Y/n:Wow!!!It's so good to see an Update after our last battle with that Edward guy.
Haruhi:It's almost like the writer got stuck in a rut writing our fight scene and decided to skip it.
Y/n:I mean yeah we got through the important stuff with Yoru I think that's enough.
Rebecca:WHAT!?THAT'S HORSESHIT!!!I WANNA SEE EDWARD GET HIS SHIT KICKED IN BY MAKIMA!!!
Y/n:Yeah you got a point.Hey author can we at least get a funny scene of the fight?
MEME:.....Yeah fine I guess so.
*Flashback*
Edward:THAT'S IT MAKIMA!!!I'M GOING TO KILL Y/N AND DESTROY THE WORLD!!!
Makima:......Nuh-uh.
Edward:HAHAHA!HAHA-.....What?
Makima:....Nuh-uh.
Edward:.....What!?I LITERALLY have him by the neck!
Makima:Yeah but I said Nuh-uh.Your evil scheme is invalid now.
Edward:THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!!!
Makima:Fine.Master?
Y/n:*NOM!!*
Edward:OHHHH SHIT!!!OHHHH GOD!!!
Makima:Should've listened.
Edward:STIP BITING MY DICK YOU DICK!!!
Y/n(muffled):Nuh-Uh.
Edward:THE FUCK YOU MEAN NUH-UH!?!?!
*End of Flashback*
Y/n:Yeah......So what do we do now?
Everyone:.............
Nayuta:Ice cream?
Everyone:*Murmured agreement*
*Next scene*
You all were at home.
Y/n.......Something feels wrong.
Power:Yeah.........THOSE HUMANS FORGOT MY SPRINKLES!!!
Y/n:No it's not that.I just feel like we're doing the readers a huge disservice.I mean...they waited so long for the next chapter and we're just skipping an epic fight scene because the author didn't know what to out for a fight scene.Shouldn't MEME-Corp do something to appease the audience?
Makima:......You're right Master.We are better than that.And I have just the thing to appease the audience.
*Next scene*
Kefla:Alright!So which perverts wants me to be their mommy?!
*OK BACK TO THE REAL STORY!!!*
You were in the preparing a recording.
Y/n:Alright drums are good.
Nayuta:Master are toy writing a song?
Y/n:No.I tried to write a song last time and it did not turn out well.
*Flashback*
*End of Flashback*
Y/n:I was never really the creative type with music.
Nayuta:Then what are you playing?
Y/n:One of the hardest songs to keep up with on Gutair Hero.Through The Fire and Flames.A near 10 minute song that requires insanely fast hand movement.
Nayuta:Can you do it?
Y/n:Heh.Can I do it?Does Power poop in the woods to get rid of the bears?
Nayuta:.............
Y/n:.......Always got that cold stunner stare like your sister huh?Anyways.
You got ready to play.
Y/n:One,two,three-
*BAM!*
The doors opened as Power bursted in your room.
Power:MASTERRR!!!
Y/n:Power what the hell?!
Power hid behind you.
Power:It's her!
Erza:POWERRRRRRR!!!
*BOOM!*
Erza bursted through the other door and knocked it down.
Y/n:Oh come on Erza the other door was already opened!!!
Erza:Power!!
Power:NO!!VEGETABLES ARE ICKY AND DON'T HAVE ANY REAL PROTEIN!!!
Erza:So help me God I will shove them down your throat!!
Power:Hehehe!Stupid human scum!If thou want to do that you have to get through Master!And thou wouldn't risk hurting him!!
Erza casually walked up you,picked you up,and placed you to the side.
Erza:........
Power:
Erza grabbed Power by the throat.
Y/n:WHOAH ERZA ERZA CHILL!!I have a way.
Erza:Master?
Y/n:*Ahem!*......Power.....If you're so easily defeated by vegetables....does that mean you're weaker than Nayuta?
Power:Huh?!
Y/n:Yeah.
You grabbed the broccoli Erza was holding and gave it to Nayuta.
Y/n:I guess that means.....You're not strong at all.
Power:Ghk!!
Her pride was absolutely shattered.
Power:That can't be....I....I am Power!!
Y/n:Nayuta?
Nayuta then ate a piece of the broccoli.
Power:GH!!
Y/n:Come on Power.Are you really scared of an enemy that can't even fight back?
Power was nervous.She didn't want to seem like a weakling but she didn't want to taste the disgusting bitterness that was the broccoli.
Power:.....Fine!
She snatched the Broccoli from Nayutas hand and stared at it.
Power:......GRAAAAAHH-*Nom!*
She chewed it quickly and swallowed it as you headpat her.
Y/n:Good girl.
Power:Hmph!!Take that you small child!You thought you were stronger than Power!But Powers power is absolute!!!
Nayuta:..........
Y/n:Alright.Now I have a special assignment for you two.
Power(excited):And what's that Master!?
*Next scene*
Power and Erza were tasked with rebuilding the door they broke down.
Power:Just so you know I blame this entirely on you.
Erza:*Groan*I know....
*Next scene*
You were in your room laying on your bed when Nayuta cutely hopped on the bed.
Nayuta:What are you going to do now?
Y/n:I don't know.I already did the business work and there's no school today.
Nayuta:What about your friends?
Y/n:Frank is on a family trip and Josh is too busy at work.The worst part of being rich is finding something to do with your time.
*Knock knock!*
Y/n:Come in.
Junko opened your bedroom doors.
Junko:Hey.There's someone that wants to see you.
Y/n:See me?
*Next scene*
You were in the Garden walking with someone you met at Caviers party.
Rias:Glad to see you're doing fine.
Y/n:Yeah you too.After the whole Edward think I thought you might've died.....Sorry if that came out wrong.
Rias:*Giggle*No it's ok.
Makima and Rias's maid were both following you.
Makima:So how's the new girl coming along?
Y/n:Her?Fine.She's taken a strange liking to Rebecca.
*With Rebecca*
Rebecca:...........
???:...........
Rebecca:..........Stop looking at me?!!
???:.........*Begins to cry*.
Rebecca:Oh fuck me.
*Back with you*
Rias:And what about those swords?
Y/n:Oh Pyra and Mythra?Still I. Their sword forms.Never thought they were real people though that caught me off guard.
Rias:When they were in sword form what part of your body were ypu holding them from?
Y/n:That's what I asked!!
Rias laughed.
Y/n:Anyway I've just been moping around looking for something to do.What about you?What have you been up too since the Ball?
Rias:Well we've been scavenging the remains of the ball ever since your head maid destroyed it.
Y/n:Wait what?!Scavenging?Is that allowed?
Rias:Yes.Who's going to stop us?The police?
Y/n:........
You placed your hands on Rias's shoulders.
Y/n:RIAS YOU'RE A GENIUS!!MAKIMA!!GET EVERYONE READY!!WE'RE LOOTING!!!!
Rebecca(in the distance):FUCK YEAH!!!
Y/n:Oh wow she heard me from there?
Rebecca(in the distance):I TOOK THE PERFECT SHIT GLITCH!!!
Y/n:That makes more sense.
*Next scene*
You all had arrived back at the scene of the crime where you almost died.Neo took out a picket sign.
Neo:"Why are we here again?"
Y/n:Well Neo.What makes an item that belongs to a rich person more expensive?
Neo:........"If they died?"
Y/n:Exactly!So grab whatever you want-
Power picked up a rock.
Y/n:That has value Power.
Power:This rock has tremendous value!(Menacing)Like crushing in the skull of your prey.....
Komi:.......
Komi just stepped away from her.
As tou walked towards the broken down house a giant cloud rolled in blocking out the sun.
Y/n:What the?
Haruhi:Oh crap is it that Edward guy again?
Muzan:Not likely.
That's when Muzan and his minions rolled in.
Y/n:You're not supposed to be out in the day.
Muzan:Which is exactly why I brought this.Thanks to my Upper moons they were able to formulate a cloud that blocks out the sun's rays.
Y/n:Oh that's neat.
Makima:Are you here for the scavenging as well?
Muzan:But of course.Rumors say that there's an certain flower here that holds mysterious powers.
Y/n:......Pssh ok.When you're done flower picking we'll be getting super awesome stuff!Let's go gang!If you can carry it you can keep it!
Junko:Did he just call us,"gang?"
Nagatoro:I think he might be way too into this.
*Next scene*
After searching for what seemed like forever you all reconvene back with each other.
Y/n:Ok what did we find?
Nagatoro:Nothing.
Junko:Yeah this house is more broke than a hooker wanting approval.
Mikuru:All I could find was some expensive looking napkins holders.
Rebecca:We gotta look where the items were being brought up from.
Y/n:Well when we were in those viewing rooms everything was coming up from below.Think it's maybe the basement?
Makima:That would make the most sense.
*Next scene*
Y/n:HNNNNG!!!....GHHHHH!!God son of a-Ok Rebecca maybe like a push towards the opposite?
Rebecca:Da fuq does that mean!?
You managed to find a locked door in the basement but the rubbled was preventing it from opening all the way.
Kefla:Ghhh!!Let's just bust this thing wide open!!!
Makima:We can't do that Kefla.The rubble is the only thing holding the roof up.
Kefla:Gaah!Let me try something then!
You and Rebecca moved out of the way as Kefla grabbed both sides of the door.
Kefla:Hraaaaaaaah!!!
You saw her muscles flexing as the door slowly began to open.
Y/n(blushing):.......*Phew!*Uhm.....G-Good job Kefla keept it up.
Kefla:RAAH!!
The doors suddenly bursted open causing the entire basement to rumble.
Everyone:*Gasp!*...............
*Tok!*
A pebble hit Power on the hit.
Power:Hey!
Makima:We have to be very careful.Who knows what'll make this place collapse.
As Kefla backed away you saw a drop of seat leak down from her abs.
Y/n:Y-Yeah.Something tells me this gonna be a bit hard.....
Junko:Where are you staring at huh?
Y/n:H-Huh!?
Nagatoro:Hahaha!I think he was staring at Kefla's abs!
Y/n:Ok now I know exactly how dark it is down here if that's what you think.Why would I do that?!
Kefla:Whatever.
Misfit Trio:Upupupu!Pervert!
They said walking in through the door.When you were about to walk through Makima grabbed your shoulder.
Makima:I think it's best if you stayed out here.
Y/n:What!?No I wanna see the treasures too!
Makima:My job to keep you safe.And after the ball-
Y/n:That was with Edward!Please Makima?!Pleeeeease!
Makima:.............
Y/n:.............
Makima:......Fine.But stay close to me.
Y/n:Yes!
You jumped through the door.
Y/n:.....Uhh....Anyone got a torch?
Vomi:Way ahead of you Master!
She used some kind of beam from her fingers to light up several torches hanging from the walls.....and hanging from the torches were corpses.
Y/n:Yeesh.Glad I told Nayuta to stay home.
Makima:She's seen worse.
*Back home*
The new girl was walking around the empty halls looking in the different rooms.She closed the door and saw Nayuta that was just staring at her.
???:AAAHH!!
Nayuta:............Hi.
???:......H......Hi?
Nayuta:......Wanna throw scorching hot Honeybuns at homeless people?
???:.........Uhm......
*Back with you*
The walls were smooth marble but tainted with blood splatters and pieces of skin that got dried on the wall.
Vomi:This looks like a torture chamber.
Kefla:We sure this is the only place in the house that goes downstairs?
Haruhi:Well we aren't gonna find out by asking questions!
Muzan:Such a waste.
Y/n:AHHHHHH!!!
You jumped in Makima's arms still holding that cold stunner neutral expression.
Makima:Looks like you made it Muzan.
Y/n:Talk about sneaking up on someone!And what do you mean by waste?
Muzan looked at the corpses.
Muzan:A waste of a good meal.
Mikuru:Eeeeep!
Mikuru hid behind Haruhi.
Y/n:You eat humans?!
Muzan(menacing):Only those who cross me.
Makima:Is that a threat Mr.Kibutsuji?
Muzan:Not a threat.But a mere suggestion.
He continued to walk ahead as Makima put you down.
Makima(whisper):Stay behind me.
You all continued to walk down to the end of the long hallway and encountered another door.This time it was easy to open but this time the stairs headed up.
Power:Ghhh!This is boring!I want to smash monsters head in!
Y/n:Well maybe this leads up to the treasure room.The hallway was long.
Power:Hmph!There better be food in that room!
As you all walked up the stairs you kept your eyes down.
Mikuru:Master?Is everything alright?
Y/n:Y-Yeah!Just admiring this floor!(Thoughts)DON'T LOOK AT THE ASS,DON'T LOOK AT THE ASS,DON'T LOOK AT THAT HEART SHAPED PILLOW OF AN ASS!!
Uzaki:Hey Master!Look we're at the top!
Y/n:What really?
You looked up and saw Makima's butt.
Y/n:Ghk!!
You bled through your nose a little.
Uzaki/Nagatoro:Hahahaha!!!
Uzaki:Look he's bleeding through his nose!
Nagatoro:Such a perverted thing to do.
Y/n:Ghh!You tricked me!What are you a child?!
Misfit Trio:Internally yes.
After a few minutes of walking you finally made it up to surprise surprise ANOTHER door.
Y/n:For godsake if there's another set of stairs behind these doors I'm leaving.
Vomi opened the door and you couldn't fucking believe it.
Y/n:Holllly shit........MORE FUCKING STAIRS-
*REBOOT SOUND!*
Y/n:Holllly shit.....
It was heaven!You found it!The treasure room!!It was beautiful!!There were stacks of cash neatly piled,gold bricks,weapons,ANYTHING and everything you could ever want!
Y/n:........
You fell to your knees and began to cry.
Rebecca:The hell's wring with you?!
Y/n(crying):It's beautiful!!
You wiped your eyes as Mikuru patted your back.
Y/n:Ok!Everyone find a bag and take what you want!
Junko:Fuck yeah I like this Master!!
Everyone found a dufflebag and began to take everything.You immediately went straight to the pile of cash.You were already one of the richest people in the world but who says no to free money in this economy?
Rebecca:Ohohohohoooo!!Fuuuck yeah!Here Mikuru.You could use one.
Rebecca tossed Mikuru a gun.She fumbled and almost dropped it.
Mikuru:W-What?!Why do I need one?
Rebecca:It's better to own a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
Mikuru:It's a bit heavy though.
Rebecca:That's proof that it can kill.
Mikuru:KILL?!?
Junko:Hoho look at this!Guess this Angel was a little bit of a fuck boy.
She said pulling out a box of makeup.
Makima:That's blessed.
Junko:You know I gotta stay blessed.These twintails don't form by themselves you know.
Makima:No.I mean it's literally blessed with angel magic.
Junko:So what it'll make me prettier?
Makima:I assume so.
Neo dusted off a box and sneezed in sign language.She then read what the box said.
"Non-Meltable Neopolitan ice cream."
Neo:
Neo opend the box and popped open a bint.She tried to get a kick of the ice cream but.....it was rock solid.Her dream turned into a victory that was never in her reach.
Kefla:This is nice and all but where's the good stuff?
Y/n:Yeah she's right.I got a ray gun and magical sword changing women.This is just normal stuff.
Makima(dufflebag full of gold):There should be a secret door somewhere here.
Y/n:........How are....How are you standing with 500lbs on your shoulder?
*Tap,tap-*
Y/n:AHHHHH!!!
You jumped in Makimas arms again.
Makima:*Not moving an inch*
Y/n:......Seriously!?How secretly strong are you?
Komi then pointed to a button on the wall.
Y/n:.......Think this is it?
Muzan pushed it.
Muzan:Yes.
The entire place began to rumble.You all got ready for trouble as a secret door in the middle of the room.
Y/n:Woah.Now things are getting juicy.
Rebecca cocked a shotgun.
Y/n:Are you sure you can handle that?
Rebecca:A shotgun?
Y/n;It's just that....the recoil might send your child body flying.
Rebecca:I CAN SHOOT IT WATCH!!
Rebecca:.........I think I'm gonna stay up here.
Mikuru:M-Me too.
Makima:Be safe.
The rest of you began to walk down the circular stair case
Y/n:Hey Muzan.What kind of flower are you looking for anyways?
Muzan:That is only for me to know.
Y/n:.....Look.
After walking down the stairs you saw some kind of door but it wasn't like the others.There were two hand symbols on it and on one side of the door there was an angel and on the other a demon.
Y/n:Nooooo!!We're so close!!!Now the doors aren't normal doors?!?
Muzan:I say we destroy it.
Vomi:The instructions are plain and simple.We have several people who are demons yet no Angel.
Muzan:TCH!!I've come too close to turn back now!
Y/n:Yeah well where are gonna find an Angel hand?!
Muzan:........
*Next scene*
Y/n:Oh Jesus christ-*HURRRK!*
Makima:Just look away Master.
Muzan had one of his minions brings a severed Xever hand and placed it on the door.Then in the other door Muzan placed his hand.By some sort of miracle it worked and it began to open.
Y/n:Oh no way!?
As the door opened you all saw the REAL treasure room.
Y/n:Oh yeah baby.Here we go!
Makima:Weapons from both Heaven,Hell and Earth.
Y/n:What's this?
You opened a box and saw tightly packaged stuff.
Y/n:What is this crack?
Junko grabbed the product and sniffed it.
Junko:This is that ganja!!
Y/n:Ok 1:You call weed like a 90's PSA and 2:How the hell do you know?!
Junko:Pssh you don't know about my past.
She said putting as much as she could in the dufflebag.That's when you noticed that the center of the room was empty.
Y/n:This must he where they hauled up the stuff and showed it to us.Where did they get that girl though?
Makima:Xever must've had an attendant summon her from a different room.
Y/n:Well if you haven't filled up your bags now the time to do so.
Muzan:Hahahaha!!Here it is!
He said opening a crate.
Muzan:Finally.....The Blue!Spider Lily!!!
Y/n:......Cool.Anyways.
You opened a door that had.......a book?
It was radiating a powerful aura.This book was the most powerful kind of book-
Y/n:Lame.
You moved on and opened another door.
Y/n:....Hahahaha!!!Yeah that's what we're talking about!!
You walked up and grabbed the sword.
Y/n:Wooooah.It feels kinda light for a two handed-*GASP!*
You felt something imbue inside of you like-
Y/n:.............Huh.....Oh well.HEY GUYS FIND ANYTHING ELSE!?
After a successful heist of the real treasure room you all began to walk back upstairs.
Rebecca:Come on Haruhi just shoot it!
Haruhi:
Y/n:HOLY SHIT HARUHI!!
You grabbed the gun from her.
Y/n:You don't shoot a gun LITERALLY from the hips it's an expression!
Haruhi:S-She told me to!
Rebecca:I thought she was a little bit competent.Hoho nice sword!
Y/n:Yeah!Vomi found the Ray Gun mark two.I fucking knew Xever was keeping it down here.
Mikuru:Was that it?What about the thing Mr.Kibutsuji was looking for?
Y/n:Eh it was some dumb flower.But that place felt a lot more barer than I thought.
Makima:There's probably a lot more secrets hiding here.Too bad we won't be able to explore all of it in a day.It would be good if we were able to come back any time we please before the city tears it down.
Y/n:........That gives me an idea.
*1 week later*
Frank:WOOOOOOOOO!!!
Josh:FUCK YEAH!!!
You were on a yacht with Frank and Josh partying.
Y/n:And you know what?!This gives me another idea for Xevers house!
Josh:Who's Xever?
Frank:HOLY FUCK!!JOSH!!!THIS TV HAS ZERO MILLISECONDS OF LAG INLUT!!!Y/N GET YOUR ASS IN HERE DICKHEAD I'M BOUTA RUN THE FUCK OUT THAT FADE!!
End of Chapter 3.