ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕏𝕀𝕀𝕀: 𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕧𝕒𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕖
-1x17-
It was currently storming. Last night Damon and Stefan had gotten attacked. Lorelei was upstairs sleeping so, she wasn't involved. However she sure was hearing about it now
"I say we go to Pearl's.. and annihilate the idiot that attacked us last night" Damon said
"Yeah, and then what, turn to the rest of their house of vampires and say sorry?" Stefan asked
"I can't believe you made a deal with her, and I can't believe you knew" Elena said to both Damon and Lorelei. Lorelei put her hands up in defense
"Bitch don't spin this on me. Just because you're my niece does not mean I won't take off my earrings and beat your ass" Lorelei said
"Don't threaten her" Stefan said
"Mind your business Salvawhore" Lorelei said before she stuck out her tongue
"Look, it was more like an exchange of information. She's gonna help me find Katherine, so I can kill her" Damon said
"Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts" Elena said glaring at the older Salvatore
"You don't have to be snarky about it" Damon said annoyed. Elena was shocked by his response
"I woke up to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky" Elena said. Damon sat down and sighed as he held his little hammer. Lorelei was now doing a handstand
"How long are you gonna blame me for turning your birth mother into a vampire?" Damon asked. Elena crossed her arms and Lorelei began walking with her hands
"I'm not blaming you. I've accepted the fact you're a psychopath with no redeeming qualities" Elena said
"Hey, he's hot" Lorelei pointed out
"Thank you, Lori" Damon said
"This isn't being very productive. We're gonna figure out a way to deal with Pearl and the vampires, yeah?" Stefan asked. Damon didn't respond and just walked off
"He's a little moody" Lorelei said. Lorelei stood up straight as Stefan and Elena began being all mushy lovey. So, she left. A couple hours later had passed. Elena had left. Damon was currently fixing some goofy ass clock. Lorelei was reading some stupid book about animals in an attempt to cure her boredom. Stefan walked in with a coat on
"Hunting party?" Damon asked
"Guy did a number on me last night. I gotta get my strength back" Stefan said
"I have two liters of soccer mom in the fridge" Damon replied. Stefan gave his older brother a fake smile
"It tastes good" Lorelei said
"I don't think he's interested" Damon told his fake fiance
"We'll talk when I get back" Stefan said
"Give my regards to the squirrels" Damon said as Stefan left to go hunt. Lorelei was really bored. Damon had finished fixing the clock. Lorelei groaned in annoyance
"What's wrong?" Damon asked her
"I'm bored" She replied. Damon had a cocky grin on his face as he walked over to Lorelei. He got on top of her on the couch. Lorelei bit her lip as she smiled
"I think I know something that might fix that" Damon replied
Now it's been a couple hours and Stefan had yet to return which worried his older brother. Damon wondered if he had returned earlier but decided to leave since he and Lorelei were rather busy. So, he called Elena like six times. Lorelei was currently in the shower
"Hey, hurry up. Stefan's missing" Damon said. So, Lorelei hurried up and the two went to Elena's house. Damon knocked on the door and an annoyed Elena opened it. Damon immediately walked in and Lorelei followed behind
"You're ignoring me" Damon said
"The six missed calls? Sorry, my phone's dead" Elena said with an attitude. Lorelei began raiding their alcohol supply
"Is Stefan here?" Damon asked
"No. Why? Is something wrong?" Elena asked
"He went out and didn't come back. I can't get him on his phone, I figured he was here with you" Damon told the girl. Lorelei had begun to drink as Elena called her vampire boyfriend
"It's going straight to voicemail. Where could he be?" Elena asked concerned
"You're not gonna like what I'm thinking" Damon said
Here they were at Mystic Falls High. They were here to recruit Alaric Saltzman to help them save little 'ol Stefan, for he had an invincibility ring. He could die and come back to life. Apparently Damon had killed him. Damon saw Alaric, causing Alaric to stop
"Well, you look alive" Damon said
"You can't hurt me" Alaric replied
"Oh, I can hurt you all right" Damon said. Lorelei revealed herself and put an arm around Damon
"He won't because we don't kill Lorelei's friends" Lorelei told her fake fiance
"Yeah, yeah" Damon said. Elena revealed herself
"Mr. Saltzman. We need your help" Elena said. Alaric decided to hear them out. So they all went into the classroom. Alaric was sitting at his desk while Lorelei was sitting on a random desk. Damon was by the window and Elena was in front of Alaric's desk
"Stefan's in the house. Damon and Lorelei are vampires. They can't get in. We need you. I would go, but.." Elena trailed off
"But your life is valuable. Yours, on the other hand, is.." Damon trailed off
"Stefan told me about your ring" Elena said
"What about it?" Alaric asked
"Let me recap. You tried to kill me, I defended myself, you died. Then according to my brother, your ring brought you back to life. Am I leaving anything out?" Damon asked
"Yeah, the part where I try and kill you again. Only this time I don't miss" Alaric said
"Boys let's not fight" Lorelei said
"Stay out of this, Lori" Alaric said
"Mr. Saltzman, please. It's Stefan" Elena begged
"I'm sorry, Elena. It's not my problem" Alaric said as he shook his head
"That's a shame. Because the woman in charge of the crowd can help you find your wife" Damon said
"You're lying" Alaric said
"Am I? Why don't you ask her for yourself. Coward. Come on girls" Damon said with a cocky grin. The trio went to leave
"All right. Wait. I'll go" Alaric said
"Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night" Damon said
"I have you to thank for that" Alaric said
"What are these?" Elena asked referring to the weapons placed on Alaric's desk
"Something I'm gonna have fun with" Lorelei said as she picked one up
"Tranquiler darts filled with vervain" Alaric answered. Lorelei immediately put the little torture weapon down, afraid she'll be affected by it
"Just get me in and I'll get Stefan out" Damon said
"That's your plan? Just take them all on yourself?" Elena asked
"I'll be a little stealthily than that, hopefully, and that guy Frederick was checking you out Lorelei. Make sure to wear something slutty. I'm using you as a distraction" Damon said
"Why do I always have to be the slut?" Lorelei asked, annoyed
"I didn't say you had to be a slut, I said to dress like one. Show off what your momma gave you. You're a natural weakness for men" Damon said. Elena gave the Salvatore a look of disgust. Alaric was also uncomfortable. Lorelei sighed as she checked her nails
"Fine" She said. Elena picked up a tranquilizer
"What are you doing?" Alaric asked
"I'm going with you" Elena said. Lorelei let out a laugh
"No, no, no, no way" Damon said
"You need me. I'll get in, you can distract them, then I'll get Stefan out" Elena said
"You'll get yourself killed" Damon replied
"I'm going" Elena said but was ignored
"So when you get me in, get out as quickly as you can. Because I know how to sneak around. You'll basically just be in the way. And you, just do what you normally do. I'm not worried" Damon said the first part to Alaric and the second part to Lorelei
"Not the time to be the Lone Ranger" Elena said
"Fine, Elena, you can drive the getaway car. You're not going in the house" Damon said
"You can't stop me. It's Stefan we're talking about here" Elena said
"I admire your courage, but you're human. You will only get in the way. You are useless in this plan. As much as you don't want to hear it, we do not need you. Quit trying to die" Lorelei told her niece
"You don't understand" Elena said
"Ugh, stop being a fucking child about this. Use your God damn head and think, Elena. What can you possibly do other than die in this situation? Oh, wait, nothing" Lorelei said
"But-" Elena was cut off
"I have to be able to get in and get out. I can't be distracted with your safety. This will end up a bloodbath that none of us walk away from.. including Stefan if you try to interfere" Damon said. Elena had tears in her eyes
"If we're gonna go, let's go" Alaric said
So, here Lorelei was in the tiniest dress she owned. She made sure that it tugged her in all the right places. She truly couldn't believe she was doing this. She and Alaric walked towards the house. The plan was to appear as a couple who's car had broken down. Obviously Lorelei couldn't enter the house so she'd distract whoever had opened the door. Alaric had taken off his jacket and held it over Lorelei's head.
"Well, thank you good sir" She said. The two had made it to the front door. Alaric quickly knocked. The door opened and it revealed a man. He took in the two, though his eyes lingered on Lorelei's appearance. Lorelei noticed and bit her lip, giving him a small smile. He smirked at this
"Oh, good. Someone's home. Uh, can I use your phone? Our car broke down a few miles up the road and this is the first house we saw" Alaric said
"Well, lucky you" The man said as he continued staring at Lorelei
"Yeah, lucky us. It's no trouble, is it?" Alaric asked
"Not the slightest" The man said
"Great" Alaric said as he walked in. The man who had opened the door expected Lorelei to follow after but she didn't. Instead she just motioned for the man to come out. Obviously, he did because he was no match for Lorelei's charm
"Shh, we don't have long. My husband will be back shortly" She whispered as she wrapped her arms around the man's neck. His hands instinctively went to her waist. She looked at the man before leaning in and kissing him. He immediately kissed back as his hands moved to her ass squeezing it. She internally rolled her eyes as she gave the man a fake moan. She slid her tongue into his mouth. That's when she heard a blender and water running. She could only assume that was Alaric. She went to snap the vampire's neck but Damon beat her to it
"You seemed to enjoy that" Damon said snarkily
"As if" Lorelei said in disgust as she wiped her mouth off. The door opened and Alaric was with the owner
"Oh, I'm sorry. He's not allowed in the house" The owner said
"You have to make an exception.." Alaric said
"Get her out of the house, now" Damon commanded. Alaric did just that. "Miss Gibbons, tell me the truth. Are you married?"
"No" She said
"Parents, children? Anyone else who lives on this property?" Damon asked
"No, it's just me" She said
"No? Good" Damon said before he snapped the woman's neck. Damon went to walk in but Alaric stopped him, angrily
"You were to compel her" Alaric said
"Doesn't work that way" Damon said
"She's human" Alaric replied
"And I'm not. So I don't care. Now get out of here. And get rid of the body" Damon said before closing the door leaving Alaric and Lorelei outside. Alaric quickly put a stake through the vampire's heart so he wouldn't wake up. Lorelei picked up the dead vampire as Alaric picked up the dead woman, and the two left. Alaric split off once they found somewhere to bury the bodies. Lorelei said she'd catch up
Now that Stefan was saved, Lorelei was at the Grill, drinking. She was alongside Damon and Alaric who were also drinking
"That was fun" Damon said
"Oh, yeah, so much fun" Lorelei said sarcastically as she downed a glass. Alaric was not amused by Damon
"Don't look at me like that. I know you hate me. Guess what. Everybody hates me. But you can't deny.. we were badass" Damon said. Alaric went to stand up before he punched Damon. Lorelei started laughing as Alaric walked off
"Happens" Damon said
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12/20/23