(twow cult)
(Marker, Potato, Foldy, and Stapy are online)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Oh, hi guys!
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: hi, me and marker were just discussing an au of ours
ultimate❤️💙shipper: well, she made it first, but now we're working on it together!
ultimate❤️💙shipper: speaking of au's, i know you have a fateswap au. can we hear about it?
💙foldy's malewife💙: ive heard this all before /lh
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Of course!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Basically, I took 2 TWOWers, and just, swapped their placements
💙foldy's malewife💙: she kept the gods the same, though
ultimate❤️💙shipper: coolio!
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: who swaps with who
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I made a list of it, wanna see
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: yes /nf
ultimate❤️💙shipper: sure lol
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: It's a WIP, so some of them don't have theirs assigned yet
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Anyways here
ultimate❤️💙shipper: WAIT FUCK YEAH THAT MEANS I WIN
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: let's go!
💙foldy's malewife💙: so... would joseph and riley swap- oh wait taop's also unconfirmed there nvm
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: I'm not sure yet, I might include Tantusar as well
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: honestly go ahead- /nf
ultimate❤️💙shipper: wait, so sam and midge aren't the same person in this au?
💙foldy's malewife💙: yeah, foldy told me that when i asked
ultimate❤️💙shipper: also damn bombs is gonna pull a clarity meme
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: NO NOT THE CLARITY MEME-
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: I USWD TO WATFH TTHOSE ANIKATION MEMES ALL THE TIME-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: OH GOD POTATO'S HAVING A STROKE /j
ultimate❤️💙shipper: so does spicy kill midge or-
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: THE SWAPPED DEAF!SPICY AU-
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: WAIT SHIT I TYPED DEAF-
💙foldy's malewife💙: i love how i don't even have a clue what you all are talking about anymore-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: LOL- What if though?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: this is why d and f should not be next to each other in the alphabet
💙foldy's malewife💙: they're... not? you mean keyboard, right marker?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: YEAH- HOW DID I THINK ALPHABET AJDJDISKWKSKASK
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Like what if that happened and then Spicy had to learn sign language and everyone else had to figure out how to communicate with him
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: i can just imagine spicy getting tired of someone talking and just yoinking out hearing aids-
ultimate❤️💙shipper: OK THAT'S JUST CANON TO IT NOW-
ultimate❤️💙shipper: bonus points if it's midge he's talking to
💙foldy's malewife💙: from what i've seen of twow, yeah lol, nobody likes midge-
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: what have you seen?
💙foldy's malewife💙: the ytps, 0a, 6b, the episode that shall not be named, all b's from 17b to 25b
💙foldy's malewife💙: and i also know that a blue-green book fucking dropkicks qwerby off a cliff
ultimate❤️💙shipper: oh, so you've seen part of 16b
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Some of the A episodes are important too, like 10A and 12A!
💙foldy's malewife💙: yeah ik, maybe we can watch them together!
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: OMG YES STAPY
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: dream date: watch twow together
ultimate❤️💙shipper: honestly that sounds like a great idea potato
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: get sunny in on it as well, she's only seen the first and last episodes
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: DOUBLE DATE IDEA!
ultimate❤️💙shipper: OMG FOLDY THAT'S EVEN BETTER
💙foldy's malewife💙: LET'S DO IT
💙foldy's malewife💙: BOTH OF YOU, MY HOUSE, 7PM
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: that means that we'd be done at like 3- /nm
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: And that's without us pausing and whatnot
ultimate❤️💙shipper: STILL LET'S DO IT
ultimate❤️💙shipper: I ASKED CRAYON AND SHE SAID I COULD!
💙foldy's malewife💙: LET'S GO!
potarker forever🤎💗💜🤍: I'LL GET SUNNY-
(Potato is offline)
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Actually... why not get Sushi along as well?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: she'd sixth wheel- /lh
(Sushi is online)
cliff diving! :): I HEARD ABOUT A TWOW BINGING MARATHON
cliff diving! :): I'M IN
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Isn't it also a day before EWOW begins?
ultimate❤️💙shipper: OH YEAH IT IS
ultimate❤️💙shipper: makes it even better!
💙foldy's malewife💙: oh right, forgot about that!
💙foldy's malewife💙: so... are you all on your way-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Check your window :)
💙foldy's malewife💙: ok- WTF FOLDY WHY ARE YOU STANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE-
❤️stapy's girlboss❤️: Oh, a car just showed up- two actually
ultimate❤️💙shipper: IT'S ME!
💙foldy's malewife💙: OMG GUYS I'M COMING-
(Stapy is offline)
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i will make these parts longer
anyways i'm like
half-"excited because twow was literally my childhood and is my main special interest"
half-"worried that it's not gonna be as good as twow especially since there's gonna probably be like thousands of contestants-"
for ewow-
these guys are binging (almost) all of twow, they're skipping 14b for obvious reasons