*POV: Half the Netherbane are Undead (Welp, making extra work for myself with this)*
Mikaela *To the rest of them* : The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Ephraim: But how-
Mikaela *Ignoring him* : 'But how,' you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say 'No thanks'.
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