"The Syndicate"
Technoblade: were all idiots
Philza: it wasn't me
Technoblade: i'm not entirely sure what we did but i have a feeling it was dad's fault
Philza: WHAT
Ranboo: that doesn't matter, who thought bringing a whole bag of rocks and dirt was a good idea?
Wilbur: I never said it was a good idea
Ranboo: ;-;
Technoblade: never mind that, we still need to fix this god situation and rescue Tommy
Philza: who said we have any part in the god situation?
Niki: yeah last time i heard it wasn't us who dwindled with that magic
Ranboo: so were just gonna leave it?
Wilbur: fine by me
Philza: alright then
Philza: brb someone called me in the gc
Technoblade: since when did Phil use acronyms?
Wilbur: since your mum
"A perfectly normal group chat"
TommyInnit: @Philza
Philza: what is it mate?
TommyInnit: PURLED IS CHEATING ON ME
Purpled: NO IM NOT?!
Philza: what
TommyInnit: I CAUGHT YOU
TommyInnit: THIS DAY
TommyInnit: 12:34 p.m.
Tubbo: hold on— why is it underlined?
TommyInnit: BECAUSE I LINKED A SECURITY FOOTAGE!
Purpled: WHAT
Tubbo: hey um Tommy could I maybe borrow it?
Ranboo: my ender walking's not that bad :(
Tubbo: my ass you attempted to eat the door
Philza: pause for a moment
Philza: what do you mean... Cheating?
TommyInnit: PURPLED MY HUSBAND IS CHEATING ON ME ☹️
Philza: ... WHAT
(I apologize for this short chapter)