"Kim Taehyung, would you eat or you are waiting for me to stuff this tuna sandwich in your mouth?".Jin ask, slightly glare at Taehyung.
"Woahh that's mean". Taehyung gasp, already imagining how Jin would sit up on the table and stuff his mouth with a freaking sandwich.And yeah Jin once did it to him.Believe me you won't like it.Not the sandwich, but the way that old guy force-feed you.It'll freak you out like you would peed your pants.
"Are you still saving up,Tae?"
Taehyung turn his head to Jimin."Well,kinda".
"What the freaking hell you said?! Didn't I told you if you don't have money you can tell us?Dude we are like, ready to throw all our money to you".Jin suddenly stormed.
"Yeah he's right. We don't want you to skip eating, like just look how skinny you are right now, babe".
Taehyung smile."I know guys.But I'm not gonna use up you money all the time.Doesn't it make me like a freaking money burden to you?"
"Hey,do you ever hear me said something like, 'hey you stupid blondie, you're such a burden to me and my money,just leave me alone alone,you dipshit little bitch '.Have you?" Jin said and eraning a laugh from Taehyung and Jimin.
"I don't think I ever wanna hear that".
"Good.Now go by your food.It's on me".Jin said.
"Yeah.Make it two,Tae". Jimin suddenly said.
"And why is that?"
"For me of course".
Jimin point his little finger on himself.
"You're buying your own food, sweetie".Jin said, smiling.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Jimin couldn't believe his ears.
"I won't waste money on some shitty rich ass guy like you.Now go and buy it yourself".Jin said,causing Taehyung to grin and Jimin to roll his eyes.
Jimin get up,still feeling annoyed,to buy his and Taehyung's food.
"Oh also buy another of this damn delicious tuna sandwic".
"Oldie grunch".
"I heard that!"
"I know".Jimin stick his tongue out before running away from the almost-being-a-hulk Jin.
After sometimes, Jimin come back to them, eyebrows meeting,and looks annoyed on something.
Jimin sit on the chair,pushing the plate full of kimchi fried rice to Taehyung,as he pick up the spoon from his plate,ready to slurp his noodles.
"What happened?" Taehyung ask.
"Urghh some mop headed guy was testing my patience just now".
"So what did you do to him?" Jin ask, patiently waiting, as he doesn't need to know what happened to Jimin that made him pissed off.
"Kick him out of the line".
Jin raise his eyebrow, waiting for more.
"On the butt".
Jin has his thumb up."That's my boy".
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"Sunshine's he--"
"Piss off,man". Yoongi pushed away Hoseok who is already spreading his arms, welcoming the day for his first math class,as the sleepy guy go his seat and lay his head on the table.
"The fuck was that,hyung?You're ruining my day". Hoseok said, slightly pout and take his seat beside Namjoon.
"And you're ruining my sleep,Hoseok".Yoongi said, already dozing off to some unknown universe.
"Woahh Yoongi hyung,did you even get enough sleep?"
"Duhh he's always sleepy.He's just like that because his sleeping time was ruined".Hoseok look at his wristwatch,knowing their lecturer will arrive anytime soon.
"By you?" Namjoon ask.
"Not me you dumbie.By some unknown kid who likes to talk with stranger".
"Who?"
Hoseok sigh."While we are on the way here, suddenly a kid come to us, holding Yoongi's sleeve.That kid was like..'play with me,play with me.I'm boring'.Trust me dude if you look at that kiddo you'll think he's a real life dead kid zombie who is doing nothing but dragging strangers to play with.Not gonna lie I was getting goosebumps.
"How is that pissing Yoongi hyung off?" Jungkook ask, still don't get the clue.
"Well that hyung of yours tried getting his arm back,but that kid is just as strong as demon.So Yoongi hyung bend down,asking that boy like 'where is your mother?' And the boy was like 'she's at the store'. And then Yoongi hyung just 'okay lil kiddo, when your mom comes, just show her your lil middle finger,and say you're late, bitch to your mom".
"For God sake hyung, he's five!" Hoseok remind Yoongi as Yoongi just roll his eyes.
"Damn.."
"Wait there's more.So that boy look at his fingers, showing us his middle finger like he's flipping us off, and I was like damn, this bro's a fast learner. This dumbass hyung told him to try saying it and shit.. he's saying better than us.And after that we left,before his mom arrive, so that we will not see some children crime of a mom abusing her kid because her kid show her a middle finger learnt from some unknown cat-faced guy".
"I'm not a cat, you freak".
"I didn't say you're a cat.I said you're a cat-faced guy,which clearly interest that boy".
"And what?You didn't interest him because your face is like an eyes-hurting sunshine?"
"I--anyways,Jungkook". Hoseok close the topic,turning his head to Jungkook.
"How about your little 'need to find a tutor' problem?Is there any 'found a tutor' solution?"
"Oh shush it,hyung.I'm still figuring it out and it would be nice for you to help me you know that?"
"Why don't you announce to the whole college that you're looking for a tutor.I'm sure many people will interested, especially girls.Like you are a star in this college". Namjoon suggest.
"Yeah,a stupid star--don't mind me".Hoseok fix his words,after getting glares from the younger.
"Oh hyung.I don't want some thick make up faced along with the rude old ducky behaviour and not enough shirt girl to be my tutor.They are all brainless just like me.I want a full brained and well done tutor that can tutor me seriously like..so seriously,hyung".
"Well done?What do you think it is?Burned steak? Anyway I know someone who can be your tutor.Proud to say that he's kind of well known in this college because of his Isaac Newton brain and his pretty high Kim Namjoon IQ". Hoseok as Namjoon nod, probably know that guy.
"How can you know him,hyung?"
"I kind of being friends with the small friend of his.So particularly, I'm their friend".
"You're friends with some smart-brained guy, Hobi hyung?" Jungkook tease Hoseok.
"I'm also friends with Kim Namjoon so have some respect if you don't want to get your coconut head spanked".
"Okay okay geez".Jungkook roll his eyes.
"Oh not to mention that he's a boy".
Jungkook blink."So?"
"You don't mind if your tutor is a boy?"
"Why would I?" Jungkook ask, reminding himself that he's straight.
Like straight as fuck.
Hobi narrow his eyebrow,squint his eyes."Okay then.I'll give the little friend of his a call".
"Just give me his number,hyung".
"No.He will think you're some sort of skill-leaked scammer".
"I--the hell was that?"
"Nothing.Just declare this as a solution of your 'need to find a tutor' problem.Thank me later".Hoseok said as he turn around to face the front, slightly look at Yoongi beside him who's sleeping like a dead cat.
Jungkook scoffed.
To be continued...