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In the ✨FLAMBOYANT✨ CHIT-CHAT

At 3:23 Am

Sanemi: Can't sleep...

Sanemi: Anyone online?

Sanemi: Anyone???

Sanemi: Hello??????

Sanemi: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ALL!?

Uzui and Rengoku are now online

Uzui: WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLEEP OF THE GLAMOROUS SOUND HASHIRA?!

Sanemi: It's me, idiot, and since when did you become glamorous?

Rengoku: GOOD MORNING UZUI! GOOD MORNING SANEMI! 

Sanemi: Morning Rengoku.

Uzui: Good morning, Ren. And Sanemi, what do you mean by since when? I was glamourous from the very day I was born from my mother!

Sanemi: 😒

Uzui: 😡

Rengoku: RISE AND SHINE, MY FRIENDS, LET'S NOT BEGIN THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH A FIGHT BETWEEN US.

Uzui: Eh~ fine, I'll let it slide this time

Sanemi: Meh, whatever...

Uzui: Now, could you kindly tell us as to why you ruined our sleep

Sanemi: Not really a particular reason; I just couldn't sleep...

Uzui: And so you decided to wake up others and ruin their sleep.....

Sanemi: yea

Uzui: .....

Uzui: You motherfuc-

Rengoku: LANGUAGE TENGEN!!!

Uzui: Sorry, Rengoku. But seriously, Sanemi, next time, just count sheep or something. This is the second time you have done this!

Sanemi: Counting sheep? That's your solution?

Uzui: It works for me.

Rengoku: I remember counting sheep as a kid when I couldn't sleep; my mother even brought me a toy sheep!

Sanemi: I'm not counting sheep; not even kids do those things these days.

Uzui: Whatever, man, just try not to wake up others when you can't sleep

Sanemi: meh~

Iguro is now online

Iguro: What's all this commotion at 3:30 am?

Uzui: Sanemi woke us up because he couldn't sleep

Iguro: Again?

Rengoku: GOOD MORNING IGURO!!

Iguro: Good morning Rengoku

Sanemi: What should we do now, that we have all woken up?

Uzui: Go back to sleep

Iguro: I would've done that but......

Inosuke is now online

Inosuke: WHO DARED RUIN THE SLEEP OF THE KING OF MOUNTAINS, GREAT ALMIGHTY INSOUKE-SAMA

Sanemi: Are you and Uzui related by any chance?

Inosuke: no.?

Rengoku: GOOD MORNING INOSUKE!

Inosuke: Morning? It is still dark outside

Uzui: Darkness is, but the absence of light!

Iguro: Just what were you trying to do there?

Uzui: Honestly, I don't know...

Iguro: 🙄I just wanna go back to sleep......

Tanjiro and Giyu are now online

Tanjiro: Good morning, everyone! What's Happened?

Rengoku: GOOD MORNING TANJIRO!

Uzui: Sanemi woke us up because he couldn't sleep...

Tanjiro: ....I hope it doesn't turn out like last time.

Uzui: Nah, I hope it does. You guys FLAMBOYANTLY dusted Sanemi inside a gutter. It was so funny to watch i even recorded it🤣🤣

Sanemi: Do you perhaps have a death wish Uzui? I would be more than happy to fill it for you 🔪

Uzui: *Gulpes*

Iguro: Did this dude just gulp through text?

Giyu: He is staying too much on phone these days.

Iguro: Where the fuck did you appear from?

Giyu: I would like to know too...

Tanjiro: I think he meant, when did you come online...

Giyu: Oh, same time as Tanjiro.

Sanemi: What's going on between You and Tanjiro? I see you two together all the time.

Tanjiro: Oh we jus-

Uzui: Giyu has been adopted by Mama Tanjiro.

Sanemi: LMAO!

Iguro: Ohhhhh Mama Tanjiro did you feed your sweet baby tomioka...

Rengoku: I THINK HE MEANT IT IN A BROTHER WAY.

Uzui: Yes, I mean in a brother way. He didn't just adopt someone older than him as his kid.

Sanemi: Then what's with 'Mama Tanjiro'?

Inosuke: A viral nickname for gentamo.

Iguro: Now who is this Gentamao?

Tanjiro: Me. I am Gentamo. Insouke it is Tanjiro, please.

Tanjiro: Also, Inosuke shouldn't you be asleep?

Sanemi: I can see why he is being called 'Mama Tanjiro'.

Tanjiro: What is that supposed to mean?

Uzui: Meh~ I am getting bored now.....

Giyu: Then go to sleep.

Uzui: Sleep is for nerds

Giyu: So, your wives are nerds...

Uzui: ......

Uzui: You motherfuc-

Sanemi: 🤣🤣🤣

Iguro: Lol...

Rengoku: IS BEING A NERD BAD?

Tanjiro: Not really Rengoku, it's just a joke.

Zoro: Heh? What is this place?

Tanjiro: Who are you now?

Sanemi: Did somebody change their username?

Uzui: You can change your username?

Sanemi: I think...

Uzui: OHHHHH

Zoro: Who are you guys?

Iguro: We should be the ones asking that!

Uzui has changed there username to "THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD"

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: THIS IS SO ✨FLAMBOYANT✨

Giyu: His msg is hurting my eyes!

Iguro: Revert your username now or......

Inosuke: Hah? I AM GONNA DO THAT TOO!!!

Inosuke has changed there username to "BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗"

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: AHAHHAHAHA BOW DOWN YOU PEASANTS YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE KING OF MOUNTAINS!!!!!11111!1!!!1!!111!111!!

Giyu: He is worse than Uzui.

Sanemi: Permission to kill Uzui and Boar?

Zoro: Man, you all are some weird people...

Iguro: Who the hell are you even?

Tanjiro: Inouske change your username back.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: YOU CAN'T COMMAND ME BONJOUR

Iguro: Why is he suddenly speaking French?

Tanjiro: Change your username back, or I'll say to Aoi to not make any food for you.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: ..........

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗 has changed there username to "Inosuke"

Inouske: fine now.....

Tanjiro: 😊

Sanemi: Man he really is a Mama

Sanemi: Also Uzui

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: YOU MEAN THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD?!

Sanemi: Change your username or I am calling your wives.

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: And what are you gonna tell them?

Sanemi: I am gonna show them this

Giyu: 

Tanjiro:

Iguro:

Rengoku:

Zoro:

Inosuke: IS THAT THE GOD OF FESTIVALS???

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: In my defense, I was drunk.

Sanemi: Doesn't excuse, kissing a minor.

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: Fine, I'll change it.

THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD has changed their username to Uzui

Uzui: Fine now?

Sanemi: Hmm

Tanjiro: But where is that photo from Sanemi?

Sanemi: .........

Uzui: Let's not talk about it...

Giyu: My jaw still hurts...

Iguro: I did had a nice sleep tho

Tanjiro: ???

Rengoku: OH, IS IT FROM THE PHOTO I TOOK WHEN WE GOT DRUNK PARTYING?

Uzui: RENGOKU!

Sanemi: I want to die.

Giyu: Same here

Iguro: I can help you two with it.

Tanjiro: You guys were partying?

Inosuke: YOU HAD A PARTY WITHOUT THE KING OF MOUNTAINS?! HOW DARE YOU!

Iguro: Someone shut this guy up or I will

Tanjiro: Back to the topic at hand

Tanjiro: What were you guys partying about

Sanemi: Not really a particular reason.....

Rengoku: UZUI, ON A LATEST MISSION FOUND A STASH OF WINE THAT A DEMON WAS HIDING IN HIS CAVE. SO, WE DECIDED TO PUT THEM TO GOOD USE AND HAD A ADULTUROUS PARTY!

Tanjiro: 'Adulturous party' WHAT?

Sanemi: RENGOKU WHAT THE FUCK??????

Iguro: I don't remember that happening?!

Giyu: WE ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING MARRIED??? WHAT THE FUCK??

Uzui: AYO??? I AM FAITHFUL TO MY WIVES!!

Rengoku: ???

Rengoku: SORRY DID I SAID SOMETHING WRONG?

Inosuke: What is an 'Adulturous party'?

Rengoku: OH WHEN ONLY ADULTS ARE INVOLVED IN SOMETHING, IT IS CALLED ADULTUROUS!

Sanemi: ................

Tanjiro: Oh my god Rengkou.....

Giyu: I......

Iguro: Namu Amidu Butsu.

Rengoku: ?

Uzui: I am gonna break it up for him

Sanemi: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE UZUI!1!1!

Iguro: Please don't, I beg

Giyu: I feel like he should know the true meaning of the word, so he wouldn't accidentally get in trouble by using it in the wrong situation

Tanjiro: To presume there will be a right situation...

Rengoku: IF I SAID ANYTHING WRONG PLEASE TELL ME!

Uzui: Check Dm's

Rengoku: ..............

Rengoku: I am extremely sorry......

Giyu: It's fine just don't use it again...

Rengoku: I will keep that in mind. Thank you Uzui!

Uzui: Anytime my FLAMBOYANT Friend.

Sanemi: You know the shit is real if Rengoku doesn't write in all caps...

Tanjiro: True...

Tanjiro: Ahh I am gonna go guys. The sun is rising so, its time for my training.

Inosuke: HOLD THERE MOJIRO! ME AND PICKACHU ARE COMING TOO!

Tanjiro: Sure thing Inouske!

Tanjiro: Well, see ya guys

Tanjiro and Inosuke are now offline

Uzui: I am also gonna go, my wives are waking up

Uzui: Bye guys see ya around!

Uzui is now Offline

Iguro: I think it's time for all of us to go on with our day...

Sanemi: Yeah...

Renguko: WELL THEN, BUY MY FRIENDS🔥🔥

Sanemi: Bye Rengoku.

Iguro: Bye.

Giyu: Ok

Everyone is now offline

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Author: The story is now recontinued...

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