hi! tws: mentions of sh, suicide + swearing
chapter centered on a select few, but mostly cooper, mateo & lloyd
@mateoandz has added @coopmakescars and 9 others...
@stoplloyd: What's this?
@mateoandz: hello ninja, dream chasers + zoey ! ^^ i added you to this gc since izzie forced me too
@zanejulien: This is irregular, how can we be added into this groupchat if we are merely just in a dream? This does not compute.
@thebandit: Short answer is, Mateo doesn't know. He just found you guys in his contacts.
@loganator: Yoo, wheres that hot air guy?
@coopmakescars: First off all, hot air is called 'Steam' and you're acting as if you don't have a TikTok account based on how much you love Kai, heck, you even have a cosplay of him up on the account.
@loganator: Coop!
@mateoandz: HE DOES? OH YOU GOTTA TAG ME
@besthothead: Why am I here?? Is it because you guys want my autograph?
@izziegarcy: i actually prefer jay over you, because jay is actually one of the more special characters that didn't have an evil era, like nya and etc, the only thing we see of evil jay is in s2 ep3 double trouble where garmadon uses the mega weapon to create bizzaro versions of the ninja that caused chaos in ninjago city and darkleys, but ever since we've never seen jay turn evil, but he was pretty selfish during skybound
@mateoandz: sis..
@coopmakescars: Does this give me permission to rant about how Skybound is an underrated season?
@stoplloyd replied to @izziegarcy: Oh
@besthothead: ..So do you still want my autograph.
@loganator: I do
@coopmakescars: Hey, @mateoandz, wanna come over?
@mateoandz: sure!
@izziegarcy: these homosexuals..
@loganator: Speaking of which, @thebandit wanna go out with me sometimes? (With rizz)
@besthothead: I'm so proud of you kiddo
@thebandit replied to @loganator: Google, where's the nearest cliff I could jump off of.
@nyawalker: This girl is a mood, I like her
@superockinstar: @brookzashay cole i need help with an invention
@brookzashay: ASK ZANE IM BUSY
@brookzashay: whoops caps
@zanejulien: I am going to be completely honest, I do not care about what Jay needs help with.
@nyawalker: Oh wow!!!!!!!
@izziegarcy: @superockinstar do u still have ur possession outfit? :3
@superockinstar: what
@izziegarcy: season 5 outfit
@superockinstar: WHAT
@zanejulien: I think what Isabel is trying to say, is if you still have your gi that we used when Morro attacked the Village of Stiix 5 years ago.
@izziegarcy: plz call me izzie, titanium ninja :3
@superockinstar replied to @zanejulien: i burnt that a long time ago
@izziegarcy: NOOOOO(ᗒᗩᗕ)
@mateoandz: Isabel Christina Garcia. I am trying to prepare myself to go to Cooper's house but your inconsistent screaming in our room is bothering me. If I recall every time I let you prepare to see Nova, I am always silent. But whenever I tell you to silence yourself whenever I'm on a voice call with Cooper, you're always noisy. You always bother me by being loud as can be, especially when I'm trying to sleep and get a break from these Night Missions my god forsaken Science Teacher gives us middle schoolers because his reason is that "He's too old to fight the Nightmare Creatures alone" and needs recruits just to put himself out of danger. The Night Bureau is always on his case since he's screwed up multiple times on protecting children like 'The boy' he mentioned when he was explaining why he didn't know how Lunia defeated the Nightmare King. So for the love of God and for my sake, please be silent.
@loganator: Who knew Matty could write paragraphs when he was pissed lol
@besthothead: No cuss words too huh...
@stoplloyd replied to @mateoandz: You're so me but in another universe
@mateoandz: agreed!! can't believe wu got morro's hopes up js bc he thought he'd be the green ninja! morro served during season 5 tho !!!! imo , you're better but morro deserves to be the green ninja since you already have so much trauma like misako signing you up to an abusive boarding school!!!
@stoplloyd: FORREAL, LIKE WHY ME? I SWEAR ON THE FSM
@coopmakescars: Uhm, I just bought the new Dragons Rising sets if anyone cares..?
@mateoandz: We can assemble it tgther, if u want( ◜‿◝ )♡
@izziegarcy: i was going to say i want in aswell but this homo got here before me.
@loganator: Tell me about it
@mateoandz: fuck off i'm not gay
@izziegarcy: ur literally my brother.. ik u like cooper.
@mateoandz: DELETE THAT MESSAGE.
@loganator: WOAH HE WHAT???
@izziegarcy has unsent a message
@loganator: Oh you gotta tell me this in dms
@izziegarcy: I was planning too
@mateoandz has renamed the groupchat to "Dream Chasers + Ninjas !"
@thebandit: I'm not a Dream Chaser, I'm a Dream Bandit.
@mateoandz: does it look like i give a fuck? :3
@stoplloyd: You're so me
@mateoandz: ReAl!!!
@besthothead: So like when can you guys visit?
@mateoandz: in our sleep, dipshit! ^_^
@besthothead: It was just a question.. Gee
@mateoandz: stfu i wont forget what u did to lloyd in season 4! >.<
@besthothead: What's season 4..
@izziegarcy: tournament of elements, aka the most forgettable season ever !!!!!
@loganator: FYI, TOURNAMENT OF ELEMENTS IS THE BEST SEASON EVER BECAUSE OF THE VILLAIN KAI SCREENTIME AND SECRETS OF FORBIDDEN SPINJITZU IS THE MOST FORGETTABLE SEASON.
@izziegarcy: erm, actually! js bc s4 introduced kailor doesn't mean anything! (≧▽≦)
@loganator: Kys
@izziegarcy: im snitching on cooper.
@besthothead replied to @izziegarcy: Oh, but I redeemed myself in there
@stoplloyd: im still really scared of you because of what you did there
@besthothead: I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY LIKE 5 YEARS AGO UNTIL NOW
@stoplloyd: I was sent to an abusive boarding school what do you expect
@besthothead: Who's Brad again
@stoplloyd: My mentally sane friend who put a whole fire ant hill in my bed! ┐( ˘_˘)┌
@besthothead: Do you ever wonder why he doesn't visit you?
@stoplloyd: No, but why?
@besthothead: He met his demise
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@stoplloyd: What
@stoplloyd: WHAT
@stoplloyd: WHAT DID TSUY DO???#;$+
@besthothead: Sometimes, things aren't meant to be revealed.
@zanejulien: Kai, I would like to remind you that we have already been sent to prison for breaking out Aspheera and stealing her weapon.
@superockinstar: actually we've been sent to prison two times
@zanejulien: But I've calculated everything precisely, there isn't any other time we've gotten locked up?
@superockinstar has unsent a message
@superockinstar: Zane, your PRECISELY replying to yourself!
@nyawalker: Jay wtf
@coopmakescars: @izziegarcy, Teo and I plan on going to a mall, so please inform Mr. Garcia :)
@izziegarcy: ...Who's paying???
@coopmakescars: I am ^^
@izziegarcy: Oh wow
@izziegarcy: u like my brother, dont u
@stoplloyd: Someone likes Mateo????
@izziegarcy: ..were coops + teos interactions not mean anything or..
@stoplloyd: MATEO'S GAY???
@izziegarcy: yeah,,,,,
@coopmakescars: First of all, Izzie, me nor Teo like each other. We're just friends who have known each other since the 1st grade, and Mateo is proudly straight with his crush. And Izzie, you're acting like you don't go on crazy rants about Nova.
@loganator: Oh shit☠️☠️
@izziegarcy: im doxxing u
@stoplloyd: Oh
@besthothead: ...
@zanejulien: ?
@superockinstar: 😧
@nyawalker: HELP
@brookzashay: SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
@stoplloyd: omg r those ghosts
@brookzashay: SPRAY WATER ON THEM??
@stoplloyd: :3
@mateoandz: @coopmakescars whats the diff between ❤️ & 🤍?
@coopmakescars: ❤️ is used for romantic events and etc, while 🤍 are used to depicte deep friendships! :D
@mateoandz: Okay, ily❤️❤️
@coopmakescars: Ilyst🤍🤍
@stoplloyd: NO FUCKING WAY MATEO GOT REJECTED☠️☠️
@besthothead: L rizz
@izziegarcy: HELP ME
@loganator: That's not how you rizz someone up Matty!
@thebandit: I did not need to see this.
@zanejulien: It appears Cooper Williams has rejected Mateo Christopher Garcia.
@nyawalker: I'm so sorry.....
@superockinstar: Idc!!!
@brookzashay: That's rough buddy.
@mateoandz: oh💔💔
@stoplloyd: it really hurts bud
@mateoandz: i wanna kms🤍
@stoplloyd: me too🤍
@besthothead: LLOYD YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SUICIDAL ANYMORE
@nyawalker: LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON SMITH.
@stoplloyd: aha.
@izziegarcy: oh
@coopmakescars: @mateoandz ilysm for helping me assemble the lego set btw❤️
@izziegarcy: A RED HEART???
@besthothead: Nvm, kid has W rizz after all
@loganator: Oh please, Cooper is way out of Mateo's lead
@stoplloyd: WOAH
@coopmakescars: 🤍*
@coopmakescars: Wrong emoji, sorry
@stoplloyd: Stop getting Mateo's hopes up ong
@besthothead: Just like Harumi AHHAHAHAH
@stoplloyd: 1.82.016.032.070 :3
@besthothead: ....
@besthothead: Why did you just dox me. INFRONT OF CHILDREN??
@stoplloyd: @mateoandz wanna go to eras tour
@mateoandz: sure !! ^^ what time?
@stoplloyd: tonight :3
@mateoandz: yippee!
@coopmakescars: Oh.
@izziegarcy: u drew stars around my scars .... now im bleeding!! :o
@coopmakescars: How did you know I do that to myself.
@coopmakescars has unsent a message
@loganator: YOU WHAT??
@izziegarcy: OH
@thebandit: *the nearest therapist*
@stoplloyd: ....
@besthothead: Didn't need to know that, get a therapist
@zanejulien: I'm sure your parents can comfort whatever you're going through.
@nyawalker: Oh so is it coop makes cars or coop make scars
@superockinstar: same
@stoplloyd: real tbh
@mateoandz: you guys didn't know?? coop literally wears bandages
@loganator: NOT IN THE DREAM WORLD THOUGH???☠️☠️
@mateoandz: You see him everyday, how did you not notice..
@loganator: I HANG OUT WITH YOU MORE??
@coopmakescars: Do you guys just get tired of pleasing everyone that you just ignore them until you get your energy back up but when you do they think your guys friendship is over but you're too scared to speak up about it so you decide to ignore them as well?
@stoplloyd: everyday
@superockinstar: real
@mateoandz: Is that directed to me.
@coopmakescars: Up to you
@stoplloyd: Mateo.....😧
@mateoandz: HE WAS IGNORING ME FIRST
@coopmakescars: YOU GHOSTED ME AND DIDN'T EVEN TEXT ME AN "ARE YOU OKAY"??
@mateoandz: I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED SPACE
@coopmakescars: I NEEDED COMFORT.
@mateoandz: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??
@coopmakescars: YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE BREAKING UP, I DON'T NEED YOUR PETTY RESPONSES. I'M BLOCKING YOU
@mateoandz: WELL I DON'T NEED YOU AND YOUR PRETTY FACE OR SMARTASS COMEBACK EITHER
@stoplloyd: I'm a child in another divorce.
@stoplloyd: wait breaking up..😧
@izziegarcy: oh crap
@loganator: Uh
@thebandit: Nope.
@besthothead: Why did we just witness a break up.
@zanejulien: My analysis tells me Cooper doesn't wanna block Mateo, and neither does he.
@superockinstar: No shit Zane, it's a joke
@brookzashay: Can't we just have peace in this gc..
@brookzashay: But aren't you guys like 13? You guys are like middle schoolers at best..
@izziegarcy: im 11 & zoey is 14 but close enough.. :3 and yes we r in middle school, but coop + teo r in a relationship
@mateoandz: are not
@izziegarcy: are too
@mateoandz: fuck you
@izziegarcy: kys
@stoplloyd: oh
@stoplloyd: even 13 year olds have better relationships than me
@mateoandz: well you're aroace now, proven by me!1!1!1
@stoplloyd: i was always aroace..
@stoplloyd: +transmasc
@coopmakescars: same
@stoplloyd has unsent a message
@coopmakescars has unsent a message
@izziegarcy: WHAT ????
@loganator: You guys have a coin slot??💀
@mateoandz: "coin slot" 😭😭
@thebandit: Oh I'm not the only one
@izziegarcy: YOU'RE TRANS???
@thebandit: Did my deep voice not give it away..
@izziegarcy: i thought you were js alto ....
@thebandit: Oh well.
@loganator: WHAT SINCE WHEN?
@coopmakescara: Why are you guys going crazy? Zoey, you didn't tell them?
@thebandit: I thought it was obvious, with names like "Cooper" & "Zoey" you thought we weren't trans?
@loganator: I thought your guys mothers just hated you guys if I'm being honest
@coopmakescars: My mom left me when I was 3.
@thebandit: My mom died 6 years ago.
@loganator: Oh! Touchy subject.. Okay..
@stoplloyd: I'm starting to like Cooper more than Mateo tbh
@mateoandz: WHAT THE FUCK?? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GO TO THE ERAS TOUR TONIGHT??😭😭 I THOUGHT WE WERE EACH OTHER BUT IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE, YOU LIAR!!!!
@stoplloyd: WELL IF YOU DIDN'T GHOST COOPER I WOULD'VE STILL LIKED YOU BETTER
@mateoandz: Good point.
@stoplloyd: A mutual understanding
@brookzashay: Magkamu??
@stoplloyd: what
@loganator: Feeling ko hinde
@brookzashay: Ay, di pala nila alam..
@loganator: AY SHET 💀
@brookzashay: TANGINA PATULONGGG
@zanejulien: Cole, Logan, please refrain from using Tagalog in this gc.
@coopmakescars: Pero naintindihan ko?
@loganator: KAILAN KA NAGING PINOY????😱 AKALA KO AMERIKANO KA EH
@coopmakescars: Maputi lang ako dahil di ko gusto umalis sa bahay dati.
@brookzashay: ONG??? BAGONG KAIBIGAN NA PINOYY
@coopmakescars: Sorry about that, my native language just slipped out. I will still keep using English to reply to everyone elses texts, we will make a separate groupchat for me, Cole and Logan to use for Filipino purposes.
@mateoandz: In a world of boys, hes a gentleman<3 😍
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@mateoandz: SHIT WRONG GC😭
@izziegarcy: MATEO????
@loganator: I HAVE SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH MAGGOT.
@coopmakescars: Uhm..
@stoplloyd: Ignoring that, @everyone, favorite Taylor Swift song?
@mateoandz: Would've Could've Should've
@izziegarcy: Snow on the Beach
@loganator: Ready for it
@besthothead: Bad blood
@thebandit: Gorgeous
@brookzashay: Blank Space, idc which version
@nyawalker: Sparks fly
@superockinstar: Me
@zanejulien: I personally do not listen to her.
@stoplloyd: and @coopmakescars?
@coopmakescars: This might be pretty surprising, but Better Than Revenge Taylor's version. I liked the stolen version too but the misogyny in it was not nice.
@stoplloyd: Oh so you have jealousy issues
@coopmakescars: Guess you could say that
@loganator: Nagseselos sa english
@brookzashay: Jalosi!
@coopmakescars: I might actually kms I'm not sure though
@zanejulien: *one attachment*
@coopmakescars: If I vent all my trauma onto a therapist, I might get sent to a mental asylum
@zanejulien: Oh.
@loganator: Coop, wanna talk about it in dms?
@coopmakescars: No thanks.
@loganator: Offer's always gonna be open if you need it
@brookzashay: You can always contact me as well kiddo
@coopmakescars: Thanks.
@izziegarcy: Why is Coop suddenly depressed
@coopmakescars: Actually, I've been diagnosed with AUHD and Depression way back when I was 9.
@izziegarcy: oh!
@coopmakescars: ‘Kay, bye. I need to get back to my soccer training.
@coopmakescars has gone offline
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