not in this chat we won't
8:32 PM
weird goth girl
> so in other news
> courtney got us jobs at the mall as christmas elves
> note to self don't hire heather for any jobs involving children
malibu barbie
> LMAO
bitch
> in OTHER news
> courtney got mugged LOL
court
> I don't see how that's funny
duncaroni
> it is a little bit
codemeister
> who mugged u
bitch
> get this
> santa claus
leshawna <3
> ur lying
duncaroni
> LMAOOOOOOOO
trent
> wtf that sounds fun i wish i was on campus
court
> I would gladly trade places with u
sassy gay boy
> i don't actually care but
> how exactly did u get mugged by santa
court
> I don't want to talk about it.
sassy gay boy
> lol
duncaroni
> sounds like a good time
court
> Fuck you Duncan
malibu barbie
> come on courtney!
> where's your christmas spirit?
bitch
> if i had to guess
> i'd say santa stole it
i love heather
> i'm sorry that happened courtney
> maybe for christmas i'll gift you a new bag and replace the items you lost?
bitch
> no
> ur not doing that
i love heather
> jealous?
bitch
> not at all
i love heather
> okay
bitch
> shut up
i love heather
> i didn't say anything
weird goth girl
> can u guys just fuck already
> i'm tired
bitch
> oh says you
leshawna <3
> what happened to talking about christmas
> why y'all always end up talking about sex
weird goth girl
> probably because most of us grew up either closeted, repressed, or single
malibu barbie
> how does one have a christmas brunch with my mom, telling her off for being homophobic while not outing myself
weird goth girl
> i mean
> short answer is you don't
> longer answer is you do exactly what i did for sixteen years and just shut down the conversation
malibu barbie
> could probably do that
leshawna <3
> good luck bridge honestly that sounds like shit
malibu barbie
> nothing i can't handle
codemeister
> *does a wheelie* but can you handle THIS
duncaroni
> i thought we established that time bridgette broke her back and was in a wheelchair that no she absolutely cannot handle that
leshawna <3
> you guys..
> you guys are not okay
codemeister
> why do u always say this as if it's something new
> like yes, we know, we have many many problems
> but we OWN our problems
trent
> yeah
> i was born this way
weird goth girl
> ooh there ain't no other way
> baby i was born this way
malibu barbie
> kinda feel like me and leshawna are just repeatedly checking up on u
> and you're all just like 'yeah we're mentally ill but girlboss'
weird goth girl
> pretty sure i literally said exactly that once
codemeister
> and as u should gwen
SHUT UP
> HO HO HO
> are we having a christmas party?
bitch
> who are u again
SHUT UP
> sierra..
bitch
> ugh
bitch removed SHUT UP
malibu barbie
> lmfao
> there's like 8 people on campus total this week
> don't think a party is even worth it
court
> Heather, could you please stop eating all the candy canes off our tree?
linds
> wow courtney... fat shaming? not cool
bitch
> i'll eat what i want thanks
weird goth girl
> u won't be getting any presents this year with that attitude
malibu barbie
> speaking of presents i think we should do secret santa so that spending doesn't get out of control
court
> That's a good idea
linds
> im confused
malibu barbie
> it's where you put names in a hat and you mix them up and then pick one. then you buy a gift for that person. so out of our group you might pick courtney
linds
> i don't wanna Pick courtney
court
> Thanks, Lindsay!
linds
> oh don't thank me because i'm not buying u a gift
weird goth girl
> ok what if instead we all just buy a small gift for everyone? like $5-$10
leshawna <3
> seems like a pretty sensible idea to me
bitch
> i personally cannot wait to give u all a thoughtful gift
duncaroni
> last year u bought me condoms
bitch
> considering u were a two timing man whore last year i'd say it was incredibly thoughtful
trent
> duncan u can't even talk
> u bought everyone's gifts from the gas station
duncaroni
> i bought some nice things my man
codemeister
> you got me wiper blades
duncaroni
> u can never have enough
weird goth girl
> fa la la la la la la la la
bitch
> miss emo is oddly jolly today
weird goth girl
> i'm goth not emo u bitch
> i cannot wait to slap u when im off work
bitch
> yeah?? how hard?
sassy gay boy
> well this is uncomfortable
codemeister
> woahhh let's pass the vibe check ladies
court
> Vibe check??
codemeister
> yeah and u don't
leshawna <3
> OKAY first instincts people
> rudolph the red nosed reindeer or jingle bells
weird goth girl
> ooh
> two classics
> controversial for a christmas would you rather
malibu barbie
> feel like this might need a pros and cons chart
ty
> i have a whiteboard
> do we need that
leshawna <3
> what is unclear about 'first instincts'
> it's your first
> instinct
> not your calculated decision
duncaroni
> wait
> i think i know what we need
weird goth girl
> MULTICOLORED CHALK
leshawna <3
> oh i give up
sassy gay boy
> so is this just a thing you do
> like a normal occurrence where you just
> make pros and cons lists about mundane things on the sidewalk
court
> Oh all the time. Gwen and Duncan think it's funny
weird goth girl
> it is funny!
> we have a whole color system
> green for pros, red for cons, blue for undecided
duncaroni
> pink for dates, orange for names, yellow for important points of information
court
> And purple for insults.
> The idiots yesterday made a pros and cons list over 'Should Christmas pudding be eaten with a fork or a spoon?'
codemeister
> gwuncan asking the important questions
ty
> spoons work better
> but aesthetically and ergonomically, forks
bitch
> what
i love heather
> the guy can spell aesthetically but had trouble writing 'alejandro' on a group project