Normie: What are y'all's genders?!
Me: No thanks. :]
Rain: Gender? What's that?
Normie: Non-binary? Agender?? What's the difference?!
Me: I'm neither gender.
Rain: I'm no gender.
Normie: How does that work?!
Rain: F*ck you.
Me: *Favorite color is green, which is in the agender flag*
Rain: *Favorite color is purple, which is in the non-binary flag*
Both of us: Wait, what-
Normie: What would you wear every day?
Me: Cool-patterned button-ups with jeans. Graphic t-shirts for a more casual look.
Rain: Big comfy sweaters.
Normie: Why did you choose what you did?
Me: Me likey. -w-
Rain: Doesn't cause dysphoria.
Me: *Uses a unisex name*
Rain: *Uses a noun name*
Normie: What are y'all's pronouns?
Me: They/Them!
Rain: Any pronouns work for me.
Normie: What do I use for you, then??
Rain: Anything. I don't care.
Normie: HOW???