GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³
YOU
okay — guess what? so
apparently, i got the job,
right? AND they wanted
me to come three days
earlier so i could start.
but hey, they promised
me extra wage 😉
UZUI
oh, cool
YOU
that's it???? omg, u make
me sad wtf. whatever
happened to congrats
AKAZA
congrats! that's great
YOU
thank you hakuji, u rock
unlike someone
AKAZA
you're welcome, does
this mean that you'll be
extra busy then?
YOU
probably 😔☝️
AKAZA
that sucks
YOU
okay where is everyone?
i know my eyes are not
blind. i can clearly see
that almost everyone's
reading this rn 🙄
HANTENGU
hi :)
YOU
hello!!! omg, how are
you?? imy :((
HANTENGU
stressed out from exam
season — i need a nap
YOU
omg :(( try not to over
work yourself, okay? have
a virtual kiss 💋
HANTENGU
thank you! i needed that
a lot 🥹
YOU
how's everyone else, i
hope you guys aren't
overworking yourselves
AKAZA
thank you!
YOU
why's everyone so dry
omg?
MITSURI
hi (Name) (✷‿✷) and
i'm doing okay! a lil'
stressed out but i'm
managing, i'm glad you
got the job!
YOU
hi mitsuu (◕ᴗ◕✿) and
thank you ❤️
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GROUP CHAT
ADULTS O³ LITE
UZUI
okay i can't — my
fingers are itching
to reply to her pls.
and why did i sound
so fucking mean 😭
AKAZA
nobody told you to
be mean 🤷♂️
UZUI
what
GYUUTARO
yeah, the plan was
just to ignore her
and not be mean 🤷♂️
UZUI
OKAY SO WHAT IF
SHE HATES ME?
DAKI
no offense bro, but
sounds like a you
problem 😭😭😭
UZUI
oh, that's how it is
now?
DAKI
i'm sorry 😔
GYUUTARO
how come you say
sorry to him but
never to me?
DAKI
because
GYUUTARO
because?
DAKI
just because
GYUUTARO
go fuck yourself
DAKI
um . . . rude?
UZUI
bye i can't do this,
why isn't she getting
angry and tagging
all of us
MITSURI
what if she's sad and
lonely? 😭
UZUI
oh em gee . . . stop
bye i'm going to text
her
KAIGAKU
douma's crying in my
room pls send help
AKAZA
?? why is he crying
KAIGAKU
he kept mentioning
(Name)
DOUMA
WE'RE SO FUFJUKING
MEAN TO HER 😭😭😻
STOP I DIDN'T MEAN
😻 I HATE MSYELF
DAKI
BAHAHAHJAAJJQQJ
SEND A VIDEO KAI
KAIGAKU
HE'S RUINING MY
ROOM, PLS ANIMAL
CONTEOL 🥺
HANTENGU
he's rolling on the
floor saying how he
doesn't deserve
(Name) as a person
SANEMI
that's fucking weird
GIYUU
lol yeah agreed
DOUMA
SHUT UP, WHAT DO
U KNOW ABT TRUE
LOVE 😭😭😭
SHINOBU
why the hell are u
crying?
DOUMA
bcs i keep thinking
of (Name) :( and if
she's sad and lonely
that we didn't answer
her message
MITSURI
｡:ﾟ(;´∩';)ﾟ:｡
DOUMA
EXACTLY
DAKI
i feel so bad bye i'm
gonna go txt her :(
DOUMA
you'll spoil the
surprise
DAKI
BITCH YOU WERE
FEELING BAD AS
WELL 🤬🖕
DOUMA
ok i am, let's stop
this i miss her :(
DAKI
right? me too
SANEMI
losers
DOUMA
ur un-invited bitch
SANEMI
who tf said so?
DOUMA
um . . . me
SANEMI
🖕🖕🖕
DAKI
LMAO
AKAZA
just for a few more
days guys, i swear
DAKI
I CAN'T OK???
DOUMA
ME EITHER, CAN'T
U RESCHEDULE??
AKAZA
stop yelling at me,
and no i can't.
DAKI
DOUMA
DAKI
LMAOAOAOAOA
DOUMA
see? great minds think
alike 😀
KANAE KOCHO
just a few more days,
let's goooo!! ❤️
KAIGAKU
in a world of shit we
need more people like
you kanae
KANAE KOCHO
what?
KAIGAKU
nothing nvm, pretend
i never sent anything
GYUUTARO
u can just unsend you
know that?
KAIGAKU
ik but i'm too lazy 🦥
GYUUTARO
why tf is there a sloth
KAIGAKU
bcs sloths are lazy
GYUUTARO
i'm not even gonna
engage in anymore
convo with you
KAIGAKU
who said i wanted
to 🖕
GYUUTARO
take that shit back
KAIGAKU
what? this? 🖕🖕🖕
UZUI
u guys are weirdos,
bye i'm gonna go
text my gf
OBANAI
you don't even have
one
UZUI
yes i do, and her name
is (Name), bye 👋
GIYUU
booo, party pooper
booo 👎👎👎👎
UZUI
who tf are you talking
to?
GIYUU
🫵🫵🫵
OBANAI
lmao uzui party pooper
DAKI
uzui party pooper
UZUI
oh? i thought we had
that bro-sis connection?
fake ass bitches every
where i go.
DAKI
YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC
HELPPPP 😭😭 but
pls forgive me 🫵🫵
UZUI
no, ur officially not my
sis anymore, goodbye
SANEMI
my god i would rather
sit and watch a fucking
soap opera than this
OBANAI
i second that
GYUUTARO
third that, given this is
my biological sister
who wants other boys
to be her brother instead
of me???? 🥺🥺🥺
SANEMI
remove that emoji
before i remove you
from the group
GYUUTARO
DAMN OKAY WHO TF
HURT U???
DOUMA
U GUYS IM GONNA GO
AND SWALLOW SOME
SLEEPING PILLS BCS
#DOUMASLEEPINGBEAUTY
ERA, wake me up when
it's time to go out and
we can all be nice to
(Name) again
SHINOBU
sleeping pills don't
work like that fyi 😐
DOUMA
oh shit
SHINOBU
dID YOU ACTUALLY EAT
THEM??
DOUMA
no lmao, i'm smart ik
how they work 😜
SHINOBU
you're such a prick
DOUMA
HEHE
KAIGAKU
don't fucking hehe
us, you rummaged
through my bathroom
for it you bitch
DOUMA
DON'T EXPOSE ME
LIKE THAT OMG??
KAIGAKU
DON'T FUCKING RUN
AWAY AND CLEAN MY
BATHROOM U OMG??
DOUMA
BYEEEEE 😌👋
KAIGAKU
ASSLICKER
DOUMA
DICKFACE
KAIGAKU
oh, wow??? i called u
that for a reason — one
because ur not taking
responsibility for the
mess you've made in
my room. two, because
you're running away
instead of talking to me
like a normal fucking
person. why did you
call me that? what if
that was my thirteenth
reason? 😕
DOUMA
DAMN??? chill out, ok
i'm coming back omg.
DAKI
WTF JUST HAPPENED
LMAOAOAOAOA
SHINOBU
tbh nobody knows