"𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘯. 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳."
-𝘔𝘦𝘩𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘖𝘻
Today was not supposed to go this way. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Camila had agreed to go with Lori under the impression the bitch could drive. She was horribly, horribly, horribly, horribly mistaken. She groaned out as her head pounded. She looked over to see Lori out cold. Camila unbuckled her seat belt and began kicking at the window. Her noise attracted walkers. She could hear them moaning. Then, she heard Lori yelp as she stared at the walker trying to eat the glass. Camila yanked out a random knife and killed the walker as Lori panted
"Bitch relax. I'll save. I'm captain save a hoe" Camila said before she used her big manly fist and punched a hole through the passenger window. Glass shards stuck in her hand as she laughed victoriously
"No glass can defeat me!" She cheered as she busted the door open. She helped Lori out who was in shock about everything
"I.. I.. I'm so sorry" Lori said mortified
"Look, if I didn't know any better I would've thought you were trying to kill that lil fetus inside you" Camila said
"No, no.. the walker it came out of nowhere" Lori said
"Bitch why didn't you just run the fucker over? It wasn't a fucking deer. It wouldn't have totaled your car" Camila explained
"I panicked" Lori said
"Clearly" Camila responded. Another walker appeared and Camila quickly killed it. "Two points for Cami! No points for you! So which way are we going?"
Jesse was back at the farm. It was almost time for dinner. Everyone was gathering, though it was clear some faces were missing
"They should've been back by now" Andrea stated
"Might be holed up" Jesse responded before he noticed that Camila wasn't here
"Where's Cami?" Jesse asked
"Where's Lori?" Carol asked
"She's not up there?" Maggie asked. Carol shook her head. Dale turned to Carl
"When did you see your mother last?" He asked
"This afternoon" Carl responded
"She was worried about Rick, asked me to look in on Carl" Andrea replied
"She went after them?" Dale asked
"She didn't say that" Andrea said
"And Camila?" Jesse asked
"The last I saw, she was with Daryl" Maggie said. So the group went to Daryl
"Have you seen Cami?" Jesse asked
"Dumb bitch went with other dumb bitch to go find Rick" Daryl said
"What?" Carol asked
"Yeah, she asked me to go. Told her I was done being an errand boy. Camila said she'd go" Daryl admitted
"And you didn't say anything?" Carol asked. Daryl didn't respond
"We've gotta go look for them" Jesse said. So, Jesse took a car and left
Camila and Lori were walking down the road. Lori was sick and tired of Camila talking
"Country road! Take me home! To the place! I belong!" Camila sang. Lori rolled her eyes
"Please stop. I can't take it anymore" Lori whined out as a car approached. The two turned to see the bright headlights. The car was turned off an a figure hopped out
"Lori, did you let Cami drive? I saw that wreck" Jesse spoke up. Camila was offended
"Nuh uh! I was not driving. It was all her! That bitch is worse than me!" Camila defended
"Yeah, it was me" Lori said. Jesse sighed
"Well get in. Let's go back" He said
"I can't. I need to find Rick" Lori said. Camila sighed
"Bitch you can barely kill a walker, you can't drive and you hit like a girl. The fuck are you gonna do?" Camila asked. Lori was offended
"But my husban-" Lori was cut off
"Get your ass in the car" Camila commanded. Lori sighed and got in the car, and the three drove back to the farm. When the trio made it back, everyone approached the car
"Hey pookies!" Camila shouted as she got out of the car. Andrea noticed the wounds on the two women
"Oh my God, are you all right? What happened?" Andrea asked
"This stupid bitch can't drive. Convinced she was trying to get an 'accidental abortion'" Camila announced as she pointed at Lori. Everyone's jaw dropped
"Abortion? What's that?" Carl asked
"It's when you take out the fetus" Camila responded. Carl looked at his mom
"You're pregnant? Why didn't you tell me?" He asked. Lori couldn't give him a response
"Whoopsie, forgot nobody knew" Camila said as she gave an awkward smile
"Come on. Let's make sure you two are all right" Dale said
It was the next day, and Rick and Glenn had returned with Hershel and some stranger. They were holding his ass hostage, she guessed. Carl ran to his father, while Camila tackled Glenn. She sent his ass flying to the ground
"Oh, fuck!" He groaned out as he hit the ground. Camila peppered his face in kisses. Hershel looked angry
"Patricia, prepare the shed for surgery" Hershel commanded as he walked inside
"Who the hell is that?" T-Dog asked
"That's Randall" Glenn responded still on the ground
"I'm an expert in torture tactics if we need information" Camila said as she pulled out a knife. Jesse quickly took it
"Where the hell does she keep getting those weapons?" T-Dog asked
"The world may never know" Camila said with a grin. This sparked a group discussion. Everyone went to the kitchen
"We couldn't just leave him behind. He would've bled out, if he lived that long" Rick said
"Okay? Not our fucking problem" Camila said as she put her dirty ass shoes on the table which earned a glare from Patricia
"It's gotten bad in town" Glenn said
"What do we do with him?" Andrea asked
"Well, I can take him out. That's like three people kills under my belt making me a serial killer" Camila said as she laughed
"Jesus Christ.." Otis muttered
"Forget about that. I repaired his calf muscle as best I can, but he'll probably have nerve damage. Won't be on his feet for at least a week" Hershel said
"When he is, we give him a canteen, take him out to the main road, send him on his way" Rick said
"Isn't that the same as leaving him for the walkers?" Andrea asked
"He'll have a fighting chance" Rick responded
"And what if he's a danger?" Jesse asked
"He won't be. He was blindfolded the whole way here" Rick said
"That's reassuring" Camila muttered
"Look, his group left him for dead. No one will come for him" Rick said
"We should still post a guard" T-Dog said
"He's out cold right now, will be for hours" Hershel said
"I can kill him right now" Camila said. Hershel looked at her
"You know, we haven't even dealt with what you did at my barn yet" Hershel told her
"Look, Grandpa. I did y'all a favor. No need to be salty" She said. Hershel looked like he was gonna burst a blood vessel
"The only reason you're still here is because of Rick. Do us both a favor and keep your mouth shut" Hershel told her annoyed
"That will happen when hell freezes over" Camila said with an innocent smile
"We're not gonna do anything about it today. Let's just cool off" Rick said. The group meeting was adjourned
Maggie and Beth were currently fighting upstairs. Lori, Andrea and Camila were in the kitchen
"Where's Hershel?" Andrea asked, tired of the sisters fighting
"He doesn't want to find out yet" Lori said. "It's a family affair. We'll let them work it out"
"That's working it out?" Andrea asked as the sisters were screaming at each other
"Yup" Camila said
"When Beth stops fighting, that's when it's time to worry" Lori said as the sisters continued to fight
"This could've been handled better" Andrea said
"How so?" Lori asked as she sighed
"You shouldn't have taken the knife away" Andrea said. Apparently earlier when Lori delivered Beth food. Beth took a knife and tried to hide it. Lori had realized, and took it from Beth. Camila had to process what Andrea just said
"Excuse me?" Lori asked
"You were wrong, like Dale taking my gun. That wasn't your decision" Andrea said
"I'm gonna stop you there because if I don't. I might beat your ass. You have to be one stupid fuck to actually think that. First off, you've been acting like a fucking bitch baby over that fucking gun. You're a God damn adult, grow the fuck up. Second off just because you wanted to fucking kill yourself back at the CDC doesn't justify your thinking either. Enabling that kind of behavior is fucking wild" Camila said. Andrea glared at Camila
"She has to choose to live on her own. She has to find her own reasons" Andrea said upset
"Girl, shut the fuck up. Dale should've let your ass stay there, I swear to God" Camila said
"I wish he would've" Andrea said. Camila scoffed
"So, this isn't really about Beth. It's about you. Because your choice was taken away, when it wasn't. You can blame Dale all you want, but it was you. You chose, and you're mad about it" Camila said
"It's not about me. That has nothing to do with this" Andrea said
"Doesn't it? That's why you're acting like this. You think you're some fucking expert. No, I got you. I'm gonna go hand Beth a loaded gun and say 'here kiddo, good luck'" Camila said
"If she wants to live, she'll choose" Andrea defended. Camila sighed before she threw a punch at Andrea. Her fist collided with Andrea's nose. Andrea couldn't believe what had just happened. Lori was watching shocked. The two women began to fight as Andrea pulled Camila's said
"Hair pulling? What are you, fucking five?" Camila asked before she kneed Andrea in the gut. Andrea let go of Camila's hair giving Camila the opportunity to grab Andrea by her hair and slam her head into the cupboard. Camila just kept slamming Andrea's head into the cupboard until she saw blood. Then, she stopped and let Andrea fall to the ground
"Stupid bitch" Camila spat out before she literally spit on Andrea
"Jesus Christ.." Lori muttered as Camila walked out
Camila had heard what happened to Beth. Andrea was left in charge of Beth and left her alone. It gave Beth the opportunity to slit her wrists. Maggie was beyond pissed and so was Lori. Apparently Camila didn't beat Andrea's ass enough. The moment Andrea heard she ran over to the house
"Where were you?" Maggie asked
"I heard. Is she all right?" Andrea asked
"Say the word, Maggie" Camila said with a smile
"She would be if you had stayed with her. Where were you?" Maggie asked
"How bad is she?" Andrea asked
"It wasn't deep" Lori said. Andrea sighed in relief
"She wants to live. She made her decision" Andrea said with a smile. Camila stared at Andrea. She just couldn't understand what was wrong with her. Camila walked over to Andrea and grabbed her by the hair as she dragged her ass away
"You stupid fuck.. what did I fucking tell you?" Camila asked as she kept dragging Andrea by her hair. Andrea let out whines from the pain she was feeling. Camila threw Andrea to the ground. "You truly prove the stereotype that all blonde's are fucking stupid"
Camila pulled out a knife, causing Andrea's eyes to widen
"You're not gonna kill me" Andrea said
"Don't be too sure. I killed Shane" She said with a smile. Of course Camila was being restrained before she could do anything
"Woah, woah, woah. Cami put the knife down" Jesse said. Cami sighed before she dropped the knife
"I could've gotten rid of her. Would've done everyone a favor. Nobody likes her annoying ass anyway" She reasoned as Andrea got up and ran off
"You can't just kill people because you feel like it" Jesse said
"Bitch, watch me" She responded
"I will take away your Pokémon cards" Jesse threatened. Camila's face paled
"No, not my Pokémon cards. Please, I'll be good" Camila begged. Jesse smirked in satisfaction
"That's what I thought" He said
A/N: Andrea slander is justified no matter what
(2048 words)
11/24/23