December 8th, 12:01 AM
STRAYKIDS
savagefetus: who wants to hold toes?
oldmanchan: jeongin its literally 12:01 AM what the fuck
pizzaslice: why am i always waking up to this
seungtheman: no literally
ilovehyunjin: I CAME HERE TO DROP SOME MONEY, DROPPING ALL MY MONEY
ilovefelix: DROP SOME MONEY, ALL THIS BREAD SO YUMMY YEAH
ilovehyunjin: TWERKING TWERKING WHEN I BUY THE THINGS I LIKE
ilovefelix: DOLLARS DOLLARS DROPPING ON MY ASS TONIGHT
oldmanchan: of course its felix who's twerking
ilovefelix: stfu old gasbag
ilovehyunjin: ily bae
ilovefelix: <333
ilovehyunjin: <3333
leeknow: 😍😍😍
savagefetus: Sigh.
savagefetus: you're stupid.
Jisuck: did you just sigh?!??!?!
savagefetus: you're also stupid.
leeknow: excuse us?
savagefetus: ANYGAYS WHOS READY FOR CHRISTMASS 🎊🎊🎊🎄🎄🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄🧑🎄
ilovehyunjin: OMG OMG I AMMM YAYAYA
ilovefelix: me and felix literally put up the tree on november 1st
seungtheman: its funny how literally everyone decides its christmas as soon as the clock strikes midnight on november 1st
Jisuck: ITS TIMMEEEEE
oldmanchan: on christmas we should totally meet up to celebrate!
ilovehyunjin: omg we should do a secret santa!!!
seungtheman: hell yeah
leeknow: BET
savagefetus: whoever gets chosen for hyunjin's rich ass will be lucky frfr
ilovefelix: i will buy everyone a Porsche.
Jisuck: can i get a Lamborghini instead
ilovefelix: No.
leeknow: im going to have to bring them wines and champagne
Jisuck: omg yes rich wine daddy
savagefetus: i can't have wine yet :(
leeknow: orange juice will do then
seungtheman: chan's decaying ass is going to get drunk again
oldmanchan: no i will not.
seungtheman: we'll see.
ilovefelix: we're like this big happy family! i love everyone!
Jisuck: UwU
ilovefelix: i changed my mind. fuck you 🖕
Jisuck: damn
oldmanchan: LANGUAGE YOU ASSHOLE
leeknow: TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE YOU BALD AHH STUPID MF
oldmanchan: oh.
Jisuck: omg bae <3
leeknow: No.
Jisuck: plss
leeknow: 3>
leeknow: FOR FUCKS SAKE
leeknow: <3
Jisuck: omg omg choke me daddy
leeknow: fuck you
pizzaslice: why are you always accidentally making a peen
ilovehyunjin: PEEN
ilovefelix: PEENERS
savagefetus: guys help my little toe is bleeding
oldmanchan: wtf is happening
Socks: no fr thats why im saying.
leeknow: WTF WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!?!?!
Socks: i've literally always been here moron
seungtheman: GET TF OUT OF HERE SOCKS
Socks: NEVER
seungtheman: FUCK YOU
Socks: FUCK YOU
seungtheman: FUCK YOU
Socks: FUCK YOU
seungtheman: FUCK ME
Socks: wait what
Jisuck: gasp
seungtheman: OH SHIT
seungtheman: WTF MY KEYBOARD AUTCORRECTED
seungtheman: SHIT FUCK
savagefetus: oh look the keyboard ships it too
ilovehyunjin: #seungsocks
leeknow: * w h e e z e*
seungtheman: NO THIS BITCHASS KEYBOARD AUTOCORRECTED
Socks: oh? you sure about that?
seungtheman: stfu you probably have a 5 millimeter peen
Socks: bitch no you probably have -100 millimeter peen
seungtheman: NO
pizzaslice: bro why are felix and hyunjin the only normal couple
pizzaslice: like seungsocks and minsung, get it together
Socks: wtf
seungtheman: wtf
leeknow: wtf
Jisuck: :3
leeknow: No.
oldmanchan: okay its 12:30 AM yalllll
oldmanchan: EVERYONE GO TO BED NOW OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL PULL OUT THE BELT
Jisuck: okay okay damn.
Socks: No.
oldmanchan kicked Socks from the chat
oldmanchan: there.
savagefetus: such a party pooper
oldmanchan: GO TO BED
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mwehehehe the dates finally match up >:D
Btw, pray for the dream cat for me. Bro's not feeling well and is spending few days at the animal hospital. His bf is missing him.
The lord of cat rizz and dream cat for eva
But this dumbass continues to be a third wheel (and she still runs into walls. she did a somersault off the stairs once and looked like she was about cry when the cat rizzler and dream cat were cuddling.) She needs to experience love. Anyone got a cat?
How tf do you make pictures smaller, her dumb face is stretched across the screen. You can see every atom of her face.
....
It's like hella late for me. I shall listen to my bro Chan and go to bed.
Goodnight >:)