Everyone: So what's your type of person?
Me: Smart, Sarcastic, Paranoid, Overprotective, Sweet, Shy, Cute, Funny, Serious, Nerd, Hot, Dreamy, Chill, Dorky, Slightly Stupid, Clumsy.
Everyone: Wait, like a person that's all of those?
Me: Yes.
Everyone: That person doesn't exist-
Me: IT SHOULD!
no human being is up to my expectations