[Open on a classroom with a sign "HUMAN APPRECIATION SOCIETY", in which there is various items from the human realm, being incorrectly labelled, are on a desk. Among them are a cheese grater labelled "Nail Clippers", a bag of chips closed with a flip phone labelled "Whoopie Cushion", an upside down umbrella hat filled with leaves labelled "Food Bowl", a Rubik's cube labelled "Weapon?" and a paper clip labelled "Pay-Per-Clorp"]
Gus: Behold! The wonders of the Human Realm! [Picks up the paper clip] This little fella's is one of their most valued objects. It aids in the compiling of printed wisdom, the scratching of gunk from under your nails, and my favorite. [Brings the paper clip close to his ear] It even mimics the sounds of the human ocean!
[Gus proceed to twang(?) it]
Gus: Ah! The Human Realm! So beautiful. [Walks over to the chalkboard] It's sad it say that the Pay-Per-Clorp is a stunning testament to human ingenuity. Any questions?
[Gus turns around to face the rest of the rest of the club and the Bard track students are all falling asleep, and look thoroughly bored. Mattholomule raises his hand]
Gus: Ah! Our newest member; Mattholomule!
Mattholomule: A-Augustus? Is this what the president of the Human Appreciation Society thinks passes as "Human Artifacts"?
[Gus looks at Mattholomule in confusion]
Mattholomule: Because, at my old school, [Pushes aside Gus's items] We had real treasures.
[Mattholomule empties out his bag onto the desk, dumping out a rock painted to look like a cell phone, an egg with a skull painted on it, and a shoe made out of mud, leaves and twigs. They're labelled "Cellular Phone", "Human Skull", and "Sports Footwear" respectively. The other members of the club gasp and lean closer to them]
Boy #1: So real!
Boy #2:Wow!
Boy #1: I-I wanna touch them.
Mattholomule: Go ahead. In my old club, we didn't have any dumb rules.
Gus: [Gasps and turns to his list of rules] Shh...he didn't mean that.
[Gus glares at everyone touching Mattholomule's objects, then takes them away]
Boy: Hey!
Boy: What?
Eileen: [Grunts]
Gus: Well, this isn't your club. Thankfully.
Mattholomule: Exactly, who here thinks I should be president?
Eileen: I do!
Boy: Mattholomule for prez.
Boy: I'm an undecided voter! I wanna touch all the objects first.
[The club talked over each other as Gus picks up the "phone"]
Gus: These are fakes!
Boy: [Gasps] What?
Mattholomule: [Stammers] U-uh, you can't prove that! [Inhales] You're just trying to distract these human appreciators! You're just afraid of getting kicked out of office. It's your words against mine.
Eileen: [Mumbles]
Boy: I don't know what to believe in anymore.
Boy: My faith in Gus has been broken.
[Gus walks backwards into the chalkboard. Gus looks at newspaper clip with a picture of on it]
Gus: What if....I brought in an expert?
Mattholomule: Yeah, right. Who can you find that's a bigger human experts than any of us? Besides all the humans are dead.
Gus: How about a real human?
[Mattholomule and the rest of them looked at Gus in shock]
Boy: A real human?
Boy: No pic or it ain't real, man.
Mattholomule: Y-your lying. Humans have been dead for hundreds of years. It's impossible that you know one.
Gus: Well, what if I told you, I know 2 humans?
Mattholomule: [Scoffs nervously] Y-yeah, sure. You do know them. Why not bring these 2 "humans" tomorrow.
Gus: Ok, I will. [Walks away and exits the club with smugness before cowering, nervous] What have I done?
[Cut to the living room of the Owl House, where Luz and Eda is rummaging through boxes. King is laying on the couch. Luz and Izuku is seen standing in front of Gus]
Luz: Gus, I would love to go to school with you, but- [Points at her Banned Poster] -I'm kind of banned from Hexside. Also, isn't Izuku in Hexside?
Izuku: Yeah? Why do you need the both of us?
Eda: [Scoffs] Bump did you a favor, Luz. There ain't nothing for you at that dweebus factory. [To Gus] No offense, Dweebus.
Gus: It's okay. I come from a long line of Dweebuses.
Izuku: Wait, so why did you let me get in Hexside?
Eda: Well, before you got your whole new arm and magic thing, I only let you joined Hexside so you do the chores around here. Well, now that you do have magic, I probably can't managed on training both you and Luz.
Izuku: Oh.
Eda: And also I want to make sure Luz take care of King and Hooty instead of me.
Luz: Hey!
Izuku: [Laughs]
Luz: Well, Gus, I would love to go some day. Better than unpacking boxes in with Eda.
Eda: Oh, you think you're clever, huh? [Stands]
King: Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!
Eda: Can it, King! First off it's the "Bad Girl Coven" and second off, I guess you don't want it on the T-shirts order, huh?
[Eda pulls out a piece of paper with a t-shirt drawn on it as rock music plays]
Luz: I don't care about T-shirts, Eda! I want to learn how to do magic, [gestures to Gus] and they teach that at Hexside!
Eda: I mean, yeah, well- [Grunts, leaves] I don't wanna hear another word about Hexside unless it's "Hexside is one fire" and "let's grab front row seats"!
[Eda enters the Owl House and slams the door]
King: Aw, look at what you did. I'm gonna go rub it in! Nyeh! [Laughs]
[King ran inside and slams the door close]
Gus: L-Luz, a-about the ban, I, uh, used my H.A.S Presidential Authority to pull some strings. You've been given a full pardon!
Izuku: You mean...?
Gus: I got the ban lifted!
Luz: Oh my gosh! [Shakes Gus] Yes, yes, yes!
Gus: [Grunts]
Luz: Of course I'll be there tomorrow! Gus, this will be great! [Jumps on the couch] I get to see the school and save the president!
Gus: Great! I'll see you tomorrow!
[Luz and Izuku enters the Owl House]
Gus: Yes! You did it, Gus! [Dances]🎶You did it, Gus🎶🎶 You're the smartest. You're the best🎶
Hooty: Sweet moves, little dude.
Gus: Ah! I always forget you're there.
Hooty: I forget I'm here to......Boop.
Gus: [Stares at Hooty] This is gonna work out after all.
[Cut to the inside of the Owl House]
Luz: Did you hear that, Izuku? Now both of us get to go to Hexside!
Izuku: Mm...
Luz: What's wrong?
Izuku: No, nothing, I just got a few things on my mind right now. I am a bit skeptical about Gus saying he lifted the ban.
Luz: Why?
Izuku: I mean, wouldn't it make more sense if Principal Bump himself said that you're unban?
Luz: Oh... I'm sure he just forgets!
Izuku: Yeah....sure..
(TIME SKIP: THE NEXT DAY)
[Gus is seen standing outside of Hexside]
Willow: This isn't going to work out at all.
Gus: Well, I feel like I took care of any potential problems.
Willow: You lied to our best friend and told her you got the ban lifted! That seems like a potential problem to me.
Gus: You don't understand. The members were going mad! They were bloodthirsty! They were touching objects! I had no choice!
Willow: Really? What about all the ban posters around school?
Gus: [Pulls the wanted posters out of his bag] What ban posters?
Willow: What if Izuku find out you put Luz in danger? You know what happened last time.
[Gus shivers remembering the time when Izuku when berserk]
Gus: I still remember that scream.....
Gus: But don't worry, he'll never know plus I got this! [Pulls out a cowl] To hide Luz undercover.
Izuku and Luz: Undercover from what?
[Gus slams the cowl backwards over her head as she squeaks]
Gus: Behold, your new cowl!
Luz: Whoa. I love it!
Izuku: Hey, Willow. How are you?
Willow: Great.
Luz: [Smells the cowl] On the Boiling Isles, new things smells old.
Izuku: And....dirty.. [Flick off some dusts off of Luz's cowl]
Gus: Yep! Put it on! Hide your ears. [Chuckles] Wanna keep you under wraps until the big reveal!
[Willow frowns]
Luz: Oh, a showman. I totally get it. You bring the razzle, [Pulls the hood back up] I'll bring the dazzle.
[Luz throws a handful of confetti. Willow and Gus stare at her]
Willow: Does she always have confetti on her or...?
Izuku: One of the unanswered questions that no scientist can solve. [Smiles]
[Gus's watch screams and bites his arm. Gus pokes it in the eye, making it to stop]
Gus: That's my alarm. Uh, we better get going. [Drag Luz away as Izuku follows] See you after school, Willow.
Luz: Bye, friend. Be safe. Make good choices.
Izuku: Goodbye, Willow.
[Cut back to the Owl House, where Eda is moping outside]
Eda: I'm trying to protect her. Hexside chews up anything unique and spits it out, making it all bland and mush.... [Rip apart a flower]
Hooty: I chew insects, I turn them into mush.
Eda: ...But that's my beef, does she need to draw her own conclusion?
Hooty: My beef is insects, they're what I eat!
Eda: You're just gonna be unhelpful, huh?
Hooty: All I know is, you taught me and I turned out just fine!
[Hooty then sticks out his tongue in an attempt to get the fly walking next to his head, making gagging noises in the process. Eda watches him in concerned]
Eda: I need to get that girl into school.
[Cut back to the hallways of Hexside. A Beast Keeping witch's backpack flies off of him]
Beast Keeping Student #1: Whoa! [Grunts] Hey! Give that back!
[Student #2 and #3 laughs, floating the Beast Keeping Student's backpack between them]
Student #2: Huh? [Feels a tug on his leg] Whoa!
[Student #2 was dragged away by a hook, to the School's guard]
School Guard: [Sniffs the air, with a growling voice] ......Trouble.....
[Beast Keeping Student's backpack falls to the ground as the third backs away nervously, he also get caught by the hook]
Student #3: Huh? [Grunts] No! Detention!
Student #2: The only thing I'm guilty of is being too real!
Luz: Woah.... that's new....anyway!
Gus: Well, the school guards showed up after your last visit, they smell trouble... literally.
Izuku (Reminder: He's a student here, he's in the Abomination track): That's...scary..and convenient.
School Guard: [Sniffs the air again and looks at Gus and Luz] ....Trouble...
Gus: [Nervously chuckles] Okay, time to run for no particular reason!
[Gus runs into Mattholomule. All of Luz's wanted posters and his H.A.S president crown fall out of his bag. Gus Gasps, then grunts as he collects the posters]
Mattholomule: Ah, Augustus, you should really watch where you're going. Don't want the president of the H.A.S getting hurt on his last day in office. [Picks up and dusts off the crown; looks at Luz and Izuku] Hmph, this must be your humans, hmmm. Looks like another witchling to me.
Izuku (?): And you look like a piece of shit someone chewed off the sidewalk. [Smirks]
Luz and Gus: [Looks at Izuku in shock]
Mattholomule: You want to say that to me again? [Walks up to him]
Izuku (?): Sure, but I just want to make sure. Can you hear me from all the way down there? [Smirks]
Gus: (Oh no! Izuku is definitely going to kill him!) [Looks at Luz and pulls on his ears] Dazzle!
Luz: Oh [Trumpets and pulls down the hood] Ta-da!
Mattholomule: [Gasps] A-A human!
Gus: Not just one human, but two! [Pulls down Izuku's good] And their both experts on....expert human.
Luz: Yeah, me and Izuku been doing this for years.
Gus: Their here to authenticate your treasures. [Takes his crown back, walks past Mattholomule] See you at the meeting.
[Luz and Izuku follow after him but before that, Izuku raise his middle finger to him]
Mattholomule: Hmph!.....Oh no, no, no, no! [Sinks to the floor] They can't know I lied. Then they'll never make me president, and not too mentioned that...guy....[Shivers as he remembers the way Izuku smirked at him] Huh? [Picks up one of Luz's wanted poster that Gus didn't pick up; laughs] Ooh, Gus, I have you now!
[Cut to Luz and Izuku walking behind Gus]
Luz: ......What was that?
Izuku (Who's back to normal): I-I don't know.... I didn't scare you did I?
Luz: Oh, no, no, of course you didn't, how can I get scared, after all you look so cute. [Smiles at Izuku]
Izuku: [Blushes] A-Alright...
[Cut to the outside of Hexside, where Eda is staring up at the school's building as wind howls]
Eda: Ughm..I had this nightmare before...
[Eda walks inside. Cut to the hallways]
Gus: As the president of the H.A.S, I should feel bad about dunking on one of our own members...but as Gus! I feel like doing this! [Dances]🎶Oh, yeah, oh, yeah🎶
Izuku: Sweet moves Gus.
Gus: Thanks, I've been practicing.
[The school guard rounds the corner. Gus grabs Luz hands and runs away, Izuku following behind them]
Izuku: Gus, what's the rush?
Gus: We don't have time for this right now. We gotta get to the clubroom.
Luz: Okay, but next time you have to give me a full tourm
Gus: Yeah, next time. [Laughs]
[They stop walking when they see the Abomination track professor]
Luz: Ooh, it's the professor. I should introduce myself. Apologizing for the incident.
[Luz walks up to the professor]
Luz: Hey, Mr. Abomination Professor, the "Abominominator". Remember me?
[The professor raises an eyebrow at her]
Gus: Oh, wouldn't you know? We suddenly have time for a full tour of Hexside!
[Gus pushes Luz and Izuku away. Cut to Principal Bump's office, where Eda takes a pencil out of a mug]
Eda: Been quite a while since I've sat here, huh?
[Eda puts the pencil on her top lip and reclines in the chair, crossing her feet next to Principal Bump's name plate. Bump stares at her shoes]
Eda: I gotta admit, it's extra weird without you yelling at me for picking fights or stealing.
Principal Bump: I can easily change that. [Shoves Eda over using magic]
Eda: [Grunts] Ow!
Principal Bump: [Moves his name plate back] What are you doing here, Edalyn?
Eda: [Sits up; inhales as she fixes her hair] I want to- Pfft! [Spits out some hair] I want to enroll my kids.
Principal Bump: Izuku? Didn't you already enrolled him here?
Eda: Yes, the other one, Luz, and before you get all judgy-
Principal Bump: That's not a bad idea.
Eda: You no-good....wait really?
Principal Bump: [Walks over to a file cabinet] I think the student body could learn a lot from having such an exchange student and the boy, Izuku, have so much potential, it's amazing!
Eda: [Grins] (He's not wrong, Izuku have the potential to be a very strong witch, even without those swords of his, his strength alone could beat hundreds of witches....)
(FLASHBACK)
[Izuku is outside chopping some fire woods, Eda exits the Owl House with some apple blood juice]
Eda: Watcha doing?
Izuku: Chopping- [Swings the axe, cutting down a very large chunk of wood into two] -some fire woods.
Eda: (Holy crap! He cut that thing in two? With one strike?! Man, that'll at least take me 5 if I'm not using any magic enhancer...) [Coughs] So...uh, Izuku, h-how did you just cut that, that seems like it'll take some uh, some strength and power for that... [Clears her throat]
Izuku: Oh, uh, I just like to work out to pass some time back at home. Why you ask?
Eda: N-nothing... [Laughs nervously and drinks the apple blood, the mug is seen shaking violently] (If he uses that Construction coven patch strength...he could easily destroy multiple buildings...)
[Izuku grabs another giant piece of log and rips it in half, Captain America style]
Eda: (I'm glad I'm on his side) [Gulps] (Really hope nobody piss him off at Hexside, I don't think even the Owl Beast can stop him)
[Eda laughs nervously to herself as Izuku just looks at her in confusion]
(FLASHBACK ENDS)
Eda: [Shakes her head]
Principal Bump: But before I even consider that, there's a lot to be answered for.
[Eda reclines on the desk again. Principal Bump magically turn her upside down without looking. Bump pulls a stack of files out of the cabinet]
Eda: Oh, right. Yeah.
Principal Bump: Oh, I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about the necrotic experiments, the graffiti, the scams, the cheating, Miss Jenkinmeyer's teeth.
Eda: [Sinks down in the chair but sits back up] Wait! I already cleaned all of the graffiti when I enrolled Izuku in here!
Principal Bump: -But! You didn't clean up your other mess and the trouble you caused when you were here, Eda.
[Eda sinks back down in the chair as Bump drops the pile of paper and books onto the desk. Eda looks at the page on top, which read, "PERMANENT RECORD"---Edalyn Clawthorne]
Eda: Huh....I thought there'd be more. [Smirks]
[Cut to the pitch, which has basketball hoops on either side. Skara is on the pitch while Gus, Izuku and Luz are in the stands]
Gus: And this is where we play the sports.
[Skara runs at the ball, but it is picked up by a Griffin. She screams, the Griffin screeches]
Skara: I hate this game! Ah!
[The Griffin grabs her and drops her into one of the basketball hoops. A horn blares, Gus and Luz applaud while Izuku just looks confused]
Izuku: Eh?
[A school guard rounds the corner. Gus sees the guard and drags Luz away as Izuku follows. Cut to the three of them walking past a door. Luz doubling back to look through the window]
Luz: Ooh, what's in here?
Izuku: A lot of plants, is like The Plant Homeroom or something.
Gus: Yup!
[Various students in the Plant track uniforms are tending to the greenery. A carnivorous plant eats a student, who had been standing next to it with a clipboard. Willow runs over and tickles the plant's stem. It laughs and spits the student it ate back up. She gives Willow a thumbs-up]
Luz: Willow, hey!
[Willow turns around and waves at Luz. Gus looks through the door]
Gus: Hi....
[Willow's face falls, she shakes her head]
Gus: Bye!
[Gus drags Luz away again as Izuku follows them]
Izuku: (Man, what's up with Gus?)
[Cut to them at a room full of mirrors]
Gus: And this is where I spend my time. The Illusion Track Homeroom.
[The Professor evaluates three illusion students. One doubles the length of her legs. One changes his face, outfit, and hair style and the third student is shaking as they draw a spell circle and accidentally removes his face. The professor draws a spell circle and his face returns. The student inhales deeply]
Luz: Wait, if you're here, who is that?
[Luz points across the hall, where another Gus is in another class]
Gus: That's one of my illusions, takes notes for me when I'm not around.
[Gus's illusion gasps and holds up a paper reading "I'm not paying attention". The Illusion laughs as he points at it]
Gus: He doesn't always do what he's told....
Izuku: .... That's a bad habit to have, Gus. You should attend your classes, you know.
Gus: Yeah..but I moved up a couple grades.
[Gus's watch screams again]
Gus: Ah! Time for the H.A.S meeting.
Izuku: Well, let's go l see this H.A.S clubroom of yours.
[Luz and Gus decided to race there as Izuku sighs and follows them. Gus's illusion watches them, growing nervous when Gus returns. The real Gus mimes decapitation and casually walks away. The Illusion starts playing to class. Cut to the H.A.S clubroom, where Gus, Luz and Izuku stands outside of the clubroom]
All members: [Banging on the table] Human, human! Human, human!
Izuku: (Whispers to Luz: Is it just me or do they seems more like they want to eat us?)
Luz: (Whispers back: Oh, come on, don't be so down in the dumps.)
Izuku: (Whispers back to her: Can you blame me? We are literally one bad day away from being eaten by a random demon.)
Luz: (Whispers back: Oh I'm sure that won't happen....I think.)
[Gus enters the clubroom first]
Gus: Human Appreciation Society... [Twangs the paper clip] ...it is my pleasure to introduce to you..
[Luz moonwalks into the clubroom, spinning around but not before almost falling]
Luz: Oh! [Recovers and takes her hood off]
Gus: Luz...and...
[Izuku follows soon after with a confident walk before spinning around next to Luz and hit the club members with that Champion Leon pose]
Gus: Izuku the humans!
Boy #1: Such showmanship!
Boy #2: That was cool!
[Luz and Izuku smiles as they walk up to the desk with Gus. Mattholomule grows nervous]
Gus: Luz, Izuku, may you inspect the items?
Luz: Of course, Mr. President. Allow me to determine if they're truly of my realm's origin.
Izuku: (I wonder what I should eat for dinner tonight....) Hmm...
[Luz reaches for the "shoe"]
Mattholomule: Stop!
[Mattholomule knocks his fakes off the table with a grunt. Everyone else gasps]
Mattholomule: Don't make another move, humans! [Jumps onto the table; calms down] I...have something to say. I'm new here at Hexside. M-making friends has been hard, so I lied. They're all fakes.
[Boy #1 gasps]
Mattholomule: I thought if I was important enough, people would like me, but I've caused enough drama.
[Luz and Gus shares a looks as Izuku looks at Mattholomule, suspiciously]
Mattholomule: So, I'll go, I'm sorry.
Luz: It's okay, you're only human, well, you know what I meant.
Gus: Mattholomule, you're not alone. You have a place here in the H.A.S.
Boy #1: You're not alone.
Boy #2: We admire your honesty.
Boy #1: You're one of us.
Mattholomule: Thanks, guys, I knew you'd understand.
Izuku: Oh, cut your bullshit! [Points at him]
[Everyone looks at him shock. Cut to the hallway]
Eda: [Grunts] I don't wanna do this!
Principal Bump: There's the whiny rebel teen I remember. You'll need this. [Hands over a mop] To clean up the Hexed graffiti you left us. Good luck. [Leaves]
Eda: [Sticks her tongue out at him] Meh! .....I already cleaned up some graffiti when I enrolled my son- I mean- Izuku, here, you know!
Principal Bump: (Far away: You didn't clean all of them though!)
Eda: Shut it Bump!
[Eda puts the mop in the bucket and attempts to wipe away the remaining graffitis in lockers that reads "EDA RULES, BUMP EATS STINK". The graffiti avoids the mop, she tries again, it moves again. Eda tries slower, it moves slower. Eda tries to wipe the entire row of lockers, only succeeding in making all the graffiti combine, that now reads "MOTHER NO!!!". Eda tries to wipe it again but it dodges. Eda groans. Cut back to the H.A.S as everyone looks at Izuku in surprise]
Luz: Izuku, what's wrong?
Izuku: What is wrong is that he's lying! [Points at Mattholomule]
Gus: What are you talking about Izuku?
Mattholomule: Yeah, I already confessed. So, what's your problem?
Izuku: My problem is exactly that! Why did you decided to do it now, if you wanted friends in the first place, why wait this long to tell them?
Gus: Now that you say that, yeah, he's right, why wait so long Mattholomule?
Mattholomule: W-well, I didn't know if you guys wanted to be friend.
Izuku: Then why not asked them?! What will change? I'll tell you what changes, Gus brought me and Luz here, you don't care about making friends, you only care about being popular!
Mattholomule: I-I d-don't know what your talking about, I only wanted to-
[Suddenly, the door to the H.A.S clubroom bangs open, two school guards steps in]
Mattholomule: [Points at Luz] There she is! [Pulls out Luz's wanted/banned poster] The intruder!
School Guards: [Sniffs the air] ..... Trouble....
Izuku: What?! The ban's been lifted!
Luz: Yeah, right, Gus? Tell them, Gus. [Screams as she's dragged away] Gus! Tell them!
[One of the school guards also grabbed Izuku]
Mattholomule: Oh, who's the liar now, Augustus?
Izuku: Luz! [Looks at Luz and looks back Mattholomule] You!
[Two line of Anti-Magic crept up his face, demon-like horns also forms on his face]
Izuku/Liebe: When I get free, I will hunt you down!
[Cut to the Plant Homeroom, where Willow is watering the carnivorous plants]
Willow: Maybe I've been too hard on Gus. I mean, what trouble could they get into?
Luz: Help!
Izuku/Liebe: Let go of me you stupid pieces of shits!?
Carnivorous Plant and Willow: Hmm?/Huh?
[The plant and Willow turn to the door. Thought the window, they can see Luz and Izuku being dragged off]
Luz: I don't even go to this school!
[Cut to the hallways]
Luz: Where are you taking us?
School Guards: Detention....
Luz: Oh, that won't be so bad, right?
Izuku/Liebe: Don't say that!
[They stopped in front of a giant door with three closed eyes. The eyes opens red and yellow and the bottom of the door lifts up to reveal a mouth filled with sharp teeth. Luz screams as Izuku looks infuriated]
Izuku/Liebe: (HOW STRONG ARE THESE HOOKS?!! I CAN'T EVEN WIGGLE IN IT!?)
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EXPLANATION TIME!
HELLO THERE! MY NAME IS WORMY! I WILL BE HERE FROM TIME TO TIME TO EXPLAIN SOME STUFF!
NOW, YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING, HOW ARE THESE HOOKS HOLDING IZUKU BACK? IZUKU IN HIS BASE FORM ALONE COULD DESTROY MULTIPLE TREES AND SMALL SHACKS!
WELL, YOU SEE! THESE HOOKS USES A SPELL! THE STRONGER THE PERSON TRAPPED BY THEIR HOOKS, THE STRONGER THE HOOKS WILL GET!
THE HOOKS ARE VERY SPECIAL AND VERY HARD TO MAKE! THE SPELL ALONE COULD DRAIN THE MAGIC OUT OF NORMAL EVERYDAY WITCHES, BUT THESE GUARDS HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY TRAINED TO USE THSE HOOKS!
(Although the guards are pretty useless without the hooks since they only trained on using the hooks and not on other things)
THEY ARE MOSTLY USED TO CONTROL/DETAINED/CAPTURE RAMPAGING BEASTS, CRIMINALS AND OTHER STUFF!
WELL, THAT'S ALL FROM ME!
I HOPE I WILL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN!
GOOD DAY!
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[Cut to the H.A.S room, where Gus is shaking with anger]
Mattholomule: I can't believe you fell for that. Like I'd actually apologize.
Gus: What. Did. You. Do!
Mattholomule: [Mockingly] Ah, bo-hoo. I'm sorry. "I am a new kid." "I want friends." Ha! No! I want power! And I want drama! I got one of those right now so, what are you gonna do, Mr President?
Gus: [Prepares to punch him] Executive action. [Grabs the bell's tongue]
Bell: Ow! [Screams, rings]
[Water is launched from the bell and soaks both of them. Cut to the two of them being dragged away by a school guard]
Mattholomule: I didn't pull the alarm! It was Augustus! Are you even listening to me?! I demand justice!
[Willow peeks around the corner as they pass. Cut to the door of the detention, it is growling and opening its mouth again as Gus and Mattholomule are thrown inside, they grunt]
Mattholomule: Wait!
[The detention growls and closes]
Mattholomule: [Bangs on the door] Get me out of here! Open up!
Gus: Luz! Izuku!
Luz: [Is hiding in Izuku's chest] Gus! You said the ban was lifted!
Izuku/Liebe: Did you lie?! And risks me and Luz's life?! Gus, if we weren't friends, I would've killed you!
Gus: Ummm....
[Gus tries to stand, but the ground cracks open at his feet. The crack widens until the cracks nearly make the whole room into a hole, revealing teeth, eyes and blue tendrils and pods. Inside of which are students. Luz screams as she holds into Izuku's tighter. Izuku blushes]
Izuku/Liebe: (Izuku: She's so close! Liebe: Oh, calm your hormones down, we need to get out here! Izuku: R-right!)
[Cut to the cafeteria as multiple students sees the doors to the cafeteria opens and a cloud of fog rolls in. Eda enters, ghosts falling onto the floor behind her. She dumps a writing bag at Principal Bump's feet]
Eda: [Strains] There....the girl's changing room is now ghost-free.
Principal Bump: Are you ready to give up? [Takes a ghost out of Eda's hair] You've barely scratched the surface.
[Eda growls and turns to see a student is helping Skara with a spell]
Boy #1: No, like this.
[Boy #1 summons a ball of fire, which turns into a snowball that splats onto the table]
Skara: [Gasps] Oh. [Does the same] Wow!
[Both of them hug each other]
Skara: Friendship is the real magic!
Eda: They're just as bad as Luz... she'd love it here. [Turns back to Principal Bump] All right. What's next, Bumpkins?
[Principal Bump grins and holds up a plunger. Eda groans. Cut back to the detention]
Izuku/Liebe: Who the hell design this place?!
Luz: How is this detention?! This is a death sentence!
Gus: I don't know! I've never been in detention before!
Mattholomule: Welcome to my world, believe it or not. At my old school, I was in detention plenty of times.
Izuku/Liebe: Or trust us, that's not hard to believe.
Luz: You jerk!
Mattholomule: Well, down in detention, this jerk is king. So, if you wanna get out, you better do exactly what I say. [Walks forward ls] But first, before anything else, we gotta- [Yelps]
[A snake rises out of the hole. It wraps a blue tendril around Mattholomule's ankle]
Mattholomule: [Grunts] Already? [Screams as he's dragged down]
Luz: Mattholomule!
Izuku/Liebe: Good riddance!
Luz: [To Gus] You lied to us! You lied about the ban! Why?
Gus: I was afraid..I acted stupid.
Izuku/Liebe: [Looks at him sympathetically] ...
Gus: Being younger than everyone is hard.... [Makes his way over to Luz and Izuku] You're overlooked, ignored. But at the H.A.S I mattered...I could make sure no one would ever get behind. I didn't want to lose that... I'm sorry...
Izuku/Liebe: [Puts a hand on his shoulder] I get it, Gus. I just wish you told us the truth...
Luz: Yeah, he's right.
[Gus smiles at the both of them. Snakes hisses, several of them slithering up the hole]
Gus: Let me make it up to you both. I've got a plan!
[A snake hisses as it rises out of the hole]
Luz: [Yelps] Ya! [Kicks it] I'm in! Where do we start?
Izuku/Liebe: And it better be good. [Grabs a snake by it's head and throws it to the wall]
Gus: [Grabs their hand] By leaving no one behind. [Grunts and jumps in the hole]
[Luz and Izuku screams. They landed on an eye and bounces, both grunting when they hit the ground. They stand and pull down the pod Mattholomule's in]
Mysterious Voice: You will be a good student...
Mattholomule: I will be a good student...
Luz: [Bites the pod; smacks her lips] You know, it didn't tastes as bad as I thought it would. Oh, right, Izuku, you can do magic! Do it!
Izuku/Liebe: [While pulling out the Demon Dweller sword] Don't bite it Luz. Wait, this is made of magic right, Gus?
Gus: Yeah? Why?
Izuku/Liebe: Alright. [Taps the pods with the hilt of the sword; the pod bursts]
[Mattholomule falls out of the pods, still in the hypnosis]
Mattholomule: Am I a good student?
Izuku/Liebe: [Hoists him over this shoulder] No, now shut up. When we get out of here, I'm beating your ass.
[Several snakes hisses as they surround the three of them]
Luz: This is part of the plan, right?
Gus: Or, the illusion of a plan.
[Gus draws a magic circle, then puts his hand in it and drags it through the air. Several other spell circles appears, and from them several clones of Luz, Izuku and Gus. A snake flicks it's tongue at one of the illusion of Gus, making it disappear. The snake hisses]
Luz: A genius and a wordsmith.
[Gus picks up a giant bone and the three climb out of the hole. Snakes hisses as they follow. Gus reaches the top first, taking Mattholomule from Izuku. Luz kicks a snake in the face when she eoulls herself up, then spins and kicks another. Gus hits a third with the bone, then runs. Izuku slices multiple snakes with the Demon Dweller sword]
Gus: We're gonna have to bust down the door.
Izuku/Liebe: Right behind you. [Pick up Mattholomule again and follows him]
[Three more snakes follow them out of the hole, hissing. Luz takes hold of the bone, and all three of them run for the door. The snakes hisses but try as they might, they can't move the door]
Luz: Um, Gus....the door is not moving!
Gus: Come on, just a little more.
[As Izuku/Liebe looks at their situation. He looks at he's hand and gets a determent expression]
Izuku/Liebe: You two, move out of the way, here. [Hands over Mattholomule to Gus as he holds him]
[Izuku heaves a bit as his teeth grows into fangs, his horns largens a bit and anti-magic started covering half of his body as a wing sprouts from his back]
Izuku/Liebe: Let's do this....Liebe.
(DEMON FORM: 5% OUT PUT!)
Izuku/Liebe: [Looks at Luz] I'll probably be knocked out after this, so please...take care of me. [Smiles]
[Izuku/Liebe grips the Demon Dweller sword]
Izuku/Liebe: AAARRRHHHGGGG!
[Izuku swings the Demon Dweller sword at the door]
[Cut to the outside of the detention, where Willow is sneaking to the door. She strains to lift the crossbar off the door, as she was about to press the crossbar to the door, before freezing when she hears Eda]
Eda: I washed off all the graffiti. Apologized to Jenkinmeyer for stealing her teeth. Caught all the wild cerebi. Ah, we should be good.
Principal Bump: [Shakes Eda's hand] It will be very exciting to have two humans exchange students.
Eda: And you won't tell the emperor coven about this, will you?
Principal Bump: No, Hexside is a safe place for you three. I'm the principal, not a stooge. Consider you pupils, our pupils.
[A loud explosion interrupted them. As Willow runs from the door as something from the inside broke the door, dusts picks up as Principal Bump, Eda and Willow ran to where the explosion happened. Gus, who was carrying Mattholomule, and Luz runs out of the detention]
Eda: Luz! What happened?!
Principal Bump: Who broke the door?! (Whoever did this is strong! Not even Eda when she was younger could break out! Sure, she did break out but that's because she tricked someone to open the door but whoever did this just straight up broke it!)
Luz: It...[pants] It was Izuku!
Eda, Principal Bump and Willow: Izuku?!
[A shadow-y figure emerged from the dust as it dissipates, revealing it to be Izuku in his half-demon form]
Izuku/Liebe: [Heaves] Holy hell....that took a lot out of me...
[Izuku gasps before collapsing to his knees, his demon form also dissipates into the air, returning him back to normal]
Izuku: [Looks up to them, still heavily panting] H-hey, guys. [Smiles tiredly]
[Luz runs to him and helps him up to his feet]
Eda: Kid, what did you do?
Izuku: Oh, there was a lot to say...wait, so why are you here?
Eda: Glad you asked. [Smiles smugly] Guess who just got Luz into Hexside!
Izuku: What?
Luz: No way!
[Snakes continues to hisses, Luz screams. Principal Bump snaps his finger]
Snakes: !!! [Freezes] Uh, sorry, Principal Bump. Sir. [Hisses; Retreats]
Principal Bump: [To Luz and Izuku] What did you do?
Eda: [Facepalms] Oh, you gotta be kidding me...
Principal Bump: [To Eda] To think any students of yours would be capable of doing anything but such chaos...Eda, take your students and leave! You are now both banned from this campus!
Eda: [Grunts] Come on, kid. Let's go.
[Luz, Izuku and Eda started to leave]
Gus: Wait, Principal Bump! Don't blame them. I told them that Luz's ban was lifted. We were fighting over the Human Appreciation Society. I brought Luz and Izuku because I wanted to win. This is all my fault.
Principal Bump: Is that's so? Augustus, would you be willing to accept both Izuku and Luz's punishment as your own?
Gus: Yes, Principal Bump. I would.
Eda: Huh, dang, dweebus.
Principal Bump: Very well. [To Luz and Izuku] In light of that, barring any more trouble, you shall officially be enrolled in Hexside School next semester.
[Luz gasps and smiles as she hugs Izuku, pressing her face into he's face]
Eda: Uh, hold on, hold on.
[Eda puts her hands on Luz's and Izuku's shoulders, then glares at Principal Bump and gestures for him to step back. He takes exactly two steps back. Eda kneels down in front of them]
Eda: I'm only doing this because I have faith in you both, and I know you're too smart to fall for that One-Witch, One-Coven nonsense. You can learn a lot from the witches here. [Looks over her shoulder and smirks] And maybe teach them some of that Bad Girl Coven magic too.
Principal Bump: I didn't hear that. [To Gus] As for you, I would be saying detention right now but that seems to be out of order. So, as of now, I'm removing you from the Human Appreciation Society. [Takes Gus's crown]
Mattholomule: Does that make me president M
Principal Bump: Impressive, you're still alive. Yes, I suppose you are. [Throws the crown on Mattholomule's head]
Mattholomule: [Weakly] Yes! [Falls back]
Principal Bump: Now, with that accomplished, Eda, we have some paperwork to fill out.
Eda: Wait! I gotta do more stuff? Ugh! [To Luz] You better enjoy this place, kid.
[Luz smiles and looks at her friends]
Gus: Want to finish that tour?
Willow: I can show you guys what plants not to touch in the greenhouse, and then, you can touch them.
Luz: Yeah! Let's go!
Izuku: Yes, but first- [elbows Gus in the stomach, making him fall to his knees] -that's for putting me and Luz in danger.
Gus: Ugh....duly noted...
[Gus stands up and the three of them runs off as Izuku stays behind for a bit]
Mattholomule: Hey! Wait! Take me! I'm your president! Oh, come on.
Izuku: Oh right. Thanks for reminding me.
[A line of Anti-Magic crept up on his face again and punches Mattholomule in the stomach]
Izuku/Liebe: Paybacks a bitch, washing machine....
[Izuku walks away with a smile as he turns back to normal. Cut to Eda permanent record. Pages are flipped through as a song plays]
Song: 🎶Why can't you remember🎶 🎶Why can't you remember me?🎶 🎶Oh, no, no, no🎶 🎶Yeah🎶 🎶Why can't you remember🎶 🎶Why can't you remember me?🎶 🎶Oh, no, no, no🎶 🎶Ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh Ooh, yeah🎶
[Eda's permanent record includes letting loose a pack of feral ghosts in the girl's locker room, starting an abomination food fight at lunch, hexing the school bells to play pop songs, letting in "two giant bug-things" that destroyed classrooms, and feeding the school graffiti spicy snacks until it threw up over the grudgby field]
[Cut to the Owl House living room, where Luz, Izuku and Eda are going through Eda's record]
Izuku: Wow...Bump wasn't kidding, you are a terrible student.
Luz: Yeah...how did he survived all of this?
Eda: I don't know....
HEYO!
Sorry for the late... update...
I was sick during the weekends and during the Monday.....well that day I was just tired af but I'm fine now, please don't get mad at me🙏
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