"You Gayass!" -Smg34 fanfic-

By sarvxruvfanwowee

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Thaaaatttssss righttttt! another smg34 fanfic! After the opening of Smg3's Coffee and Bombs, the owner (smg3... More

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What the hell are you doing here?

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By sarvxruvfanwowee

(Actually me rn 👆)

ANYWAY BACK TO THE NON-PROGRESSING STORY

Smg3 just stood there, surprised.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Oh, I just woke up early I guess?"

Smg3's face was now deadpanned.

"Seriously? That's it? You just woke up early?"

"Ok, look, I just— eh, I guess I just wanted to be here for the opening."

"...GAY"

"WHAT? HOW IS THAT GAY—?"

"THAT'S THE DUMBEST REASON TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW, 'BE HERE FOR THE OPENING?' LIKE, WHAT THE HELL—?"

"ok ok, anyway— you're opening in 5 minutes, right?"

"Yeah."

"at least let me check the place out first—"

Smg3 cut him off.

"Fine."

Smg3 opened the door, allowing 4 to walk inside. Smg4 glanced at the walls. 'Huh,' He thought. 'This is actually pretty nice.'  He admired the small drawings on the wall, as he strolled around the coffee shop.

"So, are you just going to hang around here, then?" Smg3 asked.

"I guess?" Smg4 sat down for a bit, yawning.

"Wow, why are you yawning?"

"you already know..."

Smg3 smirked as he approached Smg4 at the table. He took a seat across 4.

"So," Smg3 said, "wanna play truth or dare in these next 10 minutes?"

"I don't see why not."

"Alright... truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Hm... how many hours have you slept this week?" He said while smirking.

"... you know what? I choose dare-"

"GO TO SLEEP—"

"I don't like this game..."

"lmao"

"whatever, we're opening in 4 minutes." (@Fish_OutOfWater, you better not brutally correct this)

"ok? I guess I'll just get the camera ready..."

*time skip cuz idk what to put here*

"Oi! Over here!"

The camera turned its attention to Smg3.

*insert the beginning to the part to the video cuz I forgot what happened*

Smg3 stood at the counter 

....and that's all I have right now, BUT. GUESS WHAT.

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I MIGHT REWRITE THIS! (Already, you might say?) WELP, YEAH. I decided I wanna make my own story instead of basing it off of an episode. Sooooooo it might take me at least 2 weeks, but I think this will be better. Thanks for all the support so far! (this got 100+ reads, thanks!)

now kys. (keep yourself safe I mean)






"AND REMEMBER KIDS, TO ALWAYS KEEP A FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN YOUR ROOM! :)"

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