Dou: Oh
Nez: Wait wait wait
Nez: Let me read that rq
Kaza: Go ahead ^^
Nez: :>
Sabito: Harshhh
Sabito: I could never
Daki: Damn ;-;
Nez: HELL
Nez: I'm....
Nez: I mean his reasons are valid... I think
Sabito: Dunno
Dou: :< I'd never cheat on you Akaza-dono! I love you only!
Kaza: HMMM
Nez: Wait one min
@Nez unmuted @Naki
Daki: A-
Naki: Thank you
Kaza: Oh okay
Kaza: Anywho
Kaza: DOUMA
Dou: Yes..?
Kaza: I need to tell you smth
Nez: Oh
Kaza: (I'm sorry)
Dou: Sorry?
Kaza: Not you
Kaza: To Nezuko for making her do all this work for nothing
Nez: No, no, it's alright :>
Kaza: Douma it was a prank
Sabito: That's worse somehow
Kaza: He was being a bitch
Kaza: Anyways it's not like anything of what I said was a lie
Kaza: Just not as harsh
Daki: Damn
Dou: oh I"m so glad T-T
Kaza: Shut up
Dou: :'>
Dou: But you love me :0 !!
Kaza: ................no i don't
Dou: But you said everything you said was true
Dou: and part of what you said was 'The fact that you fucking made me fall for you! I wish you would die because I can't stop thinking about the shitass demon you are.'
Dou: >:D
Kaza: ....bitch
Dou: hehehehe
Naki: Ah, Akaza, I want to say something
Kaza: Huh? Yes?
Naki: Well...
Kaza: Hm?
Nez: :>
Sabito: ;-; I feel like what she's gonna say is going to be bad
Naki: Douma is, in some ways, actually cheating on you.
Sabito: Called it
Kaza: WHAT
Dou: HUH?? I'M NOT!!
Naki: Douma
Dou: Yes...?
Naki: Though perhaps I should say it in DM's
Nez: DON'T BABY US
Nez: WE'RE NOT CHILDREN
Naki: Genya is here
Nez: Nvm
Nez: Fine
Kaza: .............
Kaza: DOUMA.
Dou: I DIDN'T I SWEAR
Dou: I SWEAR ON MY LIFE
Naki: You shouldn't swear on your life, I feel as if he'd throw you into the sun then.
Kaza: Nakime
Naki: Yes?
Kaza: Thank you for telling me
Naki: Of course
Nez: Oh shit what happened I looked away for one second
Sabito: Won't Tanjiro kill you for swearing
Nez: ....fuck
Sabito: You're making it worse
Nez: ;-;
Kaza: I'm going to fucking rip your head off Douma
Dou: But-
Dou: But Akaza-dono I didn't do anything!!
Kaza: BS.
Dou: Wha
Nez: (He doesn't know abbreviations)
Kaza: Right, thank you
Nez: ^^
Dou: Big snake?
Kaza: BULLSHIT.
Dou: Huh-
Kaza: No you fucking idiot
Dou: Oh
Kaza: And you wonder why I call you a idiot
Dou: :(
Naki: I have proof of you cheating on Akaza.
Kaza:...
Dou: Akaza-dono I would never I promise!!
Nez: DRAMAA Douma prove yourself!!!
@Nez unmuted 3 people
Kai: ^
Sabito: ^
Daki: ^
Gyu: ^
Shinobu: ^
Nez: Oops
Sabito: Huh?
Nez: I meant to unmute everyone-
Sabito: Idiot
Nez: ;m;
Daki: shut up stupid fox guy
Sabito: I-
Shinobu: Douma
Shinobu: Go jump into the sun
Dou: :( noo why?
Shinobu: Bc... you deserve it...
@Nez unmuted 25 people
Nez: There
Genya: Why did you guys mention me earlier
Nez: No reason
Dou: Why would I cheat??!!
Naki: I'm unsure, but you did
Dou: Whenn :(((
Naki: A couple days ago??
Kaza: So it was even recent..
Dou: T-T I don't remember?
Kaza: Nakime?
Naki: Yes?
Daki: HELP
Nez: WHAR
Daki: DM'S
Nez: KK
Sabito: TELL ME TOOOOO
Nez: ALR!!
Kaza: Huh-
Kaza: Nakime how did you find out?
Naki: Ah...
Naki: Well
Dou: A couple days ago??
Naki: Ah, yes, I teleported him to me to pass along a message
Dou: Ohh i remember that
Dou: I remember now
Naki: And so,
Naki: that's how I found out
Kaza: Ohh..
Kaza: DOUMA YOU FUCKER
Dou: NO- :'>
Kaza: I will fucking throw you into the sun to make you tell the truth
Dou: Uhm... Nakime--
Naki: Akaza
Kaza: Yes?
Naki: Don't
Kaza: Why.
Kaza: I'm sorry I didn't mean to sound rude
Naki: It's alright
Naki: Do not kill him, it was simply a prank...
Kaza: WHAT
Kaza: Apologies for shouting but WHAT...
Dou: T-T Nakime-Chan said we could do a prank on you because you did it to me
Kaza: oh
Kaza: OINKMSASONUGReonkflmdas
Dou: ARE YOU OKAY
Kaza: Yeah...
Kaza: Fuck anyways
Sabito: HAHHHAHAHAHAH I'M SORRY THAT TOOK TO LONG FOR YOU TO FIND OUT
Kaza: YOU KNEW??
Sabito: It was what Nezuko DM'ed me and daki
Kaza: Oh
Kaza: Okay
Sabito: Anyways
Dou: I'm sorry Akaza-dono :(
Kaza: ANYWAYS.
Nez: Imagine
Mitsu<3: I'm kinda confused what happened T-T
Obanai: I can tell you in DM's!
Mitsu<3: Thank you!
Obanai: Anytime ^^
Shinobu: Fucker
Obanai: Says you
Uzui: I love it when they become sassy
Uzui: I'm so proud of you
Obanai: Stfu
Mitsu<3: Iguro-San don't be mean :<
Obanai: That was autocorrect I meant to say "oh"
Mitsu<3: Okay..
Obanai: :D
Uzui: How the hell does oh autocorrect to stfu..
Uzui: Bro I don't get you
Obanai: Shhh I'm trying to explain to Mitsuri what happened
Uzui: fine
Kaza: So like
Uzui: ?
Kaza: What do we do now
Uzui: Fuck
Kaza: WHAT
Uzui: Huh?
Shinobu: Why would you say that..
Uzui: Say what
Shinobu: -_-
Mui: Fuck
Uzui: Oh
Uzui: I almost spilled water on my screen
Sabito: U sure it was water?
Uzui: Stfu
Makomo: Oop-
Koku: I'm not even going to ask
Sabito: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU
Koku: DM's, why?
Sabito: Bc y'all be popping up like fucking popcorn
Kai: Hi
Gyu: Hi
Naki: Huh
UtaTsugikuni: What is happening now?
Sabito: You're just proving my point
UtaTsugikuni: What?
Sabito: Nothing
UtaTsugikuni: Ok
Sabito: Anywho
Kai: I want to play truth or dare again :[
Sabito: What abt never have i ever-
Kai: YES
Kai: Never have I ever fucked anyone whilst being underage
Kai: Type "^" if you have
Sabito: I-
Makomo: Isn't there literal children here
Kai: Hmm
Kai: So?
Ka(GAY)a: ^
Kai: Nah I wasn't expecting that
Uzui: Idek if I want to answer it
Ka(GAY)a: I did it for my position as the leader of the corps. Amane had to produce children of my family line and when I died was very uncertain
Kai: That... kinda makes sense?
Nez: Ig
Muzan: Why don't you just die
Ka(GAY)a: Did anyone hear anything?
Gyu: AY-
Shinobu: YESS
Uzui: LMAO
Muzan: What.
Koku: (He's ignoring you, basically)
Muzan: ....
Koku: :>
Muzan: Never have I ever been gay
Koku: You have to do '^' too, Muzan...
Muzan: Fuck you
Kai: You two are the gayest of all demons
Kai: ^
Muzan: i can literally kill you
Muzan: ^
Nez: I'm gonna say Lesbian counts
Kai: Idc :p
Nez: ^
Uzui: ^
Shinobu: ^
Mitsu<3: ^
Sabito: ^
Kaza: ^
Dou: Is gay happy?
Kai: Dumbass
Kai: It means a male liking a boy ??
Kai: ALso how the fuck is your name back to Dou
Dou: I figured out how to change it back >:D
Dou: Oh! And okay!
Dou: ^
Daki: ^
Naki: Lesbian counts?
Nez: Mhm!
Naki: ^
Genya: ^
Mui: ^
Obanai: Why is it that near to everybody is gay or has been at least once.
Tamayo: It appears same-sex relationships are rather common here
Obanai: Yeah-
Kaza: Never have I ever been a fucking dumbass and not known that in the context we were speaking of 'Gay' meant gay and not happy.
Dou: ^
Sabito: -_- that was so obviously targeted
Kaza: WHO CARES
Sabito: Literally no one
Dou: no one else..?
Uzui: no-
Dou: Oh :'>
Sabito: Never have I ever come out of the closet bc of someone else
Naki: ^
Dou: Wha?
Sabito: I'm going to do this one for Giyuu :3 ^
Zen: ^ i think
Kai: Gayass
Zen: Stfu
Muzan: ^
Koku: ^
Daki: Oopsies
Sabito: Istg where were you hiding in zenitsu..
Zen: I was watching
Zen: Decided not to get involved till the drama was over
Sabito: Wise decision
Zen: :3
Kai: He's stupid fym wise
Kai: Zenitsu and wise don't go together
Zen: SHUT UP
Kai: No can do
Zen: AONIKMFLEOndsmklWFPoe
Nez: Oh- Uhm--
Zen: Never have I ever used a breathing form taught by someone I got killed because I became a fucking demon.
Nez: Welp
Kai: Bitch
Kai: ^
Gyu: Oh wow
Koku: :>...
Sabito: Yep now let's start targeting ppl...
Daki: Wait really?
Sabito: W h a t
Daki: Bet.
Gyu: Oh shit
@Sanemi is online
Sanemi: The hell is happening
Daki: <3
Daki: We're playing never have I ever, do ^ if it's you
Sanemi: Uh ok
Daki: :))) never have I ever mistakened someone's brother to be a simp for his sister.
Sanemi: .
Daki: :3
Sabito: We're doing it targeted now btw shinazugawa
Sanemi: Well fuck you too
Sanemi: ^
Daki: :3
Sanemi: Never have I ever had a sister who worked as a literal prostitute
Daki: Ffs
Gyu: ^...
Gyu: Shut up
Daki: </3
Gyu: Not you
Daki: Oh
Sanemi: Blah blah blah
Uzui: THIS IS FUN
Sanemi: FUN MY ASS
Sanemi: NEVER HAVE I EVER KILLED MY OWN FUCKING SIBLING
Uzui: I take it back
Uzui: ^
Nez: Dang
Uzui: Never have I ever killed my mother.
Sanemi: .
Sanemi: ^
Obanai: Oml chill
Uzui: NEVER HAVE I EVER OBSESSED OVER A GIRL WHO IS HALF GAY.
Obanai: BITCH
Obanai: I DON'T OBSESS
Uzui: WHEN DID I SAY IT WAS U THO.
Obanai: FUCK OFF
Mitsu<3: Huh...?
Nez: (i'm trying not to laugh)
Daki: hashira drama much
Sanemi: NEVER HAVE I EVER HAD THREE FUCKING WIVES THEN WENT OFF AND DATED A MAN.
Uzui: KYS
Uzui: I LOVE THEM ALL EQUALLY.
Makio: :3
Hinatsuru: :3
Suma: :3
Obanai: NEVER HAVE I EVER BEEN CRINGE ASF CONSTANTLY SAYING FLASHY AND FLAMBOYANT
Uzui: IT'S NOT CRINGE.
Obanai: SAYS YOU
Uzui: SAYS THE ONE WHO LITERALLY WEARS A MASK OF BANDAGES ON HIS FACE 24/7
Obanai: SAYS THE ONE WHO WEARS JEWLERY TO FUCKING KILL DEMONS.
Uzui: SAYS THE ONE WHOSE ONLY FRIEND IS HIS SNAKE.
Obanai: SAYS THE ONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FRIENDS.
Mitsu<3: Please stop fighting >m<"
Obanai: We're not fighting it's a friendly argument <3
Mitsu<3: :<
Uzui: FUCKING SIMP.
Obanai: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Naki: I don't understand humans
Obanai: Me neither
Naki: I-
Uzui: Stfu iguro
Obanai: No you
Uzui: You're not abt to go tell me that with your tiny ass dick.
Obanai: Bet yours is smaller
Uzui: How do you think I'd get three fucking wives??? And a husband??
Obanai: Surgery.
Sanemi: can i make the other Hashira go online
Daki: DO IT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Sanemi: @Giyuu @Kyo @Gyomei
@Kyo is online
Kyo: What now
Uzui: KYOJURO BACKREAD A COUPLE TEXTS
Kyo: Alright...
Ka(GAY)a: I shouldn't be entertained...
Tamayo: Indeed.
Muzan: This is stupid
Sanemi: Like you
Muzan: Fuck off
Sanemi: I'll go fuck someone iyw.
Muzan: Close the damn door then
Sanemi: @Giyuu
@Giyuu is online
Giyuu: Wha-
Sanemi: Backread.
Sabito: No you don't.
Sanemi: I fucking will
Sabito: No.
Sanemi: You're literally dead tf are u to do.
Sabito: I will fucking find you
Sanemi: Good luck w the sounds
Daki: Ehm
Kai: Yk idek what's happening anymore and i love chaos...
Daki: Honestly
@Gyomei is online
Gyomei: What is happening question mark
Ka(GAY)a: Maybe you want to leave-
Gyomei: Why so question mark
Kyo: ;-;
Obanai: No yeah you want to leave himejima-
Gyomei: Should I read back question mark or will i regret it question mark
Obanai: You'll regret it.
Mitsu<3: He can read?
Sanemi: HELL
Gyomei: That's not very nice comma Kanroji hyphen san period frowny face emoji
Mitsu<3: Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean it that way!!
Nez: Maybe I'll just
Nez: Mute everyone but the Hashira
Gyu: Don't you fucking dare
Nez: <3
@Nez muted 21 people
Sabito: Great now my dms will blow up
Nez: eheheh
Shinobu: Well at least it's more of the Hashira groupchat it was supposed to be now...
Giyuu: Sanemi we are NOT gonna fuck...
Sabito: HA.
Giyuu: I'm on a fucking mission anyways-
Sabito: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ONLINE THEN
Giyuu: THE NOTIFICATIONS.
Sabito: IGNORE THEM..
Giyuu: I COULDN'T THE DEMON KEPT STARING AT MY POCKET WHEN IT VIBRATED
Uzui: Vibrator
Obanai: Uzui no
Uzui: :'>
Mitsu<3: Huh???
Giyuu: Great now the demon is laughing it's head off.
Sanemi: The fuck
Giyuu: It wanted me to check the notifs
Sabito: I-
Giyuu: Yes
Daki: I'm giggling sm rn i can't
Nez: FR
Kyo: Will you just kill the demon Tomioka-San...
Gyomei: I agree comma I do not understand why you are not period
Giyuu: already did (hence the laughing it's head off)
Gyomei: Oh comma okay then period smiley face
Giyuu: TwT
Kyo: Oh alr
Ka(GAY)a: Now continue
Nez: Huh?
Ka(GAY)a: Nothing
Nez: Okay..
Sanemi: so you're done with your mission giyuu
Giyuu: Yes...
Sabito: FUCK NO
Sanemi: FUCK YES
Giyuu: What
Daki: OML WAIT HELP
Nez: HUH
Daki: HE WANTS TO FUCK HIM AND HE SAID 'fuck yes' SO LIKE FUCK? YES.
Nez: REAL.
Sanemi: EXACTLY
Sabito: NO
Giyuu: You realize you're talking abt whether or not he'll fuck ME
Giyuu: And i'm not given any room for opinion
Sabito: SEE HE DOESN'T WANT IT
Giyuu: I didn't say that either
Sanemi: >:D
Giyuu: NEITHER DID I SAY YES OMFG
Uzui: Get used to it
Giyuu: Fuck off
Uzui: I'm so proud
Giyuu: ;-;
Sanemi: Soo yes or no
Giyuu: I'll think abt it
Sabito: NO HE SAID NO
Sanemi: SINCE WHEN.
Sabito: NOW
Giyuu: I DID NO SUCH THING NOW SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
Obanai: HAHHAHAH
Shinobu: I'm glad i'm not Tomioka-San-
Gyomei: Please refrain from all of this swearing and fighting comma thank you period
Mitsu<3: Yeah T-T
Obanai: ;-;
Kyo: Honestly idek why you try anymore...
Sabito: Tbh i don't think you should
Ka(GAY)a: Mhm
Gyomei: I must do my best period
Ka(GAY)a: I'd make Gyomei admin but he can't see the controls so-
Sanemi: Wait, you can?
Ka(GAY)a: No, I just have more of a sense of how to use this
Sanemi: Ah okay
Gyomei: Apologies period
Ka(GAY)a: No worries
Gyomei: smiley face emoji
Sabito: Anyways
Mitsu<3: T-T is the fighting done?
Obanai: Yep
Sanemi: No
Shinobu: Maybe
Giyuu: Most likely not-
Nez: Imagine
Daki: LMAO
Mitsu<3: Oh-
Giyuu: Uhm anyways
Sabito: Anyways indeed
Daki: uh
Nez: ?
Sanemi: Hm
Mui: Spider
Nez: What
Mui: Spider
Nez: okay..
Sabito: Well it got quiet
Kyo: That's a GOOD thing
Sabito: I mean it got quiet here at least
Kyo: What
Sabito: No bc my DM'S are killing me..
Kyo: Welp
Sabito: WHY. WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE IS SPAMMING ME THERE ARE OTHER MODS FFS
Nez: I muted my dms
Sabito: Oh
Daki: LMAO
Giyuu: Pfft
Shinobu: Tomioka
Giyuu: Wat
Obanai: Ffs
Obanai: Drop it Kocho
Mitsu<3: Wha
Shinobu: Tomioka I saw you smiling the other day and not because of your food.
Daki: FOOD??
Shinobu: He smiles only for his Salmon Daikon
Giyuu: I wasn't smiling...
Sabito: Why aren't u smiling much >:0
Giyuu: I AM
Obanai: Imagine contradicting yourself
Giyuu: SHUT UP
Nez: Damn
Sabito: ):
Shinobu: TOMIOKA
Giyuu: WHAT.
Shinobu: Could it be you're HAPPY??
Uzui: OML IMAGINE
Giyuu: WHAT
Sabito: Oooh
Shinobu: Is it bc you have two boyfriends now.
Giyuu: I'M SINGLE..
Shinobu: So Shinazugawa and Sabito just suddenly stopped existing?
Kyo: Wait I'm confused where this is coming from
Kyo: like ik that those two were just fighting abt Tomioka but Kocho is being very random
Obanai: The context is our dms..
Mitsu<3: Oh no you weren't fighting again were you?
Obanai: For once the fighting wasn't about you
Mitsu<3: Oh
Mitsu<3: But still fighting? :<
Obanai: Abt Shinazugawa and Tomioka and Sabito
Sabito: What abt
Giyuu: Istg if you keep placing bets on me
Obanai: Uhm..
Giyuu: SERIOUSLY.
Obanai: hahah-
Shinobu: We're betting on who you're going to end up with
Obanai: Shh
Giyuu: ...
Giyuu: I'm gonna go kms
Shinobu: So you'll end up w/ Sabito?
Giyuu: WTF WHERE YOU GET THAT FROM
Shinobu: He's dead
Sabito: No need to remind me
Kyo: I'm so confused rn.
Uzui: I'm not
Kyo: Care to enlighten me?
Uzui: Suree in dms tho bc i'm bored
Kyo: Alr
Sabito: We have to unmute some people i'm seriously going to scream I have like....... 4k notifications from my dm's only.
Nez: HELP WHAT
Sabito: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
Nez: FINE WHO DO YOU HAVE THE MOST FROM
Sabito: KAIGAKU
Nez: I-
@Nez unmuted @Kai
Kai: FINALLY NOW SOMEONE MAKE ME MOD
Sabito: Nah
Nez: Just do it
Sabito: Ffs
Ka(GAY)a: I'd truly prefer if no other Uppermoon had access to admin
Daki: But i have it-
Ka(GAY)a: Ah. but you are not alive...
Daki: True
Ka(GAY)a: Mhm
Gyomei: I think we should kick out the Uppermoons period
Ka(GAY)a: They'll come back anyways
Gyomei: I still insist we must get them out comma master period
Ka(GAY)a: Maybe later
Gyomei: Okay comma understood period
Ka(GAY)a: Mhm
Kyo: Wait wait
Giyuu: Wha-
Kyo: Tomioka-San...
Giyuu: Hm?
Kyo: Have you not been happy because of lack of... love?
Giyuu: WHAT NO
Kyo: Affection?
Giyuu: Uhm
Giyuu: NO
Kyo: YOU HESITATED.
Giyuu: I DIDN'T
Uzui: He's been lonely bc he didn't realize half the Hashira were gay
Obanai: I'M NOT GAY
Uzui: UR BI IT COUNTS.
Obanai: FUCK OFF
Uzui: SHUT UP
Obanai: IDGAF
Kyo: Why is there arguing every other second...
Obanai: BC NOBODY GIVES A FUCK
Kyo: :'>
STOP I MISSPELLED GYOMEI AS GYOMIA ONCE. /SRS
Also damn this one is actually almost 1000 words BUT it ends in the most random place ever </3
TYSM TO @NioaAkila FOR HELPING ME W/ EDITING AND STUFF!
<3
btw sorry for my not posting here for so long i'm lazy okay...