A/N: Here's a chapter for all the people single on Valentine's Day once again! 🖤 We are now each other's Valentine's, I'm sorry but it's non negotiable.
Feel free to request more of these "prank" scenarios for me to write! <3
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-Nightwing (Dick Grayson):
*Dick is blushing immediately and has to prosses for a second
*Once he finishes processing, he just stares at you with a bewildered look
*"Did you just call me your husband?" He's so confused
*You of course deny, and he just looks at you a moment longer before finally going back to what he was originally doing
*He'd look at you with a calculating look in his eye for the rest of the day
-Red Hood (Jason Todd):
*Jason actually gets sad when he hears you call him your husband- even though he knows you're just messing with him
*He wants so badly to marry you, but he doesn't see himself as good enough
*His mind wanders long after your joke, though of course he hides this from you
*He'd be lost in his own head thinking over the pros and cons of marrying you... or in his mind all the cons of YOU marrying HIM
*Eventually he comes to terms with wanting you in his life forever and he knows if you really wanted to leave, you would
-Harley Quinn:
*Harley becomes borderline hysterical after hearing you call her your wife
*She'd pull you into a bone crushing hug before skipping out of the room- the only thing on her mind being to put a ring on your finger
*She's gone so fast that you worry for her sanity... more so than usual
-Red Robin (Tim Drake):
*Genuinely has to think back on if you guys ARE actually married or not and he's just forgetting somehow
*After finally recalling that you two have in fact NOT gotten married his only response is "what?"
*You only smile at him causing his cheeks to redden before he shrugs off your weird behavior
*If he starts looking at wedding rings soon after this, well that's no one's business but his
-Poison Ivy:
*She doesn't even flinch or pause for a second
*She'd only look up at you and smirk before directing her gaze somewhere else
*Ivy really just rolls with it; she'd also start calling you her wife/husband after this
-Raven:
*Raven completely freezes when she hears you call her your wife
*She stands there for a good long while before abruptly teleporting away
*She doesn't do this because she's opposed to the idea, she only does this out of sheer embarrassment
-Deathstroke (Slade Wilson):
*Slade's immediate response is to laugh- wholeheartedly
*Once he composes himself, he'd grab you by the waist to pull you in close
*"If you want to marry me, just say so."
*Your teasing 100% backfires but at least the idea of marriage is now in his head... at least more than it was before
-Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes):
*His face turns red SOOO fast
*You even manage to stun Khaji Da- who is always listening in on your conversations
*His first thought is to ask Khaji Da to confirm if he heard you right
*After this confirmation he stares at you with wide eyes before blurting out "I'd love to be your husband."
*This isn't him proposing, merely him accepting reality
-Talia Al Ghul:
*Before you even make the joke Talia has already been thinking about marriage
*Her response would just be "when's the wedding beauty?"
*Instead of her becoming the flustered one, you end up with a red face
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