In the ✨FLAMBOYANT✨ CHIT-CHAT
At 3:23 Am
Sanemi: Can't sleep...
Sanemi: Anyone online?
Sanemi: Anyone???
Sanemi: Hello??????
Sanemi: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ALL!?
Uzui and Rengoku are now online
Uzui: WHO DARES DISTURB THE SLEEP OF THE GLAMOROUS SOUND HASHIRA?!
Sanemi: It's me, idiot, and since when did you become glamorous?
Rengoku: GOOD MORNING UZUI! GOOD MORNING SANEMI!
Sanemi: Morning Rengoku.
Uzui: Good morning, Ren. And Sanemi, what do you mean by since when? I was glamourous from the very day I was born from my mother!
Sanemi: 😒
Uzui: 😡
Rengoku: RISE AND SHINE, MY FRIENDS, LET'S NOT BEGIN THIS BEAUTIFUL DAY WITH A FIGHT BETWEEN US.
Uzui: Eh~ fine, I'll let it slide this time
Sanemi: Meh, whatever...
Uzui: Now, could you kindly tell us as to why you ruined our sleep
Sanemi: Not really a particular reason; I just couldn't sleep...
Uzui: And so you decided to wake up others and ruin their sleep.....
Sanemi: yea
Uzui: .....
Uzui: You motherfuc-
Rengoku: LANGUAGE TENGEN!!!
Uzui: Sorry, Rengoku. But seriously, Sanemi, next time, just count sheep or something. This is the second time you have done this!
Sanemi: Counting sheep? That's your solution?
Uzui: It works for me.
Rengoku: I remember counting sheep as a kid when I couldn't sleep; my mother even brought me a toy sheep!
Sanemi: I'm not counting sheep; not even kids do those things these days.
Uzui: Whatever, man, just try not to wake up others when you can't sleep
Sanemi: meh~
Iguro is now online
Iguro: What's all this commotion at 3:30 am?
Uzui: Sanemi woke us up because he couldn't sleep
Iguro: Again?
Rengoku: GOOD MORNING IGURO!!
Iguro: Good morning Rengoku
Sanemi: What should we do now, that we have all woken up?
Uzui: Go back to sleep
Iguro: I would've done that but......
Inosuke is now online
Inosuke: WHO DARED RUIN THE SLEEP OF THE KING OF MOUNTAINS, GREAT ALMIGHTY INSOUKE-SAMA
Sanemi: Are you and Uzui related by any chance?
Inosuke: no.?
Rengoku: GOOD MORNING INOSUKE!
Inosuke: Morning? It is still dark outside
Uzui: Darkness is, but the absence of light!
Iguro: Just what were you trying to do there?
Uzui: Honestly, I don't know...
Iguro: 🙄I just wanna go back to sleep......
Tanjiro and Giyu are now online
Tanjiro: Good morning, everyone! What's Happened?
Rengoku: GOOD MORNING TANJIRO!
Uzui: Sanemi woke us up because he couldn't sleep...
Tanjiro: ....I hope it doesn't turn out like last time.
Uzui: Nah, I hope it does. You guys FLAMBOYANTLY dusted Sanemi inside a gutter. It was so funny to watch i even recorded it🤣🤣
Sanemi: Do you perhaps have a death wish Uzui? I would be more than happy to fill it for you 🔪
Uzui: *Gulpes*
Iguro: Did this dude just gulp through text?
Giyu: He is staying too much on phone these days.
Iguro: Where the fuck did you appear from?
Giyu: I would like to know too...
Tanjiro: I think he meant, when did you come online...
Giyu: Oh, same time as Tanjiro.
Sanemi: What's going on between You and Tanjiro? I see you two together all the time.
Tanjiro: Oh we jus-
Uzui: Giyu has been adopted by Mama Tanjiro.
Sanemi: LMAO!
Iguro: Ohhhhh Mama Tanjiro did you feed your sweet baby tomioka...
Rengoku: I THINK HE MEANT IT IN A BROTHER WAY.
Uzui: Yes, I mean in a brother way. He didn't just adopt someone older than him as his kid.
Sanemi: Then what's with 'Mama Tanjiro'?
Inosuke: A viral nickname for gentamo.
Iguro: Now who is this Gentamao?
Tanjiro: Me. I am Gentamo. Insouke it is Tanjiro, please.
Tanjiro: Also, Inosuke shouldn't you be asleep?
Sanemi: I can see why he is being called 'Mama Tanjiro'.
Tanjiro: What is that supposed to mean?
Uzui: Meh~ I am getting bored now.....
Giyu: Then go to sleep.
Uzui: Sleep is for nerds
Giyu: So, your wives are nerds...
Uzui: ......
Uzui: You motherfuc-
Sanemi: 🤣🤣🤣
Iguro: Lol...
Rengoku: IS BEING A NERD BAD?
Tanjiro: Not really Rengoku, it's just a joke.
Zoro: Heh? What is this place?
Tanjiro: Who are you now?
Sanemi: Did somebody change their username?
Uzui: You can change your username?
Sanemi: I think...
Uzui: OHHHHH
Zoro: Who are you guys?
Iguro: We should be the ones asking that!
Uzui has changed there username to "THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD"
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: THIS IS SO ✨FLAMBOYANT✨
Giyu: His msg is hurting my eyes!
Iguro: Revert your username now or......
Inosuke: Hah? I AM GONNA DO THAT TOO!!!
Inosuke has changed there username to "BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗"
BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: AHAHHAHAHA BOW DOWN YOU PEASANTS YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE KING OF MOUNTAINS!!!!!11111!1!!!1!!111!111!!
Giyu: He is worse than Uzui.
Sanemi: Permission to kill Uzui and Boar?
Zoro: Man, you all are some weird people...
Iguro: Who the hell are you even?
Tanjiro: Inouske change your username back.
BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: YOU CAN'T COMMAND ME BONJOUR
Iguro: Why is he suddenly speaking French?
Tanjiro: Change your username back, or I'll say to Aoi to not make any food for you.
BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗: ..........
BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF MOUNTAINS🐗 has changed there username to "Inosuke"
Inouske: fine now.....
Tanjiro: 😊
Sanemi: Man he really is a Mama
Sanemi: Also Uzui
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: YOU MEAN THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD?!
Sanemi: Change your username or I am calling your wives.
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: And what are you gonna tell them?
Sanemi: I am gonna show them this
Giyu:
Tanjiro:
Iguro:
Rengoku:
Zoro:
Inosuke: IS THAT THE GOD OF FESTIVALS???
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: In my defense, I was drunk.
Sanemi: Doesn't excuse, kissing a minor.
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD: Fine, I'll change it.
THE MOST ✨FLAMBOYANT✨MAN IN THE WORLD has changed their username to Uzui
Uzui: Fine now?
Sanemi: Hmm
Tanjiro: But where is that photo from Sanemi?
Sanemi: .........
Uzui: Let's not talk about it...
Giyu: My jaw still hurts...
Iguro: I did had a nice sleep tho
Tanjiro: ???
Rengoku: OH, IS IT FROM THE PHOTO I TOOK WHEN WE GOT DRUNK PARTYING?
Uzui: RENGOKU!
Sanemi: I want to die.
Giyu: Same here
Iguro: I can help you two with it.
Tanjiro: You guys were partying?
Inosuke: YOU HAD A PARTY WITHOUT THE KING OF MOUNTAINS?! HOW DARE YOU!
Iguro: Someone shut this guy up or I will
Tanjiro: Back to the topic at hand
Tanjiro: What were you guys partying about
Sanemi: Not really a particular reason.....
Rengoku: UZUI, ON A LATEST MISSION FOUND A STASH OF WINE THAT A DEMON WAS HIDING IN HIS CAVE. SO, WE DECIDED TO PUT THEM TO GOOD USE AND HAD A ADULTUROUS PARTY!
Tanjiro: 'Adulturous party' WHAT?
Sanemi: RENGOKU WHAT THE FUCK??????
Iguro: I don't remember that happening?!
Giyu: WE ARE NOT EVEN FUCKING MARRIED??? WHAT THE FUCK??
Uzui: AYO??? I AM FAITHFUL TO MY WIVES!!
Rengoku: ???
Rengoku: SORRY DID I SAID SOMETHING WRONG?
Inosuke: What is an 'Adulturous party'?
Rengoku: OH WHEN ONLY ADULTS ARE INVOLVED IN SOMETHING, IT IS CALLED ADULTUROUS!
Sanemi: ................
Tanjiro: Oh my god Rengkou.....
Giyu: I......
Iguro: Namu Amidu Butsu.
Rengoku: ?
Uzui: I am gonna break it up for him
Sanemi: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE UZUI!1!1!
Iguro: Please don't, I beg
Giyu: I feel like he should know the true meaning of the word, so he wouldn't accidentally get in trouble by using it in the wrong situation
Tanjiro: To presume there will be a right situation...
Rengoku: IF I SAID ANYTHING WRONG PLEASE TELL ME!
Uzui: Check Dm's
Rengoku: ..............
Rengoku: I am extremely sorry......
Giyu: It's fine just don't use it again...
Rengoku: I will keep that in mind. Thank you Uzui!
Uzui: Anytime my FLAMBOYANT Friend.
Sanemi: You know the shit is real if Rengoku doesn't write in all caps...
Tanjiro: True...
Tanjiro: Ahh I am gonna go guys. The sun is rising so, its time for my training.
Inosuke: HOLD THERE MOJIRO! ME AND PICKACHU ARE COMING TOO!
Tanjiro: Sure thing Inouske!
Tanjiro: Well, see ya guys
Tanjiro and Inosuke are now offline
Uzui: I am also gonna go, my wives are waking up
Uzui: Bye guys see ya around!
Uzui is now Offline
Iguro: I think it's time for all of us to go on with our day...
Sanemi: Yeah...
Renguko: WELL THEN, BUY MY FRIENDS🔥🔥
Sanemi: Bye Rengoku.
Iguro: Bye.
Giyu: Ok
Everyone is now offline
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Author: The story is now recontinued...