
WANNABE EGOIST
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ur so cute rin ily
WANNABE EGOIST
shut up
Y/N
😢
Y/N
what flavors r there
WANNABE EGOIST
i don't know
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r u dumb
WANNABE EGOIST
no
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isn't there a card
WANNABE EGOIST
you want me to open it??
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errrm yes
WANNABE EGOIST
okay wait
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^_^
WANNABE EGOIST
okay so there's strawberry
matcha pistachio coffee purple
vanilla orange and chocolate
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purple?
WANNABE EGOIST
it's purple
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fym
WANNABE EGOIST
the fucking flavor is called PURPLE
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u cannot be srs
WANNABE EGOIST
are you dumb i am serious
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PURPLE ISNT A
FUCKING FLAVOR
WANNABE EGOIST
IT CLEARLY IS
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NO IT FUCKING ISNT
WANNABE EGOIST
YES IT IS
Y/N
TRY ONE RN
WANNABE EGOIST
NO ITS CALLED FUCKING PURPLE
Y/N
JUST TRY IT
WANNABE EGOIST
WAIT
Y/N
OKAY
WANNABE EGOIST
it tastes like shit
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srs??
WANNABE EGOIST
do you think id lie??
Y/N
YES??
WANNABE EGOIST
fuck it tastes like purple
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WHAT DOES PURPLE TASTE LIKE
WANNABE EGOIST
ink
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r u srs
WANNABE EGOIST
oh my god it tastes so bad
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..
WANNABE EGOIST
i can't even finish it shit
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no way it's that bad
WANNABE EGOIST
i'll leave my half eaten piece
for you it's so shitty tasting
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kys rn u suck
WANNABE EGOIST
ill take out every flavor and
just leave purple for u lol
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u rnt that cruel r u?
WANNABE EGOIST
lol
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NOT funny
(★) INCOMING CALL
FROM WANNABE EGOIST !
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The camera is positioned to Rin, Rin meticulously taking out all the other flavors of macaron and only leaving the purple kind.
"KILL YOURSELF YOU—" her annoyingly loud voice is cut off slightly, PxG can afford all of everything but some decent wifi, huh.
"You're cutting out." a nonchalant monotone voice echoes through the speaker, fuck his voice is pretty.
"FUCK YOU SAY???" her once again loud voice echoes, she can barely hear him either. Hell she can barely even see the macarons, not that it's a bad thing since he's basically giving her the only shitty flavor.
He rolls his eyes, is sassy man apocalypse real? She didn't think on this thought further.
As she's about to speak a loud voice buzzes through the speaker, not Rin's voice.
She can see pinkish blonde hair poking out and a spray tan, well ever so slightly he's barely in view since the internet is so shitty, everything is almost pixelated.
"OOHH RIN YOU TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND—?!" in mere seconds, Rin throws the plate of yummy assorted macarons at him.
"RIN—" fuck, perfectly good macarons gone to waste! How could he do this when she was on the other side of the screen practically drooling at the macarons.
Her yelling through the speaker goes unnoticed as the less than normal pair are fighting, pillows are being thrown, the perfectly good macarons being stepped on. They were literally engaging in hand to hand combat, was this even allowed?!
The phone is knocked over by the pillows and other things being thrown, this was a terrible angle if she was being honest.
If they were gonna give her a show, at least like her watch it! Honestly she's hoping spray tan boy would win, Rin did try to give her the ink purple macarons..
Well she could probably beat Rin in a fight, right? If spray tan tapped in then sure it'd give her trouble.. The more she thought about it, she was telling herself,
"Nah I'd win." fuck, she had been watching too much Jujutsu Kaisen..
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AUTHORS NOTE
to the person who asked
when i would update this
this is 4 u !! <3