"okay you donkeys and hoes let's react to some Memes!" Rose announced.(sorry)
"What did she just called us?!?" A random person said.
"Well she called us 'donkeys and hoes'" other person besides him said.
"Hey wait why is she rubbing her head like someone had hit it?"
Hearing this the people's around that person look at her.
"......You are right..."
Meanwhile with rose~
After she announced it she was hit by the Author-sim who just come while being invisible and hit her on the head.
"Ouch"
'why did you hit me!!!'
{Because you are impolite!}
'but I was just being normal!'
{Yeah typecal yourself?} She said it while rolling her eyes.
'hey that's mean!'
{Can you just started it?!?}
'fine'
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"Alright everyone eyes on the screen please"
"Ohhhh it was that day ahahah" Wei wuxian laughed nervously.
"Wei ying what happened?" Lan wangij asked.
"Well-" wei wuxian start but got rudely interpreted by someone.
"Let me explain it so when Wei wuxian and the juniors were at lotus pier (?) The kids got in some trouble and got caught by him*point at wei wuxian* and this is what happened and after that the kids cried for half of that day" Rose explained.
"Awww poor them"I female cultivator said.
"You don't have the right to make them cry like that!!!!" Another female cultivator said pointing at wei wuxian.
"Oh come on they created a lot of trouble that day and that makes me a little disappointed" wei crying at his lest sentence.
"WEI WUXIAN!!!!!" Some female cultivators and surprisingly jiang Cheng to screamed at him.
"Ahem please calm down you guys to*points at the juniors*"Rose said being the host for the first time.(hey!!!!)
"Okay next!"
"Awww that's cute the kids are protecting there 'A-niang'" they said the lest part in a low voice.
"Oh uh" the juniors started looking here and there because they can feel their beloved moth-i mean 'BoLoVeD SeNiOr WeI' is looking at them in in really really weird way.
"So you guys are the reason why no one comes near me hmm?"
"Wei ying wants someone near him?"
Lan wangij said in a very very scary voice.(some one is drinking vinegar)
"Lan er-ge not in that way!"
"Hmm? Really?"
"Don't you trust me?" Wei wuxian said in a little pout.
"Always trusted wei ying"
"Awww me to-"
"Can you guys please stop!" Jiang Cheng said in a angry voice( typecal jiang Cheng)
"No need get jealous Cheng-cheng" wei wuxian said while winking.
"What did you just called m-"
"Stop!"
"..."
"..."
"Thank you and let's continue"
"And I still don't know why I was dragged in there" baby A-ning said it (and I am not gonna fix it)
"Wen Ning did you just-"
"S-s-sorry young Master Wei"
"And why are you apologizing A-ning"
"Soo even the great mighty Hanguang-Jun can be weak against his family and that's cute" A random cultivator said with awe.
"Before you guys started next!"
"Oh come on Miss Rose!"
"Just call me Rose"
"Okay rose"
"But still next!"
"Bahahahahaha" the hall Burst out of laughter.
"Oi! Woman what is this!"
"AhahahHahahahHaa nothing nothin- ahahahahahahahaha" rose still laughing her ass off.
"I am sorry are we gonna ignore the first two ones"
"Oh now you mantined that's sad"
"I know I have seen young Master Wei since he was a kid he was very kind man" a elder of jiang sect said.
"Okay that's sad but we need to finish this so no drama and next!"
"Oh that's true!" Nie Huasiang said in agreement but kinda sad because he wasn't there.
"Well it's okay sect leader Nie I am also sad that they did not add you there" Rose said like she read his mind.
"Wha- how did yo-"
"Magic!"
"Dumbass"Jin ling said rolling his eyes.
"Hey!!!"
"What it's true!"
"Then you tell me what 'IDK' means then" lan jingyi said crossing his arms.
"It's means ' I don't know'"
"See you also don't kno- wait wha"
"That's why you are a dumbass"
"Before you guys started barking next!"
"Awwww!"
"You seriously love your dajiu(?)"
"I also love you to jiujiu"
"Wei ying what do you mean by my kids aren't they are also your kids" lan wangij asked while rising one of his eyebrows.
"Ah yes yes mines to-"
"Wahhh A-niang doesn't not want us anymore!" And juniors started crying again.
{Rose you batter calm them down!}
'what you want me to do!'
{Do anything just stop them from crying}
"Hey you! Yes you guys stop crying or he well really throw you guys away!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
And no more crying was heard in the hall.
"Good now next!"
"Ahhh what happened to my A-Yuan!"
Wei wuxian screamed.
"Young lady Rose?"
"Ah yes wait a second let me get that pic of what really happened"
"Ahhh can't find it!!! Okay let me just explain it Soo when A-Yuan was little young Master Wei used to play the flute for him and he would always feel asleep after hearing it and after second young Master lan adapted him he also used to play guqin(?) And the results were still same so that's why when both of them played their 'Wangxian' he feel asleep out of habit"
Rose explained.
"Ohhhhhhh that's cute"
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Hii! Author is here. I hope you guys liked it and also please ignore the bugs ( like the images not being there because Wattpad deicided to erase that from the chapter T^T I can't do anything!)
Anyways have a good day/night 💖💕💕💕